OMG (x24)
THERE WAS A LIZARD IN THE KITCHEN. I put my cat in front of it and all Jack did was pat its head! With my heart racing, my life flashing before my eyes because of the dire jeopardy I was in --- I TOSSED a BUCKET ON IT. Swirled the bucket around while rambling on with OMG (x24), scraped up a plastic bag and BRAVELY put my hand into the bucket to get the thing into the bag! I succeeded, only to feel disgusting shrills and sharpness jolt up my spine in response to feeling it squirm! I dropped the bag on the carpet that was improperly wrapped around the lizard, illogically waited 10 seconds to see if it would move. . . I summed up enough strength in that scant period of time only to pick it up as swift as lightning, and pollute my backyard by tossing it far outside.
My life almost ended.
GOD I HATE LIZARDS.