The company meeting was not horrifying, though it pretty clearly outlined why the company was eliminating positions. I will be moving to the Marketing and Communications Department next week (or... sometime, no one's really sure or in a hurry to move me even though my job was eliminated today) as their department assistant.
The interview was fine and seemed to be more of a "this is how awesome we are, look at what you can help us do, please come help us!" presentation than an actual interview, though they did prod at my experience with programs a bit. Same salary, same benefits, same whole kaboodle - truly a lateral move. But I still have to pack my stuff and move to another part of the building. At least the people over there are more energetic!
Before I start looking for a new job, I'm going to give this one an honest try. It sounds much more like what I wish this job had been. Still not perfectly ideal, but I like the company and don't really have the luxury of being unemployed for as long as it would likely take for me to find a job starting from scratch.
Andy's stuck not being a Cabana boy for at least a little while longer, alas.