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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1700 on: September 09, 2009, 11:36:53 PM »
That barely counts, you're a midget Snow.

I'm pretty sure the chocolate bar was also bigger than the head of a 5'9'' person.

You're 5'9? Huh, thought you were like 5'4.

5'5-5'6, I'm still a midget.

I never said I wasn't. I just embrace my condition instead of posting goth poetry on livejournal about it. =3
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1701 on: September 09, 2009, 11:37:25 PM »
In this day and age, people are aiming for compact more and more! [...] This world yearns for smaller things.

Not all the time, y'know~

We compensate.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1702 on: September 09, 2009, 11:42:47 PM »
Via full-body fisting?
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1703 on: September 09, 2009, 11:44:16 PM »
You realise you insult yourself as well?

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1704 on: September 09, 2009, 11:51:00 PM »
I'm a bottom.
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[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1705 on: September 09, 2009, 11:51:30 PM »
Wait, how does one manage...

...no, never mind. Brain just shut down again.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1706 on: September 09, 2009, 11:52:18 PM »
You disturb me in ways that I cannot possibly bring into words.

Since they're all I have to work with, here's a poem to express myself, hopefully:

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
spiders are disgusting,
and so are you
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1707 on: September 09, 2009, 11:53:31 PM »
I aim to please.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1708 on: September 10, 2009, 12:17:40 AM »
Just pointing out this happened on page 69
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1709 on: September 10, 2009, 12:21:14 AM »
Fitting, if nothing else.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1710 on: September 10, 2009, 04:57:16 AM »
In this day and age, people are aiming for compact more and more! [...] This world yearns for smaller things.
ADDENDUM: This post is also a cock joke in its spare time.

Yay ;D!

I'm a bottom.

Yay ;D;D!!

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1711 on: September 10, 2009, 05:01:40 AM »
I'm vaguely confused now.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1712 on: September 10, 2009, 05:04:27 AM »
I think Djinn is hitting on you.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1713 on: September 10, 2009, 05:05:53 AM »
Well, I guess. Just what do I do with that? It's not like I can sell Djinn to the auction house.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1714 on: September 10, 2009, 05:23:17 AM »
No no, if I was hitting on you, it wouldn't be ambiguous. Trust me, you'd know.

Mostly I just found the general snark of the past few posts amusing and I was chiming in.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1715 on: September 10, 2009, 05:25:44 AM »
It's not like Snow being a natural bottom was a secret (or hard to guess even)
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1716 on: September 10, 2009, 06:07:54 AM »
It was vaguely entertaining to see how squicked Bard was, though. I guess that the whole putting his foot into his mouth regarding Strago was a little less innocent than I thought.

EDIT:

No no, if I was hitting on you, it wouldn't be ambiguous. Trust me, you'd know.

Then, you'd strip and put a neon sign on your lower parts saying "Love Shack <3", got it. Not that I wouldn't appreciate the eyecandy, I've seen your Facebook picture.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1717 on: September 10, 2009, 09:48:27 AM »
Djinn can't hit on too many more DLers at the risk of stealing the DL pervert title away anyways.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1718 on: September 10, 2009, 10:01:55 AM »
... I want to see Snow's room~
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1719 on: September 10, 2009, 01:09:22 PM »
Morning time. School time. Big hair time. I didn't notice my hair was this big until I walked into the bathroom and saw it was supah poofy. Haha. Whatever, I'll just be  the bum student on campus today that looks like they were smoking too much weed during a science experiment.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1720 on: September 10, 2009, 02:49:33 PM »
... I want to see Snow's room~

Maybe he'll finish up your social link soon...
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1721 on: September 10, 2009, 02:54:39 PM »
Ah, so being bottom raises your popularity.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1722 on: September 10, 2009, 03:25:01 PM »
Taking notes on how to pick up DL members?
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1723 on: September 10, 2009, 03:32:15 PM »
Not really. Just making an observation.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #1724 on: September 10, 2009, 03:34:21 PM »
Taking notes on how to pick up DL members.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.