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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3525 on: December 05, 2009, 02:16:52 AM »
I would -totally- make out with a robot version of myself.  :-*

Come back when there's -something- you wouldn't make out with.

... too easy. :-X

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3526 on: December 05, 2009, 03:07:05 AM »
... Then you can probably fuck your clone.  You narcissistic freak.

Fuck your clone? You sick fuck. It's better to fuck something that has your exact head, but the body of a beautiful woman. Hard to accomplish, yes, but I've figured out a way to simulate it.

Or, if you're lucky enough to be born with an identical twin sister, you can achieve all of the above with no simulation!

But then you miss out on the fun and surprise of dropping a paper bag you've printed your face on to on their head during the act.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3527 on: December 05, 2009, 04:27:45 AM »
... Then you can probably fuck your clone.  You narcissistic freak.

Fuck your clone? You sick fuck. It's better to fuck something that has your exact head, but the body of a beautiful woman. Hard to accomplish, yes, but I've figured out a way to simulate it.

Or, if you're lucky enough to be born with an identical twin sister, you can achieve all of the above with no simulation!

But then you miss out on the fun and surprise of dropping a paper bag you've printed your face on to on their head during the act.

It's amusing that MC talks/seems like more of "one of the guys" now than before.  Just had to point that out.  >_>

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3528 on: December 05, 2009, 05:16:11 AM »
... Then you can probably fuck your clone.  You narcissistic freak.

Fuck your clone? You sick fuck. It's better to fuck something that has your exact head, but the body of a beautiful woman. Hard to accomplish, yes, but I've figured out a way to simulate it.

Or, if you're lucky enough to be born with an identical twin sister, you can achieve all of the above with no simulation!

But then you miss out on the fun and surprise of dropping a paper bag you've printed your face on to on their head during the act.

It's amusing that MC talks/seems like more of "one of the guys" now than before.  Just had to point that out.  >_>

That's a side-effect of the fact that most of my friends right now are lesbians.  Let's just say lesbians are considerably naughtier than I thought they were when I was being all "I'm abstinent from romance."

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3529 on: December 05, 2009, 05:18:24 AM »
Getting a passport was pleasant besides for the cost. The ladies were very nice there and were even able to hold a decent conversation.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3530 on: December 05, 2009, 05:30:18 AM »
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That's a side-effect of the fact that most of my friends right now are lesbians.  Let's just say lesbians are considerably naughtier than I thought they were when I was being all "I'm abstinent from romance."

Of course.  Something about being on the outside looking in societally promotes a diminishing of taboos and thinking, then discussing, them much more openly.  Or lesbians tend to befriend guys more often (the distaff counterpart of the 'fag hag', as it were) and pick it up that way, but that seems like the less likely explaination from your own comments in recent weeks.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3531 on: December 05, 2009, 08:06:46 AM »
I don't know that it's even that complicated, CK.  The frankness about sex is really just a product of math.  To wit: if you are straight, your chances of finding a viable partner without making any special efforts are pretty good.  If you are a lesbian, those chances are much worse.  So it's only natural that when you find more lesbians you're likely to form a community, and because your community has one big factor in common, it should be no surprise that it comes up a lot.  Dammit, what a waste of what could have been a fantastic dick joke.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3532 on: December 05, 2009, 08:28:03 AM »
I don't know that it's even that complicated, CK.  The frankness about sex is really just a product of math.  To wit: if you are straight, your chances of finding a viable partner without making any special efforts are pretty good.  If you are a lesbian, those chances are much worse.  So it's only natural that when you find more lesbians you're likely to form a community, and because your community has one big factor in common, it should be no surprise that it comes up a lot.

Yeah, I've definitely noticed and thought about that.  When I'm in straightworld I don't go around eyeing other women or anything like that--that seems like it would be fruitless and make people uncomfortable (and I don't like making people uncomfortable).  Not just that, but the kind of people who show up to lesbianland are usually the kind of people who are interested in pursuing a relationship (typically they will either be coupled, or they will be looking for a relationship...or both).

So...you have people interested in exploring their sexuality at this point in their lives, who can't really express it anywhere else, and whom are united through a common sexual ground.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3533 on: December 05, 2009, 10:01:07 AM »
And off to the airport! 
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3534 on: December 05, 2009, 10:07:58 AM »
No sleep at all, yet it doesn't feel like I pulled an all-nighter. I think I'm getting desensitized.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3535 on: December 05, 2009, 10:31:18 AM »
It could just be blow. Have you been doing rails lately?

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3536 on: December 05, 2009, 10:37:41 AM »
I don't think I understand what you're trying to say.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3537 on: December 05, 2009, 11:25:12 AM »
Having to make tea in the microwave sucks.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3538 on: December 05, 2009, 11:27:17 AM »
Jesus christ, you don't have anything resembling an oven there?
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3539 on: December 05, 2009, 11:39:25 AM »
Yeah but I'm lazy. Kettle's broke so I'd have to boil the water in the pan or something if I were using the oven >.>
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3540 on: December 05, 2009, 12:15:54 PM »
Meanwhile I slept for five hours and feel even more exhausted than I did before I slept.

Snow, I accuse you of syphoning my sleep energies.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3541 on: December 05, 2009, 12:31:53 PM »
Indeed >.>
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3542 on: December 05, 2009, 01:00:38 PM »
Meanwhile I slept for five hours and feel even more exhausted than I did before I slept.

Snow, I accuse you of syphoning my sleep energies.

I have to do -something- to compensate my sleeping habits.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3543 on: December 05, 2009, 01:59:40 PM »
>.>

*goes for a Dr Pepper* Ah bliss~

Laters peeps.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3544 on: December 05, 2009, 02:56:41 PM »
Have fun OK.

CT: Sounds like your mom needs  a tea kettle for christmas!
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3545 on: December 05, 2009, 03:01:30 PM »
1PM! Just an hour to go.

Also, you going to provide a kettle for CT's mother, aiel? That'd be pretty sweet.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3546 on: December 05, 2009, 03:03:07 PM »
No, just giving her an idea. I'm not anywhere near the united kingdom and the US/UK run off different power currents.(PAL still sucks)
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3547 on: December 05, 2009, 03:05:23 PM »
Too bad, it'd be a cool gift. Granted, still an idea for CT herself.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3548 on: December 05, 2009, 03:09:49 PM »
CT is going to be too busy lugging back two dozen games to worry much about tea. *Whips Snow* It's time for a Soul Nomad ranking push. Whip your Cabana Boy into that when he gets back.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3549 on: December 05, 2009, 03:33:58 PM »
I'll consider it when it's a Wizard of Oz ranking push.
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