Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 246267 times)

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3800 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:38:03 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on December 16, 2009, 06:30:45 AM

My students are dusting the ceiling.

With a clean-wipe mop.

This is hilarious and frightening.

<whine>Also, I have a cold and I want to go home and sleep/play P4. </whine>

You're driving children to legal, relatively voluntary slave labor. What's next, you're going to nag about not having a personal Dhyer to give you blowjobs every five minutes in public?

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #3801 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:54:13 AM »

Well, now that you mention it... I -have- always felt that this is what's wrong with the world today. <sagenod>

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3802 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:38:15 PM »

* Jo'ou Ranbu thwaps Djinn with a stylus.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3803 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:43:58 PM »

Yeah, people who give others blowjobs in public need to be publicly execute- wait, that's not what we were talking about?

(seriously, though, is it hard to fucking find a bathroom stall?)

NotMiki · « **Reply #3804 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:19:15 PM »

Larry Craig gave bathroom stalls a bad reputation.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3805 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:39:00 PM »

I'm not convinced that public blow jobs are any worse than the legal stuff people do is. I mean, purely on the public display of sexuality front.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3806 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:41:21 PM »

Not objectively, but there's a certain "ugh" factor there for me. Illogical? Probably, yes. But.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3807 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:47:44 PM »

Well, I mean, if pepole are getting blown in public, they usually try to be DISCRETE about it. Easier to ignore. Contrast with the folks that basically grind on each other in their clothes and try to pretend it's dancing, or long drunken makeout sessions.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3808 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:50:24 PM »

The extent of the discreetness here was choosing a lesser-used aisle between bookshelves in the library.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3809 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:52:36 PM »

Sounds relatively discrete to me.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3810 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:55:15 PM »

The library is packed. Saying "lesser used" is like saying "they chose a slightly less used road in Beijing to make out in".

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3811 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:57:21 PM »

Statement stands.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3812 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:59:25 PM »

And then, there's literal sex in public...

Lady Door · « **Reply #3813 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on December 16, 2009, 04:59:25 PM

And then, there's literal sex in public...

Ugh. I thought living in the "nice" part of Oakland, down by the marina, would make walking the dog by the grassy picnic areas safe.

Let me tell you, THAT was shocking.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3814 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Lady Door on December 16, 2009, 06:09:03 PM

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on December 16, 2009, 04:59:25 PM
And then, there's literal sex in public...

Ugh. I thought living in the "nice" part of Oakland, down by the marina, would make walking the dog by the grassy picnic areas safe.

Let me tell you, THAT was shocking.

I see some people have been slacking on the lawnmowing.

* Jo'ou Ranbu gnaws on the merry remains of a human head-sized black and white chocolate bar.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3815 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:15:07 PM »

Meanwhile, I look at food and my metabolism shuts down. Blah to you, Snow. >_>

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3816 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:16:06 PM »

I need the sugar. Sun woke me up early today and I'm halfway asleep right now.

AndrewRogue · « **Reply #3817 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:18:45 PM »

The harder I attempt to work, the lower my quality of work is.

There is something wrong with this.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3818 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:19:11 PM »

Try less. Alternatively, my Cabana Boy offer is still up.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3819 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:19:21 PM »

Feh, excuses. The :p-ness still stands.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3820 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:48:28 PM »

All I hear is the sound of angels telling me I might need two cabana boys instead of one. I could even have you and Andy mudwrestle in jockstraps for money at bachelorette parties.

EDIT: And this is where I realize the sugar high has kicked in.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3821 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:02:33 PM »

For one, you're implying you could get me into a jockstrap, let alone only wear a jockstrap in front of other people.

For two, and somehow more insulting, you're implying that a match between me and Andrew would not end in five seconds with me sitting on him.

For three, you're implying that it's angels telling you that instead of super.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3822 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:05:03 PM »

I doubt super wants to see either of you in jockstraps.

Also, the ladies -and- I would be highly disappointed if there wasn't sitting.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3823 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:07:24 PM »

He's the one constantly making comments about Cabana Boy Andrew alongside you. Clearly he's interested in the topic.

And wait, crushing someone gets people off? Shit, is there anything that doesn't?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3824 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Taitoro on December 16, 2009, 09:07:24 PM

And wait, crushing someone gets people off? Shit, is there anything that doesn't?

Marriage. </Al Bundy>

As for super, I just assume he's trying to get money for giving CT a long-lasting birthday present.

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