Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 246360 times)

Laggy · « **Reply #1075 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:05:18 AM »

MAGIC

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1076 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:05:56 AM »

No, magic is what super is doing right now.

Laggy · « **Reply #1077 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:07:26 AM »

Well, yes, you don't want to get in the way of his nice and supple holly phoenix wand.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1078 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:08:28 AM »

So, Harry Potter is actually a metaphor for copious mansex?

EDIT: Granted, most anything can be seen as that. Freud tropes and all that shit.

Laggy · « **Reply #1079 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:09:25 AM »

That's wandering too far into niu territory for me to claim any sort of expertise.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1080 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:10:01 AM »

Maybe Melsa can give more insightful input, hmmm?

Laggy · « **Reply #1081 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:11:09 AM »

She was the unwitting puppet of a foul aiel. Fortunate that it was all it was, for I would have had to resort to serious amounts of bleach to purify her from such influences.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1082 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:12:54 AM »

I meant nothing about your avatar this morning, I just asked about Melsa's input on the matter of KH2 villains. =3

EDIT: Although the typo on "yaoi" was golden. Also I'm turning into Grefter.

superaielman · « **Reply #1083 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:53:31 AM »

It's cheating when an admin sets the avatar Laggypoo.

Idun · « **Reply #1084 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:19:16 AM »

OMG (x24)

THERE WAS A LIZARD IN THE KITCHEN. I put my cat in front of it and all Jack did was pat its head! With my heart racing, my life flashing before my eyes because of the dire jeopardy I was in --- I TOSSED a BUCKET ON IT. Swirled the bucket around while rambling on with OMG (x24), scraped up a plastic bag and BRAVELY put my hand into the bucket to get the thing into the bag! I succeeded, only to feel disgusting shrills and sharpness jolt up my spine in response to feeling it squirm! I dropped the bag on the carpet that was improperly wrapped around the lizard, illogically waited 10 seconds to see if it would move. . . I summed up enough strength in that scant period of time only to pick it up as swift as lightning, and pollute my backyard by tossing it far outside.

My life almost ended.

GOD I HATE LIZARDS.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1085 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:35:24 AM »

You need a better cat. My old kitten would've shredded that thing.

Rest in peace, Cait Sith. ;_;

Idun · « **Reply #1086 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:42:48 AM »

Your cat was named Cait Sith?

I don't know how adorable that is. You should have dressed it up with a cute birthday hat.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1087 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:25:31 PM »

I need to stop sleeping below three hours a night on the Friday/Saturday interim. Oh well, it's not like Saturday is much of a working day.

Grefter · « **Reply #1088 on:** July 18, 2009, 06:03:28 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on July 18, 2009, 12:53:31 AM

It's cheating when an admin sets the avatar Laggypoo.

So it counted the time OK, Laggy and I did it?

superaielman · « **Reply #1089 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:02:35 PM »

Of course it did. Sure I was defenseless and sick, but it was still a nice job.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1090 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:40:27 PM »

Saturday afternoons are made of god and win. New haircut that rules face included.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1091 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on July 18, 2009, 12:08:28 AM

So, Harry Potter is actually a metaphor for copious mansex?

I read a fanfic kinda like that once...well, okay no, the only gay couple was Harry/Snape and no sex was ever actually described, so not really.

Although...much more popular than that, there's a "wand to wang" translator somewhere on the internet. It gets quite ridiculous when you read stuff like "Dumbledore pulled out his wand, and shot something silvery out of it". Quite a few lines fit almost too well.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #1092 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:28:51 PM »

Quote from: metroid composite on July 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on July 18, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
So, Harry Potter is actually a metaphor for copious mansex?

I read a fanfic kinda like that once...well, okay no, the only gay couple was Harry/Snape and no sex was ever actually described, so not really.

Although...much more popular than that, there's a "wand to wang" translator somewhere on the internet. It gets quite ridiculous when you read stuff like "Dumbledore pulled out his wand, and shot something silvery out of it". Quite a few lines fit almost too well.

It's like my day just keeps finding ways to get funnier. Thank you, mc.

Sierra · « **Reply #1093 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:57:12 PM »

FYI, Dhyer: Games received. Yay and such.

Grefter · « **Reply #1094 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:50:48 AM »

Quote from: metroid composite on July 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on July 18, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
So, Harry Potter is actually a metaphor for copious mansex?

I read a fanfic kinda like that once...well, okay no, the only gay couple was Harry/Snape and no sex was ever actually described, so not really.

Errrrr just one?

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #1095 on:** July 19, 2009, 04:09:09 AM »

Quote from: Grefter on July 19, 2009, 01:50:48 AM

Quote from: metroid composite on July 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on July 18, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
So, Harry Potter is actually a metaphor for copious mansex?

I read a fanfic kinda like that once...well, okay no, the only gay couple was Harry/Snape and no sex was ever actually described, so not really.

Errrrr just one?

Clearly she is not reading enough Harry Potter mansexfics.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #1096 on:** July 19, 2009, 04:21:01 AM »

I can't say I see a reason for a little girl attracted to women to read Harry Potter yaoi, or at least seek it out. Even if it is met (who often reads things out of random curiosity)

Lady Door · « **Reply #1097 on:** July 19, 2009, 05:52:16 AM »

I now know the joy of having a 60 pound dog pretend he fits in your lap, and lunge at the end of a leash because he wants to go play nownownownow.

>_>

Andrew and I drove out to the middle of nowhere to meet a young golden retriever named Fox. He is a very sweet dog and loves to give hugs. Unfortunately, he really is 60 pounds of dog and doesn't know it. Still, he's only a little over a year old and he's been very responsive to corrections so I think he'll be great.

Hooray for not having to deal with any shelters!

metroid composite · « **Reply #1098 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on July 19, 2009, 04:21:01 AM

I can't say I see a reason for a little girl attracted to women to read Harry Potter yaoi, or at least seek it out. Even if it is met (who often reads things out of random curiosity)

Wasn't so much random curiosity. Back then I was like "I'm going to read one story from every author on this website, since 80% of them have been good". This one was terrible, but in a "so bad it's actually hilarious" way--seems to be from someone who's read the books maybe once and doesn't remember many details.

Though the really awesome thing was that the author's writing was still solid enough that as long as we stuck within one wild idea (like HarryxSnape) it actually made enough sense for some suspension of disbelief.

...And then one of the other crazy ideas would pop into it, like Luna Lovegood being a nymphomaniac lesbian who's slept with just about everyone...or Hermione being extremely homophobic (the only truly "straight" character in the story) and everyone, including the person she was dating, wanting her to be a lesbian.

EDIT:

Quote from: Lady Door on July 19, 2009, 05:52:16 AM

I now know the joy of having a 60 pound dog pretend he fits in your lap, and lunge at the end of a leash because he wants to go play nownownownow.

>_>

Andrew and I drove out to the middle of nowhere to meet a young golden retriever named Fox. He is a very sweet dog and loves to give hugs. Unfortunately, he really is 60 pounds of dog and doesn't know it. Still, he's only a little over a year old and he's been very responsive to corrections so I think he'll be great.

Hooray for not having to deal with any shelters!

Wow, awesome.

Cotigo · « **Reply #1099 on:** July 19, 2009, 06:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Lady Door on July 19, 2009, 05:52:16 AM

I now know the joy of having a 60 pound dog pretend he fits in your lap, and lunge at the end of a leash because he wants to go play nownownownow.

>_>

Andrew and I drove out to the middle of nowhere to meet a young golden retriever named Fox. He is a very sweet dog and loves to give hugs. Unfortunately, he really is 60 pounds of dog and doesn't know it. Still, he's only a little over a year old and he's been very responsive to corrections so I think he'll be great.

Hooray for not having to deal with any shelters!

Golden Retrievers are awesome. They also stop the whole hyperactivity thing after a couple years and chill out on the jumping all over you, so that won't be a problem for long.

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Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 246360 times)

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