DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!

[OblivionKnight]

Oooohhh are we playing pictionary???!!!!

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Speaking of crying and babies, I bought a new umbrella today! Over half my height, as usual. One of these days, I'll stop being awed at my own midgetry.

[Bardiche]

Are you doing it intentionally? There's a lot of umbrellas here that're just right.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Are you doing it intentionally? There's a lot of umbrellas here that're just right.

I'd rather not try my luck with doll prop umbrellas. Unless I can use an umbrella as a boat upside down, it's not good enough for rainy days over here. Of course, this doesn't say much, I've seen paper boats that I could use for actual sailing.

[VySaika]

...okay, the latest Djinn/Snow/Dhyer exhange has made me nearly fall over laughing. Cookies to all involved.

Anyway, have to go walk down to where DLC3 was(about a mile and a half from my house. Down a very steep hill) to pick up Kier around three. So what am I doing now? My normal 3 mile walk in the other direction, of course.

Here's hoping this doesn't kill me.

[Dhyerwolf]

Man, I would never have the cold blood to pretend to be asleep while a drunken mob assaults my room. That's the kind of situation I buy one-meter umbrellas for.

The drunken mob didn't assault the room so much as look for wallets loudly. I couldn't figure out why, because it was either after 2 am or close enough to that they weren't going to be able to get someplace before closing time, I think.

[Cmdr_King]

Nah, super's pretty well won the stalker title.  Ciato's committed more details to print, and I have a better memory for details, but super puts in the legwork and makes a point to keep up on everyone, not just the interesting people.

[NotMiki]

You know, none of this makes me any more inclined to attend future DL cons.

It's honestly discouraging me.

Oh hell, I was there for this, and it wasn't that bad.  No harm no foul, right?

[Fudozukushi]

There's a bunch of knives sitting on top of the cat's blue thing.  I have no idea where they came from because they're none of mine.

[Hunter Sopko]

Nah, super's pretty well won the stalker title.  Ciato's committed more details to print, and I have a better memory for details, but super puts in the legwork and makes a point to keep up on everyone, not just the interesting people.

Not to mention the all-important creep factor!

[Dhyerwolf]

You know, none of this makes me any more inclined to attend future DL cons.

It's honestly discouraging me.

Oh hell, I was there for this, and it wasn't that bad.  No harm no foul, right?

It was completely harmless, and I didn't really mind at all (But now makes good teasing fodder!).

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Blackmail is what we live for.

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

* Jo'ou Ranbu signs the overtime sheet for the Sunday morning slot.

* Jo'ou Ranbu hears the sound of a black void stuttering in despair and suddenly swirling into oblivion.

I think I found where the rest of my soul went into hiding as it finally withered.

[metroid composite]

Just got home from surgery; according to the doctor it went exceptionally well.  Some mild pain, but nothing too bad.  I am discovering that really soft pasta is harder to chew and swallow than the crakers they gave me at the hospital, though.

Anyhow, eat/rest time.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

* Jo'ou Ranbu forgets soulsucking for a moment and gives ice cream to mc. Congrats!

[superaielman]

Nah, super's pretty well won the stalker title.  Ciato's committed more details to print, and I have a better memory for details, but super puts in the legwork and makes a point to keep up on everyone, not just the interesting people.

Not to mention the all-important creep factor!

I am too innocent/clueless to be creepy. I am literally the picture of innocence in fact.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Nah, super's pretty well won the stalker title.  Ciato's committed more details to print, and I have a better memory for details, but super puts in the legwork and makes a point to keep up on everyone, not just the interesting people.

Not to mention the all-important creep factor!

I am too innocent/clueless to be creepy. I am literally the picture of innocence in fact.

The fact you look half your age only makes it creepier.

[Bardiche]

Reminds me from yesterday. This guy stopped by and asked for the main tenant of my home.

"That's me," I said. He looked me over and asked if I was joking, because he claimed I really didn't look old enough to drive, let alone rent an appartment.

... ;_;

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

A decade from now, you'll be wishing people thought you looked half your age anyway.

[Bardiche]

I don't see why I would want people to think me younger than I actually am.

Unless it's going to get me free stuff.

[Dark Holy Elf]

I don't see why I would want people to think me younger than I actually am.

Because it's the easiest way to get telemarketers to shut up.

[Shale]

Easier than hanging up?

[metroid composite]

Easier than hanging up?

Door to door salesmen, then?

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Easier than hanging up?

Door to door salesmen, then?

Slamming the door works well.

[metroid composite]

Easier than hanging up?

Door to door salesmen, then?

Slamming the door works well.

Pan handlers and Environmentalists on street corners that want you to sign petitions?

Wait, crap, they probably think young kids are more idealistic and thus better people to ask.  Damnit.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Counterpont: kids are less likely to have money and to be able to sign a petition.