Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249233 times)

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #2025 on:** September 23, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »

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Man, this hotel and conference are NICE. And it's all expenses paid...

Time to find a random woman and take her to the most expensive restaurant imaginable!

I am joking, but damn this would be an awesome time to do so...I'll just treat myself to some awesome dining

Cotigo · « **Reply #2026 on:** September 23, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »

Money: So potent, even OK has a seminormal relationship towards the opposite sex.

* Makkotah makes notes, though most of them are doodles of cocks.

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Speaking of which, so the other night I borrowed my neighbor's car to get groceries. When returning the car to the parking lot, I grazed one of the support beams. I'd been freaking out about this a little since I know body work can be expensive even when it's cheap (this is so god damn minor that if it were my car I would fully not give a shit, and best guessing from people who know more about body work winds up around ~300 bucks. Ew.), but I hadn't actually seen it in the daylight until just now. Most of the scratch is at the surface level, and the bit that isn't can still get polished out thanks to techniques I've heard about on the internet.

Now, if only I knew a way to get the dent out. It's fairly minor, less than a few CM at the lowest point, but if I can't fix it myself and the guy still wants me to fix it, my hands are kind of tied to getting ripped off somewhere.

Bardiche · « **Reply #2027 on:** September 23, 2009, 06:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Makkotah on September 23, 2009, 06:15:57 PM

* Makkotah makes notes, though most of them are doodles of cocks.

Quote from: Sigmund Freud

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Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2028 on:** September 23, 2009, 06:57:02 PM »

You realize you just gave Zenny permission to furiously hump your leg.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2029 on:** September 23, 2009, 07:01:12 PM »

Weee, waiting for a laptop that has the most specific delivery time of "today"!

* Taitoro waits.

Yoshiken · « **Reply #2030 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:01:31 PM »

It's depressing that my dad's better at getting girls than I am at getting relationships. I've just met his new girlfriend, and I think that's the third one this month.
...That said, I'm sure my standards are a fair bit higher than his. >.>

Taishyr · « **Reply #2031 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:56:04 PM »

Laptop set up and online. Woo.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2032 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Yoshiken on September 23, 2009, 09:01:31 PM

It's depressing that my dad's better at getting girls than I am at getting relationships. I've just met his new girlfriend, and I think that's the third one this month.
...That said, I'm sure my standards are a fair bit higher than his. >.>

Could be worse. My mother's better at getting guys than I am.

Yoshiken · « **Reply #2033 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:58:39 PM »

My mum's better at getting guys than I am, and my dad's better at getting girls than I am. I guess I could argue that I've done better overall if we combine the two? But then, my dad's homophobic and my mum was until she discovered that both me & my sister are bi. >.>

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2034 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Yoshiken on September 23, 2009, 09:58:39 PM

My mum's better at getting guys than I am, and my dad's better at getting girls than I am. I guess I could argue that I've done better overall if we combine the two? But then, my dad's homophobic and my mum was until she discovered that both me & my sister are bi. >.>

You can hope that their pheromone powers are genetic or something! At least you don't have the added "benefit" of being a borderline recluse, but it's all good.

It's particularly weird because both my parents were pretty disputed in that sense back when they were younger.

Bardiche · « **Reply #2035 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:09:49 PM »

Like dating is the most important thing in the world. I wouldn't fret about it if I were you, but then again you know who's talking.

Just remember, your right hand will never abandon you!

... well, up until you get paralysed.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2036 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Bardiche on September 23, 2009, 10:09:49 PM

Like dating is the most important thing in the world. I wouldn't fret about it if I were you, but then again you know who's talking.

Just remember, your right hand will never abandon you!

... well, up until you get paralysed.

If the biggest deal about this was having a splooge depository, I wouldn't even give it a second glance.

Bardiche · « **Reply #2037 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on September 23, 2009, 10:13:58 PM

Quote from: Bardiche on September 23, 2009, 10:09:49 PM
Like dating is the most important thing in the world. I wouldn't fret about it if I were you, but then again you know who's talking.

Just remember, your right hand will never abandon you!

... well, up until you get paralysed.

If the biggest deal about this was having a splooge depository, I wouldn't even give it a second glance.

If it was the biggest deal I'd have to contemplate becoming a hermit and writing a thesis about the true nature of humanity.

Yoshiken · « **Reply #2038 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:56:10 PM »

Well, I guess my problem isn't a lack of relationships. I could probably get a relationship if I really needed to, it's just finding a decent one. (In that I have 2-4 people after me at the moment, but don't particularly want to get with any of them. >.>)
It's just somewhat unnerving when my dad is bringing home 3 different women in the space of a month, and I'm expected to think this is perfectly nice and normal.

Also:

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on September 23, 2009, 10:13:58 PM

If the biggest deal about this was having a splooge depository, I wouldn't even give it a second glance.

That is the best phrasing ever. XD

Bardiche · « **Reply #2039 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Yoshiken on September 23, 2009, 10:56:10 PM

It's just somewhat unnerving when my dad is bringing home 3 different women in the space of a month, and I'm expected to think this is perfectly nice and normal.

My experience suggests that this is, in fact, normal.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2040 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:09:52 PM »

As do my own observations.

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Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2041 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:21:08 PM »

Quote from: Bardiche on September 23, 2009, 11:02:42 PM

Quote from: Yoshiken on September 23, 2009, 10:56:10 PM
It's just somewhat unnerving when my dad is bringing home 3 different women in the space of a month, and I'm expected to think this is perfectly nice and normal.

My experience suggests that this is, in fact, normal.

Quote from: Taitoro on September 23, 2009, 11:09:52 PM

As do my own observations.

Probably. At least, I find the fact that my parents have a reasonably active flirt/love/sex life pretty normal, and I'd be honestly shocked if my father didn't have mistresses while he was still married. He won't ever tell that to us, though. I have a cousin who used to be absolutely enraged with the idea of her parents having sex ever, though. That was pretty funny, but she honestly needed to walk into her parents' room while they were banging. That usually is a nicely rude wake-up call.

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #2042 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:24:55 PM »

Sex is part of a healthy marriage.

YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX

YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAD SEX

AND HEY, HITLER HAD SEX

superaielman · « **Reply #2043 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:29:07 PM »

Quote from: OblivionKnight on September 23, 2009, 11:24:55 PM

Sex is part of a healthy marriage.

YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX

YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAD SEX

AND HEY, HITLER HAD SEX

But Al Bundy doesn't.

Yoshiken · « **Reply #2044 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:30:39 PM »

Oh, it's not the fact that one of my parents is having sex that bothers me. It's the fact that I have a more solid sense of what a relationship should entail than he does.
And that I'm in the room next to his, and the walls in this house are very thin.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2045 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:46:36 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on September 23, 2009, 11:29:07 PM

Quote from: OblivionKnight on September 23, 2009, 11:24:55 PM
Sex is part of a healthy marriage.

YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX

YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAD SEX

AND HEY, HITLER HAD SEX

But Al Bundy doesn't.

Not even dogs would were they married to Peggy Bundy. Katey Segal was -really good- at making herself less appealing than a rotten tree trunk.

Bardiche · « **Reply #2046 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:50:22 PM »

Quote from: Yoshiken on September 23, 2009, 11:30:39 PM

It's the fact that I have a more solid sense of what a relationship should entail than he does.

It's the fact that I have a more solid sense of what a relationship should entail than he does.

Did you intend to come off as a conceited?

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #2047 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:51:24 PM »

Men have needs!

Taishyr · « **Reply #2048 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:52:50 PM »

We do?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2049 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:55:19 PM »

Unfortunately. I'd be a happier person if I didn't need to eat, for an example! I'm okay with needing water, though.

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