Language Midterms!
Chinese - So, you remember in the colonial days of yore, how Anglo-Europeans trafficked Opium to East Asia, and China wanted to stop it, so they had the Opium Wars and the British won the right to keep getting Chinese people addicted to drugs? My midterm was sort of like that.
Japanese - Now, it was at Iwo-Jima, and them crafty bastards were all in the jungle. I killed fitty men, but then Tojo snuck up behind me and blew off my shins.
I need some sleep.