Register

Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!  (Read 249531 times)

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2550 on: October 21, 2009, 06:57:39 AM »
AND IT WAS.

Hot Chocolate and whiskey is the answer.
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2551 on: October 21, 2009, 08:42:27 AM »
So I am studying for my test. We are talking about a molecule that:

a) requires 250-300 degrees of heat to synthesize
b) explodes at 30 degrees, meaning it immediately has to be cooled as soon as it is created or it will explode
c) In order to use it to make cool stuff, it requires a 25 degree temperature.

What a pain in the ass.

If something that sexy is a pain in the arse then you need some more instructional videos and lube.



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand way back regarding The Elf and providing a Back Rub.  He is an Elf, he has sharp angular bones that are like knives.  Clearly not fit for rubbing backs and more for Canadian Kung Fu.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

OblivionKnight

  • Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that?
  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 2999
  • I'm Pickle Rick!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2552 on: October 21, 2009, 12:30:29 PM »
...

Tapdancing Christ on a Pogo Stick in the Middle of the Sahara Desert During a Sandstorm.

People are fucked up.  Seriously, awfully, fucked up.  I...

I...

...yeah, that has to be the weirdest HPI I've ever known in my life >_>
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2553 on: October 21, 2009, 12:41:54 PM »
I think that's near to the biggest hard drive they come with at this point?

Ultradude

  • White Void, Cold Steel, OUCH FUCKING VAMPIRES
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1709
  • I AM THE etc.etc.etc.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2554 on: October 21, 2009, 12:59:02 PM »
I think that's near to the biggest hard drive they come with at this point?

Probably why he mentioned a second-hand store?
"Turning into bats? Laughable!" says sparkly telepathic Volvo-driving vampire who spent century in high school.

Hunter Sopko

  • Heavily in Debt
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4556
  • Hai, Kazuma-desu
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2555 on: October 21, 2009, 01:36:00 PM »
...

Tapdancing Christ on a Pogo Stick in the Middle of the Sahara Desert During a Sandstorm.

People are fucked up.  Seriously, awfully, fucked up.  I...

I...

...yeah, that has to be the weirdest HPI I've ever known in my life >_>

Reading Harry Potter Insertion fics again?

OblivionKnight

  • Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that?
  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 2999
  • I'm Pickle Rick!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2556 on: October 21, 2009, 01:48:36 PM »
No.

New patient admit for a heart attack and non-ketotic hyperosmolar state.

So, the heart attack was secondary to the non-ketotic hyperosmolar state, which was secondary to a urinary tract infection, which was secondary to a kidney stone, which was secondary to dehydration, which was secondary to nausea/vomiting, which was secondary to using ipecac recreationally, which was secondary to a sexual fetish for vomiting. 

...you really needed to see the face of the medical team when we discussed this.  Priceless.
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

Hunter Sopko

  • Heavily in Debt
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4556
  • Hai, Kazuma-desu
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2557 on: October 21, 2009, 02:00:52 PM »
Bwhahaha. People are indeed fucked up.

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2558 on: October 21, 2009, 02:05:41 PM »
Eh, come back to me when you have someone injecting themselves with shit.

Edit - Worse actually is people injecting their -kids- with shit.  As bad as Munchausen's Syndrome can be Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy has far more potential for mind bending fucked up.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

OblivionKnight

  • Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that?
  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 2999
  • I'm Pickle Rick!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2559 on: October 21, 2009, 02:10:22 PM »
Eh, come back to me when you have someone injecting themselves with shit.

Edit - Worse actually is people injecting their -kids- with shit.  As bad as Munchausen's Syndrome can be Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy has far more potential for mind bending fucked up.

Already saw that last year.  Exact same issue, actually, except it was a wife who was a nurse taking care of their parapalegic husband.
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2560 on: October 21, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
Nice.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Idun

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2561 on: October 21, 2009, 03:23:08 PM »
Been throwing a hissy fit the pass two days and didn't want to mention it. But I went to sleep after making 988234402384028340238 flash cards last night for my three Art History exams tomorrow at around 11 which has been unprecedented the past few months. Nonetheless, I feel normal again. Waking up around normal times, not waking up fatigued. . . perhaps this hissy fit has shown me something.

Luther Lansfeld

  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5066
  • Her will demands it.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2562 on: October 21, 2009, 03:47:11 PM »
So I am studying for my test. We are talking about a molecule that:

a) requires 250-300 degrees of heat to synthesize
b) explodes at 30 degrees, meaning it immediately has to be cooled as soon as it is created or it will explode
c) In order to use it to make cool stuff, it requires a 25 degree temperature.

What a pain in the ass.

Figured out how to make it -- at 1/760 of atmospheric pressure. I see.
When humanity stands strong and people reach out for each other...
There’s no need for gods.

http://backloggery.com/ciato

Profile pic by (@bunneshi) on twitter!

superaielman

  • "Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar/The fear of death holds not my heart!"
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 9632
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2563 on: October 21, 2009, 05:02:59 PM »
I hate organic chemistry so, so much.
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself"- Count Aral Vorkosigan, A Civil Campaign
-------------------
<Meeple> knownig Square-enix, they'll just give us a 2nd Kain
<Ciato> he would be so kawaii as a chibi...

Dunefar

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1222
  • Wuffy-wuff-wuff!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2564 on: October 21, 2009, 07:34:59 PM »
Motion to return this topic to the title 'Good Xorning 2009!'.
* Infinite_Ko_Loop is now known as Ko-CidisnotaPrincess
<Nephrite> That is depressing.
<CmdrKing> I know.  Cid would makea  great princess.

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2565 on: October 21, 2009, 07:41:20 PM »
Nay.  Only when we close this topic and move on to the new would that be appropriate.
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2566 on: October 21, 2009, 07:43:26 PM »
Yea. Xorn is applicable forever.

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2567 on: October 21, 2009, 07:46:42 PM »
Ah, but see, while we all know in advance that each new year will, in fact, but sacrifice to the great god Xorn, to exist day to day in that knowledge would shatter the human spirit.  Hence, we employ the collective delusion that the present is ever changing and the future may be bright.  We can only look upon the past and then declare that indeed it was the work of almighty Xorn and retain the least shred of humanity.
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.

Dunefar

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1222
  • Wuffy-wuff-wuff!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2568 on: October 21, 2009, 07:47:51 PM »
Shut up and start Xorning instead.
* Infinite_Ko_Loop is now known as Ko-CidisnotaPrincess
<Nephrite> That is depressing.
<CmdrKing> I know.  Cid would makea  great princess.

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2569 on: October 21, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »
That was Xorn, silly.
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.

Dunefar

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1222
  • Wuffy-wuff-wuff!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2570 on: October 21, 2009, 07:50:25 PM »
THEN XORN HARDER DAMMIT!
* Infinite_Ko_Loop is now known as Ko-CidisnotaPrincess
<Nephrite> That is depressing.
<CmdrKing> I know.  Cid would makea  great princess.

superaielman

  • "Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar/The fear of death holds not my heart!"
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 9632
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2571 on: October 21, 2009, 07:51:33 PM »
Dune do something useful and call a book store for me and ask about something, as I am stuck here at work/school until  9pm.
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself"- Count Aral Vorkosigan, A Civil Campaign
-------------------
<Meeple> knownig Square-enix, they'll just give us a 2nd Kain
<Ciato> he would be so kawaii as a chibi...

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2572 on: October 21, 2009, 07:52:43 PM »
You can Xorn harder than "Life sucks.  It will inevitably suck more tomorrow.  Only living in utter delusion makes life possible"?
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.

Dunefar

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1222
  • Wuffy-wuff-wuff!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2573 on: October 21, 2009, 07:57:15 PM »
Yes yes you can.

Aiel: PM me if you seriously want something.
* Infinite_Ko_Loop is now known as Ko-CidisnotaPrincess
<Nephrite> That is depressing.
<CmdrKing> I know.  Cid would makea  great princess.

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #2574 on: October 21, 2009, 08:01:34 PM »
Oh?  Then clearly you are the high priest of Xorn.  Ye must teach the masses of the Lord Xorn's great message.
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.