Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 241410 times)

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2800 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:55:40 PM »

He needs opportunities to spew poison?

Grefter · « **Reply #2801 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:58:16 PM »

Well fuck.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2802 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Grefter on October 28, 2009, 03:58:16 PM

Well fuck.

I was hoping for a better quality swear word from this developer.

Grefter · « **Reply #2803 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:02:17 PM »

It was a demo.

Edit - We will patch in more content after release.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2804 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Grefter

You expect too much. Now pants off and bend over.

Grefter · « **Reply #2805 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:03:26 PM »

Or you can just buy it in this sequel instead ANUSMONGLINGCOCKFELCHFUCKEATINGSHITDICK

Taishyr · « **Reply #2806 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:03:51 PM »

You presume he needs pants off.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2807 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:04:19 PM »

And it's a sequel with DLC!

To toro: the first mistake was assuming Djinn wears pants to begin with.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2808 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:05:19 PM »

If he doesn't, he's good at body paint.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2809 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:05:33 PM »

When the CTs are away the mice will play.

metroid composite · « **Reply #2810 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:06:05 PM »

Quote from: Yakumo on October 28, 2009, 03:51:58 PM

I think his problem is less the fact that it didn't come out on time and more the fact that Valve didn't tell anyone it wasn't coming out on time until half an hour past the time it should have come out.

Which demonstrates a misunderstanding of game development scheduling in general. If you can't release before fixing a fatal bug, you generally won't know when you're going to release. Might take 5 minutes to track down the bug, might take 5 days. They probably thought they were going to fix something that day, and realized that the problem was much harder to track down.

Grefter · « **Reply #2811 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:06:16 PM »

You are mixing up kinds of painting and banging. He is good at finger banging, not body painting.

Edit - And again what mc said. The performance art is over and the serious talk has won over as it always does.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2812 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:06:55 PM »

Finger banging? For some reason my mind doesn't go anywhere sexual when you say that.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2813 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:09:17 PM »

Good Tai!

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2814 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Taitoro on October 28, 2009, 04:06:55 PM

Finger banging? For some reason my mind doesn't go anywhere sexual when you say that.

It's like fisting, but with a fifth of the hand. May as well shatter any illusions from the get-go.

EDIT: The illusion-breaking goes double for the CTs.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2815 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:10:25 PM »

So, it's five times more boring than fisting?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2816 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »

Yes, but a bottom is the absolute last thing I'd peg you as.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2817 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:13:26 PM »

Quote

EDIT: The illusion-breaking goes double for the CTs.

Pfff ... I knew what it was! ;_;

*Scrubs brain*

Taishyr · « **Reply #2818 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:14:18 PM »

I have a bottom and a top. Your statement is nonsensical.

If you're trying to call me an ass, of course I am; however, I prefer to be classy re: that sort of thing.

Edit: Top being my head, bottom being my feet. Just in case it wasn't clear. Young people and your definitions of the body.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2819 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Taitoro on October 28, 2009, 04:14:18 PM

I have a bottom and a top. Your statement is nonsensical.

If you're trying to call me an ass, of course I am; however, I prefer to be classy re: that sort of thing.

We'll go with the nonsensical statement for elegance's sake. "Being an ass" partly explains the convenient misdirection, though.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2820 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:17:47 PM »

Which convenient misdirection? There's been multiple.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2821 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:19:16 PM »

I'd say "the one that leads me to gnaw on your head until it bleeds", but that itself is a misdirection.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2822 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:20:39 PM »

Grefter: Meh, the demo was better than the actual content. The downloadable content helps, but it's the userbase that -really- allows it to shine.

Snow: Fun fact: I wear pants! Sad fact: I wear pants...

CT: *pats* It's okay, they scare me too.

Tai: You. Me. Motel on fourth?

metroid composite · « **Reply #2823 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Grefter on October 28, 2009, 04:06:16 PM

the serious talk has won over as it always does.

Methinks you spoke too soon.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2824 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:22:57 PM »

Sure, if by "you" you meant "Snow", and by "Motel on Fourth" you mean "Niu records it with a digital camcorder".

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