Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249794 times)

Shale · « **Reply #2850 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:12:48 PM »

Moose tracks ice cream?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2851 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:14:50 PM »

... how do you make ice creams out of dead meese?

Shale · « **Reply #2852 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:15:56 PM »

It's vanilla ice cream mixed in with fudge and miniature peanut butter cups.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #2853 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:16:04 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 28, 2009, 11:14:50 PM

... how do you make ice creams out of dead meese?

Dead mice? A blender.

Unless you mean dead Moosii, then that takes a little more legwork. Woodchipper.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2854 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:18:41 PM »

Quote from: Shale on October 28, 2009, 11:15:56 PM

It's vanilla ice cream mixed in with fudge and miniature peanut butter cups.

I think that is less sweet than the freaking bon-bon I just ate. Jesus christ, how do you make a simple peanut+chocolate snippet sweet enough to cause a migraine.

NotMiki · « **Reply #2855 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:22:25 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 28, 2009, 04:57:53 PM

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on October 28, 2009, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: Taitoro on October 28, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
Sure, if by "you" you meant "Snow", and by "Motel on Fourth" you mean "Niu records it with a digital camcorder".

Man, Tai, you should be an interpreter! ^_^

I'm vaguely disturbed at how well you react to being called a shota.

You'll be even more disturbed when you find out what he meant by "interpreter."

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2856 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:32:25 PM »

As long as it's not statutory rape and it doesn't involve fur suits/non-human animals, I can't say I give a damn. However, Djinn entertaining the idea of being a manloli enters the territory of the former.

Shale · « **Reply #2857 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:14:37 AM »

On behalf of all right-thinking Americans, I would just like to say: Suck it, New York City. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2858 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:33:12 AM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 28, 2009, 11:32:25 PM

As long as it's not statutory rape and it doesn't involve fur suits/non-human animals, I can't say I give a damn. However, Djinn entertaining the idea of being a manloli enters the territory of the former.

Pretty much nowhere in my or Tai's statement did I entertain any ideas of statutory rape. Just the mere mention of Niu really shouldn't imply statutory rape...

I'm pretty desensitized to most forms of perverted horrors, but leave children out of it.

NotMiki · « **Reply #2859 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:55:29 AM »

Quote from: Shale on October 29, 2009, 05:14:37 AM

On behalf of all right-thinking Americans, I would just like to say: Suck it, New York City. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Man, you don't have to be so damn smug about the Knicks losing the season opener to Miami.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2860 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:09:26 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on October 29, 2009, 05:33:12 AM

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 28, 2009, 11:32:25 PM
As long as it's not statutory rape and it doesn't involve fur suits/non-human animals, I can't say I give a damn. However, Djinn entertaining the idea of being a manloli enters the territory of the former.

Pretty much nowhere in my or Tai's statement did I entertain any ideas of statutory rape. Just the mere mention of Niu really shouldn't imply statutory rape...

I'm pretty desensitized to most forms of perverted horrors, but leave children out of it.

You didn't know about Niu's fetish? That takes effort.

And I'll never understand what makes people take what I say seriously.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #2861 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:12:06 AM »

They think they have to agree with everything you say to get you into bed?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2862 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:12:42 AM »

Since when I'm Dhyer for people to want me in their beds?

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #2863 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:13:35 AM »

Since always. In fact, Dhyer is more recent.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2864 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:14:13 AM »

what the fuck is wrong with you people.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #2865 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:15:52 AM »

Well, all that talk of brazillian bikinis just got people's minds humming, what can I say.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2866 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:17:29 AM »

The question above went beyond mere rhetoric.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #2867 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:19:38 AM »

Oh, that. *shrug* The collective wrongness of the DL is due to being an eldritch being split into individual components in ancient times. When we assemble again, we are an affront to natural law. To gaze into the abyss is to go mad from the revelation.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2868 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:20:48 AM »

So, we're Niurlathothep. I see.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2869 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:03:13 AM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 29, 2009, 06:20:48 AM

So, we're Niurlathothep. I see.

Man, I'm impressed. It takes skill to make a pun like that work. CK should get an award for setting it up, as well.

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 29, 2009, 06:09:26 AM

You didn't know about Niu's fetish? That takes effort.

And I'll never understand what makes people take what I say seriously.

And for the record, I wasn't taking what you said to be serious, but I personally don't approve of making jokes about that sort of thing, so I couldn't respond with the usual light-heartedness. My apologies. ;)

As to Niu's fetish... Well, I know of it, of course... but Niu is hardly a one-meme attraction. There's so many connotations to mentioning the Niu-beast that it really shouldn't automatically imply shouta.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2870 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:05:57 AM »

If it involves Niu and a cam, there's only -one- place it can go, really. Well, no, the alternative is both of us being middle-aged women, but I doubt you can pull the '90s Kathleen Turner look off, and I know I can't.

And nothing is sacred when there's a punchline at stake. >_>

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2871 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:10:17 AM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 29, 2009, 07:05:57 AM

If it involves Niu and a cam, there's only -one- place it can go, really. Well, no, the alternative is both of us being middle-aged women, but I doubt you can pull the '90s Kathleen Turner look off, and I know I can't.

Or simply cross-dressing as middle-aged women. ...Or cross-dressing as characters from Niu's favorite obscure RPGs like Neverland stuff. ...Or cross-dressing as RPG characters who cross-dress (like Niu's avatar?).

...Okay, so maybe Niu's sexual memes aren't as varied as I thought.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2872 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:11:52 AM »

I think you missed the fundamental point of pulling it off instead of looking like syphilis-clad Tijuana hookers with crackpipe burns in their intimate parts and moldy woman beard growing on uncomfortable parts of their faces.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2873 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:13:50 AM »

Like that matters to the Niu-beast?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2874 on:** October 29, 2009, 07:14:39 AM »

Niurlathothep is a fickle and demanding master.

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Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249794 times)