Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249790 times)

Grefter · « **Reply #2875 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:02:21 AM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on October 29, 2009, 06:19:38 AM

Oh, that. *shrug* The collective wrongness of the DL is due to being an eldritch being split into individual components in ancient times. When we assemble again, we are an affront to natural law. To gaze into the abyss is to go mad from the revelation.

I like this idea. I just need a time machine and I know Zenny would be down for it.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2876 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:08:55 PM »

To participate in such a thread is to dream of. Fortunately? not in graphic detail or naked mens. It was just romantic ^_^ Romantic and sad~

Grefter · « **Reply #2877 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:13:45 PM »

Me getting Zenny to travel back in time a masturbate into the ocean is romantic and sad?

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2878 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:16:31 PM »

Naw it was Snow and Tai. Don't give my poor brain any more ideas though!

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #2879 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:30:21 PM »

You people are fucked up.

Now, I'm off to work - have a sexual offender on service that prefers rectal administration of all their drugs.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #2880 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:40:46 PM »

Pfff ... we learn from the master OK!

superaielman · « **Reply #2881 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:50:53 PM »

Quote from: OblivionKnight on October 29, 2009, 12:30:21 PM

You people are fucked up.

Now, I'm off to work - have a sexual offender on service that prefers rectal administration of all their drugs.

Family in town?

Taishyr · « **Reply #2882 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:10:53 PM »

Everything is textured in nuanced and bizarre ways, like a subtle kaleidoscopic rainbow of fun~ So I know a migraine's coming~

Grefter · « **Reply #2883 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:12:44 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on October 29, 2009, 12:50:53 PM

Quote from: OblivionKnight on October 29, 2009, 12:30:21 PM
You people are fucked up.

Now, I'm off to work - have a sexual offender on service that prefers rectal administration of all their drugs.

Family in town?

Off target again.

Self medicating?

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2884 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Clear Tranquil on October 29, 2009, 12:08:55 PM

To participate in such a thread is to dream of. Fortunately? not in graphic detail or naked mens. It was just romantic ^_^ Romantic and sad~

Quote from: Clear Tranquil on October 29, 2009, 12:16:31 PM

Naw it was Snow and Tai. Don't give my poor brain any more ideas though!

Pffft! My and Dhyer's relationship is FAR more romantic and deep. We're like Shakespeare or Twilight or something. Everlasting romance.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2885 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:30:45 PM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on October 29, 2009, 02:48:35 PM

Quote from: Clear Tranquil on October 29, 2009, 12:08:55 PM
To participate in such a thread is to dream of. Fortunately? not in graphic detail or naked mens. It was just romantic ^_^ Romantic and sad~
Quote from: Clear Tranquil on October 29, 2009, 12:16:31 PM
Naw it was Snow and Tai. Don't give my poor brain any more ideas though!

Pffft! My and Dhyer's relationship is FAR more romantic and deep. We're like Shakespeare or Twilight or something. Everlasting romance.

Ogling someone's abs while he/she pretends to be asleep compares poorly even to Stephanie Meyer's canon suefic. To say that it's an ocean apart from "Parting is such sweet sorrow" is like saying the toro mildly dislikes Goblin Market.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #2886 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:24:08 PM »

Clearly you just don't understand -true- Romance.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2887 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:26:34 PM »

True romance is Goblin Market.

Lady Door · « **Reply #2888 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:28:14 PM »

I just found out that I mailed one of Andrew's birthday presents to the wrong address. It's the same building, but a different apartment. I am now relying on people not automatically opening their mail or picking up packages they weren't expecting/packages that weren't addressed to them to get it.

Stupid me.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2889 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Taitoro on October 29, 2009, 06:26:34 PM

True romance is Goblin Market.

Always the euphemist.

EDIT TO LADY DOOR:

That sucks, although it could be worse. I mean, the alternative to counting on people to be less stupid than 13-year-old dyslexic Harry Potter fanfic writers is Metal Gear Ashley.

... wait, the alternative is a lot more awesome.

Cotigo · « **Reply #2890 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:10:06 PM »

Quote from: OblivionKnight on October 29, 2009, 12:30:21 PM

You people are fucked up.

Now, I'm off to work - have a sexual offender on service that prefers rectal administration of all their drugs.

Lady Door · « **Reply #2891 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »

I might have to become Pan-Dimensional Ashley, as it recently occurred to me that the number I sent it to might not actually correspond to an actual apartment in my building.

Now I'm depending on delivery drivers being lazy bastards and simply leaving it at the office without checking to see if the apartment exists.

I should be fine!

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2892 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:32:29 PM »

Funny how a simple change of hands makes a prospect so much more likely.

On the other hand, I suspect that Andrew would rather enjoy the idea of having you in Sniper Wolf attire as his birthday present. >_>

* Jo'ou Ranbu quietly flees.

EDIT:

* Jo'ou Ranbu proofreads a Civil Law textbook at work.

Jesus christ, Jim, you have to -study this-? Also, if you become a theory writer, for the love of god proofread what you write.

Cotigo · « **Reply #2893 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:45:57 PM »

But that's your job.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2894 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:00:11 PM »

Quote from: Makkotah on October 29, 2009, 09:45:57 PM

But that's your job.

There's a pointed difference between catching errors that sorta slipped past the author's eye due to length and work involved and having to fucking rewrite the book because the author doesn't even know basic rules about plural concordance.

EDIT: Also, if you're lucky, you'll have a similar job, Zenny!

AndrewRogue · « **Reply #2895 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:01:55 PM »

Which is why you exist.

Don't you know, authors can't actually write.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2896 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:03:27 PM »

Quote from: AndrewRogue on October 29, 2009, 10:01:55 PM

Which is why you exist.

Don't you know, authors can't actually write.

Being right is a criminal offense 'round these parts, y'know.

NotMiki · « **Reply #2897 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:46:14 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on October 29, 2009, 09:32:29 PM

* Jo'ou Ranbu proofreads a Civil Law textbook at work.

Jesus christ, Jim, you have to -study this-? Also, if you become a theory writer, for the love of god proofread what you write.

Things I have learned:

Since so many words have legal meanings defined by case law anyway, judges and law professors have no qualms about making words up.

Offeror, anyone?

Just because you're on the Supreme Court doesn't mean you (or your clerks) can write worth a damn. SOME of their writing is intentionally obtuse. Other parts? Not so much with the intentionality.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #2898 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:52:09 PM »

That much I know. And then, it makes me surreptitiously wish bad and obtuse writing was a criminal offense.

Taishyr · « **Reply #2899 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:58:29 PM »

Surreptitiously? Come now.

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Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249790 times)

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