DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!

[superaielman]

Note: The people responsible for passing off 90% of American beers as drinkable need to be purged Stalin style. Beer is pretty cool.

[DjinnAndTonic]

Man, I actually really love those protein-infused diet shakes. I need to get some of those. ^___^

[Anthony Edward Stark]

Note: The people responsible for passing off 90% of American beers as drinkable need to be purged Stalin style. Beer is pretty cool.

90% by volume, perhaps. There's a lot of good beer made in the Northwest, I can say that much for a fact.

[superaielman]

Macrobrews in the US are pretty uniformly bad outside of Yuengling and Sam Adams.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

Yes, domestic macro is pretty awful. The microbrewery, however? Deschutes Brewery here in Bend is basically the only thing demonstrating economic growth in this Hooverville. A cousin of mine who lives in Denver has started seeing their stuff at his grocer.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Goddamn philistine. According to the rules of brewing set down back in the 16th century, the vast majority of "beer" isn't even beer. It's malt liquor. There's too many ingredients for it to be beer. If you had any taste you would know that most beers that are actually beer are delicious.

Most beer that is actually beer is mostly unavailable. That is the sole reason I didn't simply generalize it as "beer". The shit that gets widely sold is just glorified piss, though.

[Cmdr_King]

Of course, many liquors are really no better.  I've always been at a loss for how people drink Captain Morgans, and the time someone had me try tequila I declared it "awful" and later said something to the effect of "paint varnish".  Monte Cartoblan or something I think it was?  Terrible.
Vodka tends to just taste like alcohol (like... the difference between a fruit drink and it's associated liqueur, except by itself.  Kinda a.. spiciness, I guess.), which isn't pleasant but is alright by comparison.  And mixes halfways decent.

In conclusion I really wonder what sequence of events lead to the formation of alcohol production in man's earliest history, since you'd THINK it would be dismissed as deadly poison.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

The people who invented it weren't bitches, of course.

[Hunter Sopko]

Of course, many liquors are really no better.  I've always been at a loss for how people drink Captain Morgans, and the time someone had me try tequila I declared it "awful" and later said something to the effect of "paint varnish".  Monte Cartoblan or something I think it was?  Terrible.
Vodka tends to just taste like alcohol (like... the difference between a fruit drink and it's associated liqueur, except by itself.  Kinda a.. spiciness, I guess.), which isn't pleasant but is alright by comparison.  And mixes halfways decent.

In conclusion I really wonder what sequence of events lead to the formation of alcohol production in man's earliest history, since you'd THINK it would be dismissed as deadly poison.

Real vodka has no taste other than "burning". It's pure distilled alcohol. It's not supposed to taste like anything and thats why it's pretty much the best mixer among the hard liquors.

Tequila is awesome and you're a pussy. I'm a bit weird though. I don't like lime or salt with my tequila shots.

I'll agree on Captain Morgans. I've never liked spiced rum much. Regular rum is okay on occasion, but it's more of a mixer than something you drink straight.

Whiskey now, there's what you drink straightup.

[metroid composite]

You know, I think it's possible that I no longer take GameFAQs contests seriously...

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[Cmdr_King]

It may just be that brand of tequila.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

You know, I think it's possible that I no longer take GameFAQs contests seriously...

You might be the last person on Earth who did. Except teenagers and people who like FF7, neither of whom I count as people. L-Block.

I'll agree on Captain Morgans. I've never liked spiced rum much. Regular rum is okay on occasion, but it's more of a mixer than something you drink straight.

Jesus, Soppy, you've been drinking rum straight? That's something I would do, and liquor is to me what airplane glue is to your avatar.

[Hunter Sopko]

I'll agree on Captain Morgans. I've never liked spiced rum much. Regular rum is okay on occasion, but it's more of a mixer than something you drink straight.

Jesus, Soppy, you've been drinking rum straight? That's something I would do, and liquor is to me what airplane glue is to your avatar.

I thought I'd explained that with my whole "I drink tequila straight" thing.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

People drink tequila straight pretty frequently, in my experience. That's not that unusual. I am the only person I know who regularly drinks straight rum.

[Hunter Sopko]

You definitely hang out with more drinkers than I do, judging by the horrified and digusted looks I get whenever I do or even order a tequila shot without lime or salt.

[DjinnAndTonic]

Straight tequila is awesome, Soppy. Clearly you are hanging out with the wrong crowd of drinkers.

[Cotigo]

Re: Beer: In fairness, from what I've heard South American beers are terrible.  Worse than American Pilsners.  So, you know, he's just a dirty savage as far as beer goes. </colonial.>

[Anthony Edward Stark]

So that would make South America = Orzimmar?

[Grefter]

Man, I actually really love those protein-infused diet shakes. I need to get some of those. ^___^

Remember Snow, Djinn wants your protein shakes.

That said, what the fuck water tastes good?  Water doesn't taste like anything.  Water is boring and fail.  Milk is the beverage of the gods.  A mix of milk, malt and honey is fantastic.

[Hunter Sopko]

This should be fun. I just probably sprained my wrist. Joy.

Hand slipped off the edge of the mattress while I was laying down (mattress is on the floor). hit the floor knuckle first with the hand going down instead of up (so woo, I punched the floor?). I heard a crack and pain. I can move it and my fingers, make a fist, but I can't hold anything heavy or tightly. Moving the hand too far in any direction hurts though.

Fuck.

EDIT: Well, it's not turning purple, thats good. Ice isn't really helping much though and the range of motion is down despite little to no swelling. Wish I had an ace bandage or something at least.

[Grefter]

I still maintain that is a very vigorous session of masturbation.  The more details just makes it more so.

[Hunter Sopko]

I still maintain that is a very vigorous session of masturbation.  The more details just makes it more so.

Jealous much?

[Veryslightlymad]

People drink tequila straight pretty frequently, in my experience. That's not that unusual. I am the only person I know who regularly drinks straight rum.

Straight Rum is pretty good. I prefer the spiced rums like Captain for this, though. Has a certain.... well.... spice.

[Cotigo]

Spiced rum is better for shots, but horrendous for mix drinks that need rum.  But I've never really been able to hold down, much less enjoy, shots of anything other than Vodka (which tastes like nothing if it's high enough quality) or Gin (which is like an olive away from a martini anyway).

Sopko:  Well, here's hoping it's not broken.  Unless you have health insurance.  Which... >_> Probably not.

[AAA]

Dusted out my computer today, with a can of compressed air and everything. If anything it sounds louder, but that's almost certainly because the fans can spin faster without so much dust on them.