Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 249469 times)

ThePiggyman · « **Reply #3875 on:** December 21, 2009, 09:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Ultradude on December 21, 2009, 06:53:45 PM

Haha places where people freak out over a few inches of snow.

This.

December in Canada = epic.

It was -18 Celcius with 15 centimetres of snow last Friday over in Montreal. Good times. ;p

NotMiki · « **Reply #3876 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:52:36 AM »

Man, that's awesome, dude. Around here, lows have been in the wimpy -5C range, though we've gotten a good chunk of snow.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3877 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:35:06 PM »

One of the authors we proofread dropped in like an hour ago and gave everybody boxes of chocolate as a thanks note for working on his textbooks. Man, this is kinda sweet.

NotMiki · « **Reply #3878 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:28:45 PM »

That is absolute class, right there.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3879 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:41:56 PM »

Indeed.

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Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #3882 on:** December 22, 2009, 10:29:56 PM »

So my best friend's family is making me Christmas dinner. I basically feel like a princess. Mwahaha~

Starting Jan 1st though I will be on a diet. Me and my grandma are going to compete to lose weight. And I ain't getting my ass kicked by no old lady.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3883 on:** December 22, 2009, 10:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Ciato on December 22, 2009, 10:29:56 PM

So my best friend's family is making me Christmas dinner. I basically feel like a princess. Mwahaha~

Starting Jan 1st though I will be on a diet. Me and my grandma are going to compete to lose weight. And I ain't getting my ass kicked by no old lady.

You know, they're trying to get geriatric boxing approved as an olympic sport...

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #3884 on:** December 23, 2009, 04:24:27 PM »

*randomly fluffs Snow*

Have a nice Christmas folks! =-)

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #3885 on:** December 23, 2009, 04:34:24 PM »

CHRISTMAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Now, off to central Pennsylvania

superaielman · « **Reply #3886 on:** December 23, 2009, 04:35:11 PM »

*Whips* Make sure you vote!

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3887 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:26:37 PM »

Holy shit Christmas. Tonight will be hectic with my sister and mother leaving for the airport, but my break begins on the 24th, and I'm sure to be pretty busy this time around.

Lady Door · « **Reply #3888 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:37:41 PM »

Andrew left to go home for Christmas. I am now alone with the dog, and I have to be at work today and tomorrow.

Today and tomorrow are the perfect representatives of "corporate machine."

I have NOTHING to do, not even a hint of anything to do, as all projects are suspended until the new year because the company has an annual closure the last week of December. AND YET I am required to be here 8 hours each day.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3889 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Lady Door on December 23, 2009, 07:37:41 PM

Andrew left to go home for Christmas. I am now alone with the dog, and I have to be at work today and tomorrow.

Today and tomorrow are the perfect representatives of "corporate machine."

I have NOTHING to do, not even a hint of anything to do, as all projects are suspended until the new year because the company has an annual closure the last week of December. AND YET I am required to be here 8 hours each day.

Bring your dog to work and watch him eat through the company's walls. </horrible>

Magetastic · « **Reply #3890 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:47:34 PM »

How else are they supposed to suck your soul and keep on schedule?

Lady Door · « **Reply #3891 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on December 23, 2009, 07:46:19 PM

Quote from: Lady Door on December 23, 2009, 07:37:41 PM
Andrew left to go home for Christmas. I am now alone with the dog, and I have to be at work today and tomorrow.

Today and tomorrow are the perfect representatives of "corporate machine."

I have NOTHING to do, not even a hint of anything to do, as all projects are suspended until the new year because the company has an annual closure the last week of December. AND YET I am required to be here 8 hours each day.

Bring your dog to work and watch him eat through the company's walls. </horrible>

He came with me yesterday and the day before. I mercifully let him stay home this time, where he can roam around and eat the walls of the apartment, rather than dragging him into my office where he is tied to a chair and gets to watch people walk by but never play.

Quote from: Magetastic on December 23, 2009, 07:47:34 PM

How else are they supposed to suck your soul and keep on schedule?

What schedule?

Seriously. It's going to take 1-2 weeks to get started in January. My tasks for this week (week, mind you): label the 10 chairs as belonging to the marketing department and get them up off the floor so the cleaning crew can shampoo the carpets over break.

I'm sure that requires 32 hours of manpower.

<_<

This is why I have trouble insisting on higher pay, even though it is rather low for my job description: how on earth can I justify a raise when they're ALREADY paying me too much to do nothing?

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3892 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:52:21 PM »

Solution: kill them all. God will recognize his own.

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Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3893 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:54:38 PM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on December 23, 2009, 07:52:21 PM

My Chemical Romance lyrics

* Jo'ou Ranbu tosses Holy Water.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3894 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:58:42 PM »

Wait, it's emo to propose murder as a solution to everyday problems? Fancy that.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3895 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on December 23, 2009, 07:58:42 PM

Wait, it's emo to propose murder as a solution to everyday problems? Fancy that.

Given the context? God yes.

EDIT: Also, need I remind you of how Xorn tries to deal with love by killing everything that exists?

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3896 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:05:38 PM »

I guess I don't see it. I mean, I'd think emo would be more along the lines of "well, China already rules the world, and we can't just kill them, so we may as well get drunk and wait for armageddon".

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3897 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:19:42 PM »

It doesn't matter which wrists you slit: the sentiment is the same.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3898 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:31:58 PM »

I dunno, strikes me that the essence of emo is inaction, mostly.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3899 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:40:23 PM »

Nah, that's just the circumstance. The essence is really excessive, overbearing and destructive (both self and external) depression. Which is to say you've been really, really worrying me these last few months.

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