Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!  (Read 249411 times)

Shale

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5800
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3925 on: December 24, 2009, 09:58:10 PM »
I also remember seeing Planet Of The Apes: The Movie: The Remake: The Book.
"Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
-Ponder Stibbons

[23:02] <Veryslightlymad> CK dreams about me starring in porno?
[23:02] <CmdrKing> Pretty sure.

Cotigo

  • Jerkface
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4176
  • Yoo-hoo, Mr. Tentacle Guy...
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3926 on: December 24, 2009, 11:02:19 PM »
I recall finding on the bus, The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause: The Movie: The Book.

It wasn't even a novelisation of a good movie!  Goooooooo free public bus line books.

Jo'ou Ranbu

  • Social Justice Steampunk Literature Character
  • New Age Retro Fucking Hipster
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 12988
  • Ah'm tuff fer mah size!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3927 on: December 24, 2009, 11:16:29 PM »
I am going to scrub your face away with a mountain of steel wool.

I love you too.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3928 on: December 24, 2009, 11:43:31 PM »
mmmm, steel wool. tasty.

Dunefar

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1222
  • Wuffy-wuff-wuff!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3929 on: December 25, 2009, 12:12:08 AM »
Alzheimer's sucks. That's all.
* Infinite_Ko_Loop is now known as Ko-CidisnotaPrincess
<Nephrite> That is depressing.
<CmdrKing> I know.  Cid would makea  great princess.

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3930 on: December 25, 2009, 12:29:08 AM »
In the continuing saga of spam bots we can now see Viagarasas and THAT is a name I wish I had thought off before it was taken by a bot.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Lady Door

  • Coming up with words is, like...
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1998
  • ... really hard.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3931 on: December 25, 2009, 01:44:57 AM »
Alzheimer's sucks. That's all.

Agreed.
<Demedais> Humans look like cars to me.
<AndrewRogue> That must be confusing in parking lots

OblivionKnight

  • Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that?
  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 2999
  • I'm Pickle Rick!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3932 on: December 25, 2009, 02:08:43 AM »
INCOMING OK STORY/RANT

So, I just got back from the most interesting church service.  I went to my grandmother's church back home, which is actually a big, big deal, as the church puts a lot of effort in to a great service.  15 minutes in, one of the men in the choir (80 years old or so), starts clutching his chest and sits down...

...I'm sure you can guess where this is going...

I'll avoid the details of that, but I would like to make mention of something else: so, back in high school, there was a family with a son in my class who was always at odds with my family.  His mother, him, and his father were there.  The mother is a nurse, and was up there a few seconds before me.  The guy's wife recognized me, and said "Oh, Jay, good, you're a doctor, you can help".  The mother then responds, "No, he's not a doctor, just a pharmacist.  I've been a nurse for 35 years, I can take care of all this".

Ignoring that kindly set of words, she did nothing.  Didn't instruct people to call 911, didn't grab his history, didn't look for fucking aspirin...argh!  She moves away for a minute, I'm getting info from the wife to tell to the 911 dispatchees, she comes back, and starts asking the same questions, even as I and the guy's wife tell her the answers/that she already told me!  When the paramedics came, she said she'd go with the wife with them, and parades the wife over to the truck...so I tell the paramedics everything, which, you know, if she was so intent on doing shit, she should have done.

Just...fucking hell.  Such unprofessional conduct.  You don't do shit like that.  I stayed with some immediate family members talking to them, answered questions, where she just ran off and didn't care.  I am seriously angered - you WORK with people and you do some SPECIFIC THINGS THAT RETARDED MONKEYS COULD DO.  ARGH!!!! 

At least I got thanked by the granddaughter, who acknowledged the same things I just noted. 

It's good to see, coming home, that some things don't fucking change.

ARGH.  On fucking Christmas Eve too.
[11:53] <+Meeple_Gorath> me reading, that's a good one

[19:26] * +Terra_Condor looks up. Star Wars Football, what?
[19:27] <+Terra_Condor> Han Kicks First?
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Vader intercepts.
[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

Shale

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5800
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3933 on: December 25, 2009, 02:11:35 AM »
God bless us, every one. Except the douchebags.

Seriously, you're more concerned with one-upping the neighbors' kid than SAVING A LIFE? What the fuck is wrong with people?
"Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
-Ponder Stibbons

[23:02] <Veryslightlymad> CK dreams about me starring in porno?
[23:02] <CmdrKing> Pretty sure.

Jo'ou Ranbu

  • Social Justice Steampunk Literature Character
  • New Age Retro Fucking Hipster
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 12988
  • Ah'm tuff fer mah size!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3934 on: December 25, 2009, 02:30:54 AM »
God bless us, every one. Except the douchebags.

Seriously, you're more concerned with one-upping the neighbors' kid than SAVING A LIFE? What the fuck is wrong with people?

It's the douchebaggy spirit. In other, less depressing news, my mother and sister made it safely to the north and are having a good time. And so am I right now. Merry Christmas!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3935 on: December 26, 2009, 02:38:12 AM »
Wee, alone in the house tonight. Got invaded, noise levels quickly went to borderline unbearable for six hours, then everyone left. And now I'm stuck here with a crappy attention span.

Merry Christmas.

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3936 on: December 27, 2009, 07:06:38 AM »
[01:39] > so, okay.
[01:39] > friends wanted to go get food.
[01:39] > i'm not interested but i am bored so i agree to it.
[01:39] > we go, grab it, come back.
[01:40] > on the way back they're talking about making sacrifices to deer.
[01:40] > er, the gods if they hit a deer.
[01:40] > at that point the passenger points at the road.
[01:40] > "DEEEEEER!"
[01:41] > driver spots it, breaks and skids to the side. sideswipes around the deer, does a full 180.
[01:41] > we pass about five trees before finally colliding into a mailbox.
[01:42] > the most damage was to the passenger.
[01:42] > he got a few cuts and had the mailbox right in his lap.
[01:43] > the car's window is completely shattered, but the worst is a few cuts.
[01:43] > i was completely unhurt
[01:44] > about three different points at which, if said friend was not such a good driver, we would have died.

Jo'ou Ranbu

  • Social Justice Steampunk Literature Character
  • New Age Retro Fucking Hipster
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 12988
  • Ah'm tuff fer mah size!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3937 on: December 27, 2009, 03:39:41 PM »
Jesus Christ, you're all fucking lucky. That sounds goddamn scary.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3938 on: December 27, 2009, 03:42:01 PM »
Yes. And to think this all started when someone else wanted Twinkies.

I don't think I'll be able to look at them without breaking down in nervous laughter for a while.

Jo'ou Ranbu

  • Social Justice Steampunk Literature Character
  • New Age Retro Fucking Hipster
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 12988
  • Ah'm tuff fer mah size!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3939 on: December 27, 2009, 03:44:46 PM »
Yes. And to think this all started when someone else wanted Twinkies.

I don't think I'll be able to look at them without breaking down in nervous laughter for a while.

* Jo'ou Ranbu nods, gnaws. Also, the layers of subtle irony, they hurt.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Ultradude

  • White Void, Cold Steel, OUCH FUCKING VAMPIRES
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1709
  • I AM THE etc.etc.etc.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3940 on: December 27, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »
Reminds me of the time when, for once, my friend and I were picked up by his dad instead of his mom.

If it had been his mom driving she probably wouldn't have reacted quickly enough to avoid having the van we were in impaled by flying lumber.
"Turning into bats? Laughable!" says sparkly telepathic Volvo-driving vampire who spent century in high school.

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3941 on: December 27, 2009, 04:46:32 PM »
Glad to hear you made it out ok, Tai.  I had a similar close call a few years ago, so I kinda know what it's like.  Was driving in my ex-girlfriend's car, doing 60 on a straightaway, when this car pulls out of a driveway and just sits there, not moving at all.  Clear lines of sight, so the guy must have seen me, too.  I immediately slam on the brakes, burn rubber, and come to a complete stop less than a car length away from him, and he drives off like nothing happened.  It was a freak coincidence that I was driving a small car instead of my minivan.  If I'd been in the van, there would have been no way I'd have stopped on time.
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

ThePiggyman

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1119
  • The Lonely People (Are Getting Lonelier)
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3942 on: December 27, 2009, 07:06:17 PM »
Just givin' you all a heads up. I'm headin' off on a vacation trip first thing tomorrow, and I won't be back 'til January 5th-ish.

Wish you all a happy New Year, and hopin' 2010 starts out great for everyone. =)
Quote from: DjinnAndTonic
Quote from: OblivionKnight
if you believe in being a GOOD PERSON

If we believed in that, we wouldn't be forcing world-saving hero to fight eachother to the death for our amusement.

Lady Door

  • Coming up with words is, like...
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1998
  • ... really hard.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3943 on: December 28, 2009, 12:50:39 AM »
Wow, Tai. Glad you all made it out of there relatively unscathed. Deer collisions are scary, deer avoidance accidents even more so. :(

Just givin' you all a heads up. I'm headin' off on a vacation trip first thing tomorrow, and I won't be back 'til January 5th-ish.

Wish you all a happy New Year, and hopin' 2010 starts out great for everyone. =)

Have a good trip!

Personally, I am now up with the parents in Roche Harbor, Washington (about ~2 hours northwest of Seattle). I got to fly first class, which was fun. It's nice to be treated like a human being instead of like cattle. Here until Thursday night. There is a camel down the road.
<Demedais> Humans look like cars to me.
<AndrewRogue> That must be confusing in parking lots

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3944 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:30 AM »
Yes. And to think this all started when someone else wanted Twinkies.

I don't think I'll be able to look at them without breaking down in nervous laughter for a while.

That is what happens when you don't appease the gods with the sacrifices they demand and you offer them.  This was a warning.  Next time don't dodge the deer and do the job properly.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Cmdr_King

  • Strong and Full of Love
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5583
  • Is Gay
    • View Profile
    • CK Blog
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3945 on: December 28, 2009, 02:11:53 AM »
Man, a Michigan deer would total the car killing all within, then get up and run off.
CK: She is the female you
Snow: Speaking of Sluts!

<NotMiki> I mean, we're talking life vs. liberty, with the pursuit of happiness providing color commentary.

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3946 on: December 28, 2009, 02:12:43 AM »
As long as the sacrifice is made the Elders do not care.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Taishyr

  • Guest
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3947 on: December 28, 2009, 02:13:51 AM »
What CK said. We have bred our deer for superdeer powers and our folly is evident with every passing day.

And we burned the mailbox remains after building a new one.

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3948 on: December 28, 2009, 02:16:27 AM »
Toast for the Toast God.
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Jo'ou Ranbu

  • Social Justice Steampunk Literature Character
  • New Age Retro Fucking Hipster
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 12988
  • Ah'm tuff fer mah size!
    • View Profile
Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #3949 on: December 28, 2009, 12:14:09 PM »
Okay, NOW Christmas is officially over. Wow, what a holiday.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....