Man, a Michigan deer would total the car killing all within, then get up and run off.
True story. My friend once hit a deer on his motorcycle.
He hit it dead in the center and split it in half. He claims that the next part was all 4 legs somehow being turned up and batting at the sides of his helmet. He actually kept straight for most of the way through the deer, but he couldn't QUITE cut it all the way in two, so he skidded out and flew into the ditch, still with parts of deer wrapped around him and his bike.
Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, his helmet visor broke off. Blood and chunks of deer meat flew into his face. It was a barrage so endless, that, in order to continue breathing, he had to swallow chunks of deer meat in order to free up his mouth.
Somewhere in there, he passed out. When he finally came to his senses, his first instinct was to get up and PUNCH the deer. But, seeing it lying there in two distinct pieces, he realized that there was nothing more he could do to the once graceful creature. So he waited around for his ambulance.
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This new year I'll be heading to the Casino for a grand ol' time. Assuming I can get a seat at one of the tables, wish me some good luck, or at least better than last year.
Also wish me luck on my continual endeavor to be making out with someone as the ball drops.
