Star Ocean 4 Abridged:
Final Episode - When Buildings Fall Down
Bacchus: It is advisable that we head off to Nox Obscurus now, and end its evil.
Edge: Yeah, you're right...LETS HEAD TO THE SANCTUARY AND LOOK FOR SOME RANDOM SIDE QUESTS THERE!
Myuria: Like that will be the-...
*They transport to the Sanctuary*
Gem of Might: Beat this stupid boss!
Gem of Courage: Beat these 4 fights in a row!
Gem of Love: Find a Psyndard Egg and hatch it!
Gem of Wisdom: Go to different planets and find this object!
Myuria: Well, they certainly showed me.
Reimi: Might, Courage, Wisdom, Love...these things sound...familiar...like they were used before...
Lymle: And Psynard looks kind of like Sinard, 'kay?
Sarah: Oh dear, these things were all in Star Ocean 2!
Meracle: Meow, that's crazy!
Edge: Yeah, these things are all CLEARLY ORIGINAL! Anyway, now that 3 of these 4 side quests are done...
Reimi: Why aren't we doing the 4th?
Edge: Cause it involves running around the entire galaxy and I really don't feel like doing that...
Arumat: You catch on quickly, amateur.
Edge: Anyway...TO THE BATTLE FIELD!
*ships fly off to Nox Obscurus*
Giotto: Alright, everyone, FIRE AT WILL! BLOW UP PHANTOM SHIPS!
*big space battle starts, the Calnus has problems hitting the target despite HUGE LASERS*
Meracle: Why aren't we destroying anything? Isn't our ship like uber powerful now!? </She actually says this>
Myuria: How strong a ship is doesn't matter if you can't hit anything!
Reimi: I know, I keep readjusting my calculations but they keep moving out of the way!
Sarah: Oh dear, I must go out there and fight!
Lymle: me too, 'kay?
Sarah: Yes, how do we get off this thing again?
Edge: ...so...without responding to that question properly, I have one thing to say...
Reimi: What's that?
Edge: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Voice in Arumat's Head: Use the force, Arumat!
Arumat: Hmph, put the guns over here, will you?
*He starts targetting stuff manually*
Myuria: You aren't seriously thinking that's going to...
*Arumat hits everything WITH PIN POINT ACCURACY< sometimes blowing up 5 ships at once with single shots*
Myuria: Shooting...manually...its primitive and barbaric...but hey, if it works...
Arumat: Leave the shooting to me, you just fly us through this thing!
Edge: Right, Myuria, Arumat, I'm leaving this in your hands! Anyway, we've broken through the first line! Alright, time for the...
*Star Wolf music plays*
Wolf: Can't let you do that, STAR FOX CALNUS!!
Leon: Andross The Grigori has ordered us to take you down!
Pigma: Peppy Myuria, long time no see?
Andrew: Andross Grigori's Enemy is MY ENEMY!
Edge: Just what I needed to see, Star Wolf A BUNCH OF SPACE FURRIES. Lets take them out first! ALL RANGE MODE!!!
Lymle: Do a Barrel Roll, 'kay.
Wolf: You're good...but I'm better!
Edge: No, you aren't, only CROWE is!
Leon: Annoying bird, I am the great Leon!
Sarah: Oh dear, is he talking to me?
Pigma: You can't beat me, I've got a better ship!
Myuria: ...right...
Andrew: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Meracle: Meow, nor are you!
*the fight ends*
Wolf: I...CAN'T...LOSE!!!
Leon: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Pigma: MY BEAUTIFUL REWARD....AAAAUUUUGHHH!!!!
Andrew: UNCLE ANDROSS!!!
Reimi: Edge...dear...what was up with that?
Edge: I...don't know, but hey, we won! Mission Com-...
*Nox Obscurus summons a huge fucking fleet much bigger than the previous one*
Edge: Ok, we barely survived the first line...HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS?
Bacchus: Estimated chance of success is...
*a bunch of lasers come out of nowhere, wiping out all the ships*
Bacchus: ...rising dramatically as we speak...
Edge: But...who is doing that?
Kenni: Ah! Calnus! YOu have Earth and the Eldarian's full support! We'll help blow things up over here, and join with the Morphus.
Edge: Sweet! ANOTHER Deus Ex Machina! Though...can I ask you one question?
Kenni: Yes?
Edge: Where the HELL did you get all those ships from?
Kenni: Gameshark, of course.
Edge: Ah.
Kenni: Oh yeah, Commander Gaghan is here too, just to prove Eldarians are on our side!
Gaghan: Yes...say, where's Faize?
Edge: Oh, he's with Crowe, helping evacuated Eldarians! I'm sure he's safe.
Gaghan: yes, I'm sure absolutely NOTHING could go wrong!
Edge: Yeah...NOW LETS WIN THIS...
*Nox Obscurus sucks up the Cardionan Ship, which was their landing point*
Bacchus: It seems we lack an opening...and something strange is happening with that planet...
Meracle: Meow! Something is happening!
*Nox Obscurus turns into a HUGE FUCKING DRAGON*
Reimi: What is that?
Arumat: So Nox Obscurus' final line of defense is turning into a planet sized Dragon...
Myuria: Say big guy, what's your scanners say about that things Power Level?
Bacchus: Its OVER 9000!!!!
Myuria: 9000!? THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN BE THAT HIGH!
Arumat: Would anyone mind if I shared my pessimism at this moment?
Edge: HEY! That's my job. *Ahem* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Reimi: Phew, no I feel relieved.
Sarah: Why might that be?
Reimi: Whenver Edge yells that, we're insured to live!
*Dragon fires a huge beam of death*
Edge: Um...shit, MYURIA! GET US OUT OF HERE!
*they dodge the beam, barely*
Myuria: Am I good or what?
Bacchus: Yes, but 40% of the Morphus, Eldarian and Earthling ships just got blown up.
Reimi: That beam...its heading towards earth...oh god!
Edge: Oh no, you don't mean...
Reimi: No, its not that bad. I just mean we're about to shift the game's focus.
*Beam heads towards the moon
*Moon Base*
Shimada: HA! Everyone is gone getting themselves killed while I enjoy this lovely steak!
Yes Man #1: Um, sir, don't you think we should leave? I mean, its dangerous being here without the military to protect us!
Shimada: HA! Let the "heroes" handle everything, while we sit in luxury! I mean, what could go wrong! Also, THIS STEAK ISN'T COOKED!
*Beam of death hits the moon base head on*
Shimada: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HURTS MORE! THE IRONY OR THE PAINFUL DEATH!
*Moon base goes boom, beam travels just under Earth, missing it*
Edge: Well, that was a relief...so what's gonna...oh look, the Dragon's Head is gone! LETS ATTA-...
*Dragon's head regrows, fires ANOTHER BEAM*
Edge: Umm...shit?
Bacchus: I have bad news...while we did dodge this one, I cannot estimate how long it takes to fire.
Edge: Oh no! And the other ships can't help us! Is there no one out there who can help?
*the Aquila comes in out of nowhere, as a total wreck that is still flying*
Crowe: Hey Edge, sorry I'm late!
Edge: Damn it Crowe! Don't steal the show! Anyway, what's up?
Crowe: Oh, not much. I just kind of failed to save many Eldarian's since I fucked up.
Lymle: How's Faize!?
Crowe: He's probably DEAD. No, we couldn't find the body, but he left on his Sol to take on the ENTIRE PHANTOM FLEET SINGLE HANDEDLY. WE lost contact from there...
Lymle: ...I don't care if Faize is dead, 'kay.
Edge: So...uh...Crowe, even if your ship is busted, you read to attack that Dragon HEAD ON!?
Arumat: A suicide mission, eh? I like your style, Amateur!
Crowe: Actually, I have a plan. You see, we can't win normally, so we'll cheat. My plan is *insert technobabble here* and thus, CREATE A BLACK HOLE.
Edge: Oh, that sounds like a good-...wait, won't you kind of DIE at the same time?
Crowe: Yeah, I will, but that's kind of my job. Besides, my ship is a piece of crap anyway.
Edge: So your ship can't fire lasers, but it can blow itself up creating a black hole?
Crowe: Yes.
Edge: Sure, I'll buy that!
Crowe: Anyway, Edge, its time I made up for all my failures! Be sure to KICK THE CRAP out of whatever is in there! *Crowe flies off*
Edge: NO! CROWE! DON'T DO IT!
Crowe: Alright, Phantoms, its been a while, but in the word's of my generation...UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!
*Black Hole is created, Dragon and Phantom Ships get sucked in*
Edge: ...no, I said I wouldn't yell it ever again!
Reimi: Edge, its ok. You can make an exception in this case. We'll understand.
Edge: Well, in that case...CROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bacchus: In any event, we have no time to lose. I have sent co-ordinates to where the exact landing point is!
*flying over Nox Obscurus, in somewhat of a trench*
Edge: STAY ON TARGET!
Reimi: Our Shields have taken all we can!
Edge: STAY ON TARGET!
Bacchus: And the Calnus has received severe damage. We cannot take anymore hits.
Edge: STAY ON TARGET!!!!
Arumat: Um...crap, here come lasers, and they're gonna direct hit us. So...anybody a holy man? Cause I'm not, and I refuse to pray, being Death itself and all that.
*Lymle starts chanting and such*
Meracle: Huh? I didn't know you were into praying, Lymle.
*Random drawings glow*
Reimi: What? There's a weird barrier around us...its deflecting all our shots!
*Calnus rams into another Phantom ship head on! Takes no damage, Phantom ship is destroyed, you can see a barrier around it*
Lymle: Its ok, 'kay. I saved us all!
Reimi: Wait, Lymle, you...did all that?
Lymle: My drawings, they saved us, 'kay.
Reimi: I thought they were just drawings...oh well...
Edge: STAY. ON. TARGET!!!
*Calnus smashes into Nox Obscurus, crash lands, etc*
Edge: Ugh...are we in heaven?
Arumat: Not with me around we are.
Bacchus: It would appear we have landed successfully on Nox Obscurus.
Edge: We made it...and its all thanks to you Lymle.
Lymle: Hee-hee.
Myuria: So this is Nox Obscurus? Is it just me, or do I get the feeling we're going to have do our equivalent of an overworld here before we enter the dungeon?
Bacchus: That is correct; the actual entrance is 50 miles away.
Myuria: ...we couldn't have crash landed closer, could we?
Edge: Anyway, lets build that transporter here so the Morphus can force their way in!
*they do so, the Morphus charge off and are never seen beyond a few on the "overworld"*
Arumat: Betting anything every single one of those guys are dead, making this damn thing completely useless.
Edge: Yeah, but at least we can leave!
*after traversing the barren wasteland, killing random phantoms, riding bubbles, harvesting, mining, dealing with ANTI MAGIC/SPECIAL ARTES FIELDS, what have you*
Edge: OH GOD THE WIND IS TOO STRONG!
Myuria: How do you suggest we get in there then?
Edge: WE BUST OUR WAY IN!
Meracle: Wait! It smells a little different over there!
Sarah: Really? What's it smell like?
Meracle: I don't know, but if we go, I'll know!
*they go, find a HUGE SPACE SHIP WING logged into the ground, conveniently blocking the wind*
Edge: Crowe...he saved us again...this time out of shear dumb luck.
Reimi: Crowe came through for us again...even in his death.
Edge: How...can I surpass him? I can't now that he's gone. He's really gone, isn't he?
Reimi: He is...
Edge: NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE'S NO REASON TO GO ON! WHAT...WHATAMIFIGHTINGFOR!!!
Reimi: *Smacks Edge* Damn it, this is no time for out of place badly voice acted angst!
Edge: Ow, sorry...anyway, lets head into this big odd infrastructure, shall we?
*Enter the Path of Creation*
Edge: So...time has stopped?
Bacchus: That would appear to be the case.
Reimi: So all we have to do is start it up again, right?
Myuria: And how do you suggest we do that?
Lymle: Lets touch that random crystal over there, 'kay?
Sarah: Now that won't wor-...
*time starts off, platform moves them to the door*
Sarah: Oh dear, I think I just got...what do you call it again? Owned?
*after starting time in other rooms, moving through random doors that make you jump over platforms, killing Lava Golems, Giant Apes, WEIRD SLIME CREATURES WITH TEETH THAT ARE IN EVERY STAR OCEAN, and grabbing a big snake staff along the way*
Sarah: Are we there yet?
Arumat; No.
Sarah: Are we there yet?
Arumat: No.
Sarah: Are we there yet?
Arumat: No.
Sarah: ...are we there yet now?
Arumat: Must...resist urge...to kill brain dead...girl...
Reimi: Hey look! A big ominous door that looks nothing like the others and is preceded by a Save Point! The music has also stopped and the place is called "Audience Chamber!"
Bacchus: I believe this is what many may call a "Point of No Return."
Myuria: In otherwords, one way in, no way out.
Edge: ITS TIME TO END THIS!
*team enters, sees a huge fucking guy in armor sitting on a chair*
Armored Guy: Greetings, mortals. I knew you'd be coming. I am the Apostle of Creation, or just Apostle for short.
Edge: Die Monster, you don't belong in this world.
Apostle: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh, but by humans, who wished to pay me tribute!
Edge: Tribute!? YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS! AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!
Apostle: The same can be said for all religions!
Edge: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill need a savior such as you!
Apostle: What is a man? Bah! A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
*battle starts, team wins, afterwords...*
Apostle: *on the ground* Is that all? YOU GUYS ARE WEAK!
Edge: BUt we just won...and we're worn out...are you saying...
*Apostle gets up without a scratch*
Apostle: AHAHAH! ALL IS ONE! ONE IS ALL! I will make a new universe free from pain and discomfort! Join me!
Edge: No.
Apostle: Oh, that's too bad *blasts everyone*
Edge: Argh! You're not a Grigori, are you?
Bacchus: He's like them, except he has motives...he wishes to save us...by destroying us...he conflicts his own motives!
Lymle: Faize, stop that, 'kay.
Edge: Wait, what?
Apostle: So you figured it out, did you?
*takes mask off, Faize is underneath*
Faize: Yes, it is I, Faize! I'm surprised you of all people could figure it out, Lymle.
Lymle: I said that ugly cloak doesn't fit you, 'kay.
Edge: Wait! You're alive? And now you're...evil?
Faize: I AM NOT EVIL! I just SAW THE LIGHT!!!! ...and IT BURNS!!!
Edge: ...
Faize: It also gave me absolute power to protect my brethren...which I will use to destroy everything and create a perfect paradise! Yes, that's the kind of power the Missing Procedure promises.
Edge: You're not making any sense...
Faize: DOn't you see? I CAN'T BE LIKE YOU! I WAS WEAK! I NEEDED POWER! I NEED MORE POWER!!!!
Edge: But we can save people!
Faize: No! Not everyone can be saved! Yes, we saved Sarah...BUT IN THAT SAME ROOM PEOPLE OF THE BLACK TRIBE WERE MURDERED! We failed to save them! We failed! DO YOU NOT SEE MY PAIN!? I'd cut myself, but I'm covered to head and toe in black armor.
Edge: NO! You're not the Faize I once knew!
Faize: QUIET! Besides, DON'T CALL ME FAIZE ANYMORE! I AM THE APOSTLE OF CREATION! THE ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS EMO AND ANGST! THE WARRIOR OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY!
Sarah: And a complete psychopath!
Faize: Yeah and...HEY! SHUT UP!
Edge: NO! You're not like this Faize! We'll fight you til the end if we must! But please, RECONSIDER!
Faize: NO! Now if you excuse me, I have to BLOW UP THE EARTH! By the way, I'm sending you all to another dimension.
Edge: Wait what?
*Team gets sent to another dimenison*
Edge: ...where are we?
Bacchus: I don't know.
Edge: BUt you know everything!
Bacchus: My sensors are all Blue Screening right now. I'm afraid to say I'm completely useless here.
Edge: Um...shit...wait, what's that Light I see? Hey guys! Lets go to the light!
Arumat: What light?
Myuria: I think you're seeing things.
Edge: Can't you see it!? ITS RIGHT THERE! ...oh hey, my crest is glowing...but follow me guys! I'm sure its the way out!
Meracle: Well, its not like anything can go wro-...
*All the Grigori from the past start showing up for each wrong turn they take*
Edge: Ok, no! THIS IS NOT A MEGA MAN GAME! I don't care how much Bacchus resembles him!
Reimi: Quit your whining and just kill them again!
*team gets tired out*
Edge: We're almost...there...just 700...more...miles...
Reimi: Edge...we can't see anything...you're the only one.
Edge: REally? ITS RIGHT...there...NO! DON'T DISAPPEAR!
Faize: Mwahahah! What's the matter, EDGE MAVERICK? You're all alone now! Now, OPEN YOUR HEART TO DARKNESS!!! SUBMIT!!! and you will be given eternal peace and happiness!
Edge: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Faize: ...what's so funny?
Edge: Me! That's what! I almost bought into it...but then I remembered Kingdom Hearts and...
Faize: ...
Edge: Kingdom Hearts...IS LIGHT!!!!! (...of life)
Faize: WHAT!?
Edge: Yeah! And with that, we can build a universe based on natural evolution, and no one is going to have to die! Sorry Faize, but now that I can see the light, YOU LOSE!
Faize: Ok, that has nothing to do with anything...
Edge: Cause...CUE A SAPPY SCENE WITH A BUNCH OF NPCs NOW!
*Edge meets up with Commander Grafton, Lymle's Grandpa, Eleyna, Gaghan, Klaus, Heinz, Commander Kenny, Crowe, Faize, who all say something WITHOUT VOICE ACTING*
Faize: No! Not that sappiness! I cannot resist that! But that's not going to be enough to beat me, YOU'RE STILL STUCK!
Edge: Yeah, well, I'M OUT OF YOUR DIMENSION NOW!
Faize: ...oh...shit...
Edge: Anyway, FAIZE, you read to fight!
Faize: Don't...call...me...FAIZE!
Lymle: We'll keep calling you it over and over and over again! Faize! Faize! Faize! Faize!
Faize: NO! STOP IT! DON'T CALL ME...
Lymle: FAIZE!!!!
Faize: GRAH!!!! That does it, you've forced me to use my trump card!
*Faize turns into a huge half robotic, half angelic, transvestite thing*
Edge: Faize, you're my friend, and its because you're my friend I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU!
Lymle: Burn, TRAITOR!!! 'kay.
*one really long, stupid, boss fight later, involving a gimmick that isn't too stupid, but its followed by a high offense 8 MILLION HP freak of nature that has nearly undodgable moves*
Edge: You...are...such...a prick...I mean, geez, did you REALLY need to have 8 Million HP?
Faize: *is back to normal* Looks like I lose, huh? *Collapses on the floor*
Edge: Faize No!
*Edge runs over to Faize*
Edge: Crowe risked his life for me...and now you too...I should have saved you. I should have been the one to FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIGHT!!!! LIIIIiiiiiIIGHT!!! liiiight, light...
Faize: ...I'm not dead yet...
Edge: Oh, shit, so I just wasted melodrama for nothing?
Faize: Pretty much, heh.
Lymle: Faize, you're ok now, 'kay.
Faize: Lymle, thank you, I didn't think you of all people would figure me out.
Lymle: Faize, I lied to you, 'kay. That cloak looked...kinda...okay, 'kay?
Faize: That makes me feel kind of happy to hear!
Bacchus: bad news, THIS ENTIRE PLANET IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE! It seems Mr. Faize was a Load Baring Boss.
Reimi: Lets get out of here then!
Edge: You heard her! Lymle, get going, Faize, I'm carrying you...slowly...so we can have a man to man talk.
Faize: OK.
*Lymle almost falls down a collapsing floor, GETS SAVED BY BACCHUS THOUGH!*
Faize: Edge...where did I go wrong? I just wanted to be strong like you!
Edge: And you still can! You just gotta KEEP MOVING FORWARD WITH YOUR OWN FEET!
Faize: SO THAT'S where I went wrong! I was basically moving forward on a scooter instead, using that power that was given to me!
Edge: Yeah, pretty much!
Faize: That's not very encouraging, Edge...
Edge: Well, you DID just try to kill me...
Faize: ...touche...
Arumat: So how are we getting out of here? All the exits are blocked by HUGE PITS!
Myuria: While your pessimism isn't appreciated...I can't help but agree.
*Random seal appears out of nowhere*
Meracle: Meow, what's that!
Myuria: Oh! A transportation circle!
Reimi: Sweet Deus Ex Machina how I love you!
Gioto: Quickly, get over here now!
Myuria: Wait, I thought we COULDN'T make them here?
Giotto: Oh, now that Nox Obscurus is going haywire, its power is gone, so we in fact can do it now!
Myuria: Isn't that a little too...convenient?
Giotto:Y es, but we have to get you out of here somehow.
Reimi: Wait, where's Edge? *looks over, Edge is holding onto Faize*
Reimi: Edge! NO! I MUST GO RESCUE HIM!
*she jumps down a pit, getting her self into trouble even though Edge himself wasn't in much trouble*
Reimi: Edge!!!!
Sarah: I GOT YOU!!! *she's flying*
Reimi: LET ME GO! I NEED TO GET TO EDGE! EVEN IF IT MEANS I WILL DIE!
Sarah: I can't let you go! Not now!
*They get back to the circle*
Lymle: Edgie, Faize, get over here, 'kay?
Reimi: LET ME GO! NO! EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!!!!!!!!
Edge: Faize...I won't let go...don't worry! You won't be weak, you'll be strong, just like me!
Faize: I'm sorry, Edge, it looks like this is the end! I guess I have to end this Titanic like sequence in a very titanic like way. Good bye, my friend! *he lets go*
Edge: FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Reimi: EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge: I...*looks at everyone, nods to Giotto*
Giotto: Very well...good bye *transportation circle goes*
Reimi: NO! EDGE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!! EDDDDDGGggggeee.....
Edge: Welp, time to follow Faize down this pit!
*Edge does exactly that, starts falling towards the light*
*one year later*
Kenni: And so, we will now make an under developed planet act! Yes, that's right, we won't interfere with underdeveloped planets. As a result, my own descendant will not accidentally use a Phaser Gun in front of a long eared Blue Haired Girl, saving her from a giant winged ape, and thereby be considered a Hero of Light! Nope, this definitely will not happen, because of this pact! Oh yeah, the people who came up with this idea? THEY ARE NAMELESS HEROES!!!
*Reimi is watching, smiles and walks away, we see a silouhette of Edge!*
*shift back one year, right after destruction of Nox Obscurus, Faize's Sol is seen headed towards Kenni's ship, the team runs out to see who it is, with Reimi up front*
Edge: Uh, hi...guys...yeah, I'm sort of not actually dead...
Reimi: EDGE YOU JERK! *mallets him* YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED ;_;
Edge's Mind: Maybe I SHOULD have actually died...
Kenni: Well, thanks to you, Mr. Maverick, we can now explore UNDERDEVELOPED PLANETS!
Gaghan: Yes, we Eldarians will move to Lemuris. Conveniently, Eldarian Lore speaks of a paradise called Lemuria, and its located exactly where Lemuris is suppose to be! Oh yeah, the people on that planet are supposedly the same exact race as us, just apparently not genetically created in labs, so they can teach us about your MATING WAYS!
Kenni: Yes, and we are now allies with En II! So, will you join us, Mr. Maverick?
Edge: FUCK NO!
Kenni: Huh? WHY NOT!?
Edge: Cause that'll just be like the Grigori! Giving them things they shouldn't have, forcing them down a path of evolution they aren't suppose to go! ITS MADNESS!
Kenni: Madness? THIS IS THE USTA!!!!
Edge: YEah, well, I stand by my beliefs! And you Eldarians are not better!
Gaghan: Ok, so what if we colonize the planet but COMPLETELY DROP ALL OUR TECHNOLOGY!? WE'd just be assimilating into our own brethren then!
Edge: ...oh, that would be fine.
Giotto: YEs, and En II will LIVE IN THE SHADOWS STILL, keeping an eye on the Missing Procedure!
Edge: That works too!
Kenni: I...guess I can't win this one. Alright, I'll tell them we can't use Eldarian Technology from here on in!
Reimi: You did it, Edge!
*shift one year, to S.D. 12*
Kenni: I'm the PRESIDENT now, and I must go speak to these heroes! Ah, Mr. Edge Maverick, you are hearbye Captain of the Earth Galactic Transporation Unit!
Edge: SIR!!!
Kenni: And Miss Reimi Saionji, you are now First Officer!
Reimi: Sir!
Kenni: I'm sorry to be so formal, but you know how things are? Also, its these uniforms, though I have to say, aren't they really styling?
Edge: I'm still use to wearing all that SPACE ARMOR, to be honest...
Kenni: Anyway, the ship you'll be piloting is over there! And the guy who made it...
*some guy who looks EXACTLY LIKE KLAUS walks in*
Edge: KLAUS!?!?!?!?
Guy: Who? no, My name is Trillias! Trillias Bachtein. I was the guy who built your ship! I'm very proud of it!
Edge: Ah, cool, thanks! We'll take good care of it!
Trillias: I was the guy who implemented Eldarian Technology into our ships in the first place! Though to be honest, I want to SURPASS THEM! I share your sentiments exactly Edge. We shouldn't EVOLVE!!!! with the help of others. I hope to someday...and by hope I MEAN I WILL, create a warp drive better than the Eldarian's! What kind of scientist would take technology handed to them on a SILVER PLATTER!?
Edge: Huh? That sounds familiar!
*shift back to Alternate Earth*
Klaus: What kind of scientist would accept technology just handed to them ON A SILVER PLATTER!?
*shift back*
Edge: Wow! You're exactly like that other guy in everyway!
Trillias: Who?
Reimi: *smacks Edge* DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT!
Edge: Ow! Sorry! Anyway, I guess we'll be heading off!
Kenni: Good luck you too...AND GOD SPEED!!!
*on the ship*
Edge: So this is the first ship I actually earned, huh?
Reimi: Yeah, feels good doesn't it?
Edge: Yeah, better than just sort of falling into the captain's seat. Isn't that right, CALNUS!?
Reimi: You named the ship the same thing as the previous one?
Edge: Uh, yeah? I was never the most creative at naming things...
Reimi: You weren't!
Edge: So, Reimi, you ready?
Reimi: Yeah. So long as I'm with you, I'LL ALWAYS BE READY! Even if you tell me to leave, I won't! I want to be with you...FOREVER EDGE! AND EVER AND EVER!
Edge: Good. Now lets get going. Lets head off into that STAR OCEAN!!!!!
THE END!!!!
EPILOGUE!
Kenni: Being the neutral pure fanservice guy whose suppose to be totally likable, I figure now would be a good time to ask you each one thing. How do you feel YOU developed in this game!?
Edge: Well, I started off SHoot First, Ask Questions later...then I went into a massive angst mode...then I got better, and now I'm all heroic and stuff! I feel pretty good!
Reimi: I started the game as a token best friend stereotype and...well, I ended up Edge's lover! So I'm still a stereotype!
Faize: Well, I started off Mr. perfect, and suddenly became the most emo guy alive and now probably gained the hate of everyone around me. Are you really shocked that I committed suicide in the game's ending?
Lymle: I'm cute, 'kay. I also still don't like Faize much, 'kay.
Edge: Ouch, BURN!
Bacchus: I'm just a robot. Do you really think I could develop much? I exist to say smart things that no one understands, but the entire cast pretended to understand me.
Meracle: Meow, I'm hungry. I never got anything to eat...*eyes Sarah again*
Myuria: Well, I guess I...stopped...hating...Crowe. That's something, right?
Arumat: Yeah, you were a bitch at the beginning and still are one.
Myuria: And you're a complete jack ass all the same.
Arumat: Yeah, but at least I don't pretend to be anything but that. After all, I AM DEATH ITSELF!
Sarah: I...don't know what this character development thing is suppose to be. Is that like fighting or something?
Meracle: Meow, come on Lymle, we have a lot of explaining to do to Sarah.
Lymle: Ok, come here Sarrie!
Kenni: I...don't think they quite understood the point of this exercise...say, Bacchus was it? What's the final read outs about this general experience?
Bacchus: Calculations estimate it is somewhere in the 70% range, but hard to be exact.
Kenni: Ah, could be far worse then!