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NBA2k9
Started a new game on my PC as the Minnesota Timberwolves, because making the Pacers good wasn't nearly hard enough.
Apparently, making the Twolves good is even better. I fired the head coach and got a head coach that, while amazing, NEVER gets his name right in the voice acting. Everyone either calls him by the opposing team's coach's name, or "Clay Williams", when his name is "Cory Clemens". It drives me nuts.
I bamboozled the Pistons into giving me Tayshaun Prince, and then I bamboozled the Thunder into giving me their draft pick, which turned into #3. I gave away PEANUTS for these.
So my coach's one defect is that he has no real defensive mindset, but to make up for it, I have THREE lockdown defenders on my team. Brewer, Prince, and the #3 pick I got off the Thunder, Art Simon. (I love the random names in this game. They ACTUALLY SAY THE NAMES. <3)
I set my offense up to be an inside-outside game, where I toss into Prince, Jefferson, or Love for post-up oppurtunities, because all three are good in the post (in this game) and all three have a tremendous knack for passing the ball, so they can hit anyone but Jefferson or Brewer for an easy 3pt shot, and Brewer's quick enough to close to mid-range, where he's deadly.
I run an alternate lineup with Telfair, Simon, Brewer, Prince, and Jefferson, and I run teams off the court because I have THREE lockdown defenders and a speedy point man with great handles. Worst case scenario, I use Jefferson and Prince to post up their defenders, Jefferson with power and finesse, Prince with ridiculous speed and finesse, because no PF is going to keep up with my athletic small forward, but hahaha, he can still guard them because he has huge-ass arms. My ridiculous rookie is also deadly from mid-range, just as Brewer is, so I can still do my inside-outside crap or some fun offball movement plays.
I had a huge number of bonuses given to me, mostly because Kevin Love was a great rookie (for me!) and I spent those bonuses mostly to up his potential from a C- to a B, which means developing him becomes easier, AND he naturally develops somewhat faster. Undersized, Unathletic Kevin Love is suddenly spinning around defenders and dunking on them, in addition to having an hilarious high-post game. He's essentially a poor man's Dirk Nowitzki in my game.
In short, in ONE season, as opposed to two, I turned my franchise around and am a legit threat to, not only go deep into the playoffs (which I did last year from sheer dumbass luck with injuries to my opponents), but to actually win an NBA Title.
The Timberwolves. Projected Finals MVP if I do win? Either a sophomore Kevin Love, or Tayshaun Prince. Wrap your head around THAT nonsense.