The Last Remnant:
Right. Pretty much the only things I knew about this game going in were someone's opinion that the game was FF12 done right, with Rush working in his role a lot better then Vaan, and a bit of battle gameplay I saw at a friend's. Looked cool enough, so why not? Now let's do this-
*freezes after "New Game"*
Okay let's change some settings-
*freezes after the first cutscene*
*repeat x10, trying advice on the internet, none of it works*
*three hours later*
Well then. Had to update video card drivers to get it to work. (PC GAMING) Game begins with the protagonist Rush on a flower field angsting about his kidnapped sister Irina. He happens to notice a battle starting between two armies in a valley below him. One of the sides is led by Shuyin with a DBZ scouter, accompanied by his furry general. Somehow I'm rooting for the other side already. Rush looks on and sees a female soldier that a) looks nothing like Irina b) Irina has probably never held a sword n her life anyway as a flashback slightly later on tells us, so naturally he shouts "Irina!!!!" and jumps and runs to down to her. Of course. A plot battle with some grunts later, Shuyin unleashes the power of Vegnagun Gae Bolg, a bigass portable laser cannon. Rush and not!Irina fall down into a crater made by the blast that connects to a cave.
When Rush finally wakes up, he goes "What happened?" to which not!Irina answers "Gae Bolg fired and we fell down into this cave. Any other stupid obvious questions?". Rush immediately, without a hint of sarcasm in his voice, replies "Cave?"
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Advantage: Vaan.