I just realized Pyro didn't post his account of the weekend's gaming highlight: the unending fail of The Last Remnant.
Things started of with a really, reaaaaaaallly long fight outside a castle. None too difficult, but time-consuming, especially because the enemy gets six or seven waves of reinforcements. After winning that, he's thrown, with no chance to save, into a boss fight against two sisters(?) who have a chance, every turn, to use a full MT attack that deals 2HKO damage. Unless they crit, in which case it's OHKO. And if they use that attack, they also get their regular turns. Miraculously, they never crit, and Pyro's mighty forces manage to get both of them to critical HP. This takes...what would you say, 15 or 20 minutes?
Anyway, when both of them are near death and their support is all dead, one of them uses the spell "Second Chance." As we all sit there, wondering what it does, the other boss gets fullhealed. Cue prolific swearing from Pyro. But never fear! It's just the bosses left, and one of them's almost dead - just mop-up, right? Even if it takes longer, it's not that hard anymore. And indeed, the boss who's still at low HP goes down pretty easily.
Then the remaining boss starts charming PC squads. The move is high accuracy, apparently impossible to protect against with spells or equipment, and does not wear off. Oh, and PCs deal high 2HKO damage to each other. The second charmed squad (out of five) was enough to end the fight. Cue far more prolific swearing, and Super and me giving the game an honorary 0/10 ranking. Huzzah. I still don't see why we didn't hit the disc with a hammer at some point.