Chaos Wars: Beaten! Game threw a curve ball at me in the end!
Here's what the game claims:
Rank 50
Maps 4
BUT THERE WERE ONLY 3!?!?! THE PLOT TWIST! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!
...seriously, though, I was really going to dock the game a point for the final boss...cause i thought he wasn't the final. See, as a final boss, it felt appropriate having that many evil tricks, and having a fight that long, etc. so I'm cool with that; final bosses are suppose to be better than most other things in the game, barring obvious failures like EVIL GAIA or Zophar 4, who are borderline Plot Fights.
But I was getting really pissed off if he wasn't the final boss like I expected. He was hurling big damage, random status that could fuck you over if you weren't careful, and randomly parasitic healing, meaning that using Deadly Attacks to slowly whittle away even then might fail. Also Counters which are both a good and bad thing depending on what's going on (Good for you cause it counts as pushing his turn back dramatically, bad cause it interrupts your actions. It actually killed a combo of mine that would have done like 10k damage to him -_-)
Anyway, game...it really should be awful. It takes a mediocre at best system, has trainwreck mechanics (copyright Soppy), crosses over some of the most random shit ever, and even tosses in some fights that should make you tear your hair out late game...yet somehow, it managed to be...fun in an odd addicting sort of way. I seriously don't know how it worked; its like they took a bunch of bad ideas, threw it into a blender, and somehow came out with something above average. If that isn't Synergy, I don't know what is!
To be honest, I went into the game not expecting much; mostly played it out of shear curiosity...
Well, no, that's a lie. I REALLY played it cause it had Shadow Hearts Covenant Characters.
Yet, I had fun playing it! Anyway, some random thoughts!
Hyoma was a decent main. He's just...really rational about everything. Not afraid to speak his mind, he's got this "bad ass" vibes, but at the same time, doesn't feel like he's trying to impress everyone, and has some snappy dialog. He works well cause Chaos Wars is a cast filled with such crazed misfits, you need someone who isn't afraid to go "...what the hell is wrong with these people?" yet somehow, keep his cool.
Rin...she HAD to be a joke about the Deus Ex Machina Female Lead. In that in so many games, said character knows very little about their powers or something, beyond that they have them...and half the time, they never really get a good explanation for having them, just "oh, you're special!" So how does Rin spoof this?
Hyoma: So if we use this Key, we can access this tower, right?
Rin: We just need to authenticate it and we'll be there...I think...
Hyoma: You think? You're the Gate Master! Isn't this part of your job?
Rin: It is, and I said it will work...maybe...
Hyoma: In otherwords, you have no idea.
Rin: Yes I do! Its just nothing like this has ever been tried before!
Hyoma: That's just another way of saying "I don't know"...
She worked well enough cause its clear the game isn't taking itself seriously, so yeah.
Hayatemaru is someone they had to have gone out of their way to make as annoying as possible. Bad jokes, arrogant as all hell, never shuts up...you name it! YOu might be thinking "Ok, no, he's just badly written!" But you have to factor in this is general exchange in Chaos Wars:
Hayatemaru: AHA! We are victorious! Good thing you have me around to kick the fish!
Hyoma: ...you can stop talking now.
Hayatemaru: Now, why would you say such a thing? Or is it you just don't want to admit that I was the one who won this fight for us *wink* Come on, admit it!
Hyoma: No, I just don't like you.
Shizuka was the weak link of the original characters. She's mostly just there to be a psycho female friend of Hyoma, and eh, didn't quite come off so well. She wasn't annoying, but I felt they didn't really do much with her.
Other characters generally played their rolls well enough, though I only know the Shadow Hearts characters <_<;
I will say that Hiro was definitely a lot more prominent than any other Cross Over character, but from what I understand, this is cause she's essentially IF's Mascot, so its only natural they'll default to using her. Not complaining; she seemed cool enough as a character, and I do like the concept of "Flaming (Half) Demon Scythe Girl from Hell!"
Otherwise? Well, mostly just Yuri, Okita, Grave/Mika were prominent. Not shocking that the major henchman of the game are from those respective games! I'd comment on Garino and Saigou, but I know nothing about them! Nicholai, though? Obsessed with Yuri, keeps getting his ass kicked, eventually goes Astaroth, and...yeah. Though a reaction to that post scene?
Nicholai: NO! How is this possible! Astaroth and Seraphic Radiance are suppose to be equal!
Me: Uh...no? You're thinking of Amon, Nicholai. Seraphic Radiance is WAAAAAAY stronger...
...yeah, now I'm not making any sense anymore, so uh...
ITS A 6/10 GAME!!!! or something