Aria of Sorrow: Completed.
Beat the game yesterday...then decided to actually get the good ending. Was a bit shaken when I learned there was an OMG NEW CASTLE! thing like SotN did...but soon realized it was more akin to one more section of the castle, rather than SotN's stunt of "hey, redo the same thing before, but UPSIDE DOWN JUST TO MAKE THIS GAME TWICE AS LONG!!" Also, getting the good ending was a lot less obscure (figured it out more or less on my own, just used a FAQ to A. Confirm I was right and B. make it easier to find where the enemy was.)
Overall, game is solid enough. Like I said before, this game shows that they figured out what made SotN good, and tried to adapt that...but at the same time, attempted creativity rather than just rehash the old game in a new dungeon. It overall worked, as it did a lot of the same things right SotN did, but had its own flavor of uniqueness to keep things fresh in comparison. Definitely much better than CotM which was mostly just "Generic Castlevania game in the new Metroidvania format!!! ...oh, yeah, there are cards, but the balance is so out of whack, 90% of the combos you'll just never use."
Soma is probably the most fun character to play as in the series. He seemed to have more variety than Alucard, due to the Soul system, and weapons were generally more varied in AoS than in SotN (SotN, I seem to recall using the same weapon for most of the game, swapping rarely cause you'd rarely get genuine improvements. And no, I'm not talking about Chrissagrim; I'm more referring to Shield Rod which even without its gimmick, it ends up stronger than most weapons in the first half, provided you equip a shield); removing Sub Weapons and just making Souls deal with everything made things smoother as well. The only thing AoS really lacked compared to SotN is some polish issues and general fluidity of the gameplay, but otherwise? Yeah, solid game overall.
Ok, so about its plot? Uh...I'll do it in the style of a Half Assed Abridged sequence! Spoilers and such.
Soma: Time to meet my female friend during this Solar Eclipse in a temple and...wait, where the fuck am I?
Arikado: Right on Time, welcome to the Time Rift Castle of Dracula! Oh yeah, I'm definitely NOT Alucard! (Phew, for a second there, I think he might have figured me out, good thing I dyed my hair black!)
Mina: Oh no! How are we getting out of here.
Soma: Wait, I seem to have these awesome powers, maybe I can use that to explore!
Yoko: You use Dark Powers! ...yes, I said they're dark, NOT EVIL, see? There's a difference! Just don't get eaten by them.
Graham: Hi, I'm this scientist dude who wants power! Oh, I'll be ni-...wait, you have power? NOW I WILL BE EVIL AND EAT YOUR SOUL! Also, I will become Dracula.
J: I'm just some guy stuck here who lost his memories...though, its clear I'm related Dracula's death somehow...
Soma: Man, I have no clue what's going on anymore...
Arikado: Don't worry, stuff will make sense soon enough!
Soma: Seriously?
Yoko: No, it won't; he's just trying not to be cynical for once.
Soma: Damn.
J: HA! I remember who I am! I am...JULIUS BELMONT!! Which of course means I kicked Dracula's ass, sealed him in another dimension, and did it with a whip. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to get this whip! Oh yeah, that guy Graham is evil, but everyone else already told you that.
Soma: Ok, so Graham's my enemy, time to go kick his ass!
Death: I'm just in this to be an obligatory plotless boss so I can be here, like I am in most Castlevanias!
*Soma reaches Garaham*
Soma: Die Monster, you don't belong in this world!
Graham: It was not by my-...wait, no, we are NOT spoofing out own damn series!
Soma: Ok, whatever, can we just fight so you can die and thus preventing Dracula's ressurection.
Graham: OK.
*Graham dies*
Soma: Wait...the fuck? I'M DRACULA!? This is heavy...
Arikado: Great Scott! Ok, let me explain. yes, I knew you were Dracula, and I didn't want you to come here...but you came by accident...cause its destiny. Basically, I kept you here cause your powers would revive regardless, but so long as you're here, I can use my powers to ward off Dracula! Why do I care about you? ...
Soma: So...what do I do?
Arikado: Just go to the Chaos Realm and fight your INNER DEMONS, and you should be fine.
Soma: Ok, but wait, wasn't there a Bel-...
Julius: AHA! Now I know you're Dracula! EAT WHIP YOU VILE MONSTER!
Soma: OUCH! That hurt! I'm not evil yet damn it...though I am feeling different...BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME! To prove it, I will go beat my inner demons!
Julius: FINE! But I'm so killing you if you turn evil.
Soma: Noted!
*Soma kills his inner chaos demons and stuff*
Mina: Ooh! Castlevania's exploding! I'm sure this has never happened before like in every other game in the series!
Soma: So I'm the hero? Ok, now to go back to my mundane life of...say, what is it I did anyway? Whatever, I'm sure my adventures are done!
Arikado: On the contrary, you still have a sequel to take part in on the DS!
Soma: ...great...
No clue when I'll get to playing that Sequel.