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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #350 on: April 08, 2009, 02:51:04 AM »
The real genius is that it's actually an announcement of a new feature. Hilarious and informative!
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #351 on: April 09, 2009, 06:51:59 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azgWTq3_dU

See, this is why there are excessive celebration penalties.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #352 on: April 09, 2009, 08:21:20 AM »
Time for some old meme that isn't funny.

Balls touching.

Edit - And to make my post even more totally devoid of class.  This VERY NSFW link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc

Derek and Clive dubbed over the top of the critic muppets.  Warning, worse language than me describing N1/XS3/AT cross over fanfic.  Derek and Clive is fucking classic shit, but swearing overload.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #354 on: April 09, 2009, 06:38:18 PM »
Not that worried about my position; I don't get paid for overtime, and the one time in my career when I did get paid for overtime it was a huge pain; I had to stamp in and out every day, and if I stamped out 5 minutes late a couple of days in a row, the office manager would pull me aside and ask me why I was working so much overtime, saying that I should only be working overtime if my supervisor requests it otherwise the budget might not add up, etc.  The paperwork involved with being an on-the-clock employee just sucked.  My office has always made attempts to minimize crunch time anyway (both before and after the EA Spouse lawsuit).

Anyway....

http://www.muckflash.com/?p=200
Amusing site of joke articles.  This one: Robot love can be fatal.
http://www.muckflash.com/?p=294
Same site: Carniverous weeds terrorize town.
http://www.muckflash.com/?p=273
Same site: Man with Robot Suit attempts bank robbery.

http://www.closerangegame.com
(webgame, NSFW) The Onion tries its hand at game development.

http://www.startrekmovie.com/modelgallery/
Vaguely awesome Enterprise models.

http://vimeo.com/1166968
(video) Not sure what to make of this; seems like a legitimate documentary on magnetism, but at the same time I've done a lot of magnetism in undergrad and yet am unfamiliar with most of the concepts in this film.

http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stateofvgamer_040609_fnl1.pdf
Nielsen gamer trends.  Watch as the PS3 declines in playership while the Gamecube rises, and Solitare is played more than any other game.

EDIT: nevermind on the Gamecube/PS3 thing; seems Nielsen mislabelled their graph:
http://kotaku.com/5205249/nielsen-drops-the-ball-on-console-usage-numbers
Oops.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #355 on: April 09, 2009, 07:12:28 PM »
Food service and other 'salaried' positions are so much worse than game developers about abusing salaried employees that it isn't funny. Not that EA doesn't deserve a kick to the balls for that.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #356 on: April 09, 2009, 07:38:44 PM »
Wha?  There are salary food service positions?  God, that can't possibly ever end in the worker's favor.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #357 on: April 09, 2009, 09:58:38 PM »
All of management pretty much. GMs at every food service chain are salaried (With a 'bonus' system) and AMs at some places like Mcdonalds are salaried. You haven't seen fucked until you've seen a GM have to work seven days a week for 35k a year and benefits.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #358 on: April 09, 2009, 10:32:55 PM »
Yeah. The GM at my theater was salary at 30k a year. Ended up requiring him to be there 60 hours or so a week minimum. We managers ended up making more than him per hour. (We were at 13/hr. Goddamn, why did I ever leave that job?)

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #361 on: April 14, 2009, 03:15:27 AM »
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #362 on: April 14, 2009, 11:37:11 PM »
The best tribute to Harry Kalas that I've read. I'm sure it sounds hokey as all get-out, but it's the damned truth. I spent more years of my life listening to Harry than I spent in school.


(For the non-sports-oriented, Kalas was the primary radio and TV broadcaster for the Philadelphia Phillies since 1971, and probably the most popular person ever to be associated with that team. He died yesterday, two hours before a game, in his announcer's booth.)
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #363 on: April 15, 2009, 12:58:38 AM »
That's very sweet, and it's about the truest expression of sadness I could think of.  Tragedy demands that kind of allegory.  When you're in that state, you really think that way; simple declarations just aren't up to the task of expressing the depths of emotion.
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #364 on: April 15, 2009, 06:25:31 PM »
http://notalwaysright.com/jurassic-farce/1816

If true, this is one of the greatest achievements in mankind's history.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #365 on: April 15, 2009, 07:48:13 PM »
<Demedais> Humans look like cars to me.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #366 on: April 15, 2009, 09:14:37 PM »
Given that they have to hand paint all the poses for the new character, I'm not sure it's laziness.  Cartoons in general...well...how many cartoons have you seen where a character had their jaw drop, and had their eyes pop out of their head?  I'm guessing lots, and not all by the same company.  Animation isn't necessarily about giving people stuff they haven't seen--a lot of it is about making people feel familiar and comfortable.  And note that familiar is going to mean different things to different audiences--western animation has lots of squash and stretch, whereas Japanese anime has very little.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #367 on: April 15, 2009, 11:03:35 PM »
The most enjoyable sports ad I've seen in a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7YAfb1Yrbc&feature=player_embedded

http://notalwaysright.com/jurassic-farce/1816

If true, this is one of the greatest achievements in mankind's history.

Man, people do this all the freaking time.  The coupon thing, I mean, not the dinosaur part.

Used to work customer service for a company that had a magazine, and I did indeed receive mail-in coupons dating back decades.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #368 on: April 16, 2009, 09:37:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUpXJ2PHsqg
(video) "The Clan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ
(video) Bulbous Bouffant.  I'm not sure how to describe this other than concentrated awesome.

http://www.palesky.com/misc/gaf_collection_collected/
(not 56k friendly) Gaf has made a lot of rather cool custom boxarts for games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
(video) Emotional moment on Britain's Got Talent.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/16/stop-motion-animatio.html
(video) Wolf and Pig -- very interesting stop motion animation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JexiISPNk
(video) more stop motion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp_WV91jx8E
(video) Dramatic Cupcake Dog.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #369 on: April 17, 2009, 05:52:37 PM »
Given that they have to hand paint all the poses for the new character, I'm not sure it's laziness.  Cartoons in general...well...how many cartoons have you seen where a character had their jaw drop, and had their eyes pop out of their head?  I'm guessing lots, and not all by the same company.  Animation isn't necessarily about giving people stuff they haven't seen--a lot of it is about making people feel familiar and comfortable.  And note that familiar is going to mean different things to different audiences--western animation has lots of squash and stretch, whereas Japanese anime has very little.

I'm not knocking it. Having done a 30 second animation before, I know how tedious it can be. I think they've cleverly recycle previous blanks! I certainly never noticed -- which is why I posted the link, 'cause I thought it was cool how well they did it (and funny to ponder whether they tailored the characters to the blanks or not; my guess is probably a little bit).
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #370 on: April 18, 2009, 05:14:11 AM »
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #371 on: April 18, 2009, 12:17:19 PM »
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_04_17_Craigslist_killer_may_have_struck_again/

This article is a little strange.  I am not sure what to think.  Link at the Exile points out that he still has his Blackberry, but that isn't really what bothers me.

Quote
He added the suspect was about six-feet tall and was “clean cut” – a dead-on match to Boston’s Copley killer.

That line throws me because it is followed up on the second page with this.

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“At first glance, he looks like a drug addict,” said Kelly. “

Those are kind of contradictory to me.  The guy is a desperate violent drug addict that takes care of his personal grooming?
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #372 on: April 19, 2009, 04:32:55 PM »
http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2008/aug/20/asst-principal-arrested-child-porn-charges/

Nice headline, huh?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/17/AR2009041702663.html

Oops.

I hope that prosecutor drops off a damn cliff.  Bringing a child pornography charge that you have to know will be thrown out by a judge (because, even if the circumstances were different, the picture clearly doesn't constitute it) against a person you know isn't keeping the photo for personal reasons because he reported it, in writing, to his superiors, is as low as you can get.

If you're skeptical of this guy's op-ed, here's the article announcing the dropping of charges.  I think it speaks for itself.

http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2009/apr/01/child-porn-charges-against-freedom-asst-principal-/

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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #373 on: April 19, 2009, 05:07:26 PM »
All of those links just go to the same op-ed.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #374 on: April 19, 2009, 10:34:40 PM »
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Garfield minus Garfield.