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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #175 on: February 08, 2009, 10:57:40 AM »
Bongs are illegal to sell what.

Gee, officer, I COULD be using this anti-tank weapon for, lessee, deer hunting!  Yes, deer hunting.

Side note: haven't listened to much radio recently, but damn were the paraphernalia shop ads hilarious when I was a kid.

Except that you know, people use it to just smoke Tobacco yeah?  It is like outlawing cigarettes because OMG THEY MIGHT HAVE WEED OR PCP IN THEM.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #176 on: February 08, 2009, 02:01:26 PM »
If you were making that argument about rolling papers, I'd buy it.  But the only way people smoke just tobacco out of a bong is if they use it to get high on pot, run out of pot, and decide they still want to smoke something.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #178 on: February 08, 2009, 09:21:08 PM »
And?  A far larger proportion of blank discs are used for piracy.  Even old floppy discs quite possibly.  Do we make those illegal?  Also yeah, do we criminalise rollies as well?
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #179 on: February 08, 2009, 10:21:38 PM »
And?  A far larger proportion of blank discs are used for piracy.  Even old floppy discs quite possibly.  Do we make those illegal?  Also yeah, do we criminalise rollies as well?

Personally, I don't think bongs should be illegal to own, but I don't mind if a government has a line of plausibility of legal use beyond which they criminalize something.  If rolling papers and blank DVDs, which odds say are probably primarily used for illegal purposes, are still on the legal side of the line, I don't have a big problem with it.  (I'm still just incredulous that anyone with a bong would smoke only something legal in it.)

Relatedly, the NYPD has a custom of, on days of ethnic parades and the like, rounding up gang members at the events based solely on their clothing they use as identifiers.  I'm not sure of the exact details, but they tend to be arrested for disturbing the peace, or causing a public disturbance, or something similar, then let go.  It's a practice that surely reduces the chance of racially based gang violence, and it could be argued that simply wearing gang insignia to a big event constitutes disturbing the peace since it may intimidate the general public, but it boils down to people being arrested solely for the clothing they're wearing in public, so it's very dubious from a first amendment perspective.  Thoughts?

EDIT: I just took a brain-sucking logic-ridden law school exam and I still get sucked in by problems like this.  I must be doing something right.
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #180 on: February 09, 2009, 05:36:31 AM »
"Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #182 on: February 09, 2009, 10:09:33 PM »
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #183 on: February 09, 2009, 10:30:25 PM »
That belongs in IotD.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #184 on: February 09, 2009, 11:00:35 PM »
"There is nothing more dead than a dead Pope."

The number one reason I don't believe in any sort of afterlife is that JPII should be able to show up as some kind of ghost and stop this shit. I mean, really. Indulgences?

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #185 on: February 09, 2009, 11:23:44 PM »
"There is nothing more dead than a dead Pope."

The number one reason I don't believe in any sort of afterlife is that JPII should be able to show up as some kind of ghost and stop this shit. I mean, really. Indulgences?

Uhh, seems unlikely JP2 would, seeing as he authorized a few himself.  From the article:

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The return of indulgences began with Pope John Paul II, who authorized bishops to offer them in 2000 as part of the celebration of the church’s third millennium.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #186 on: February 09, 2009, 11:53:34 PM »
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Friend showed this to me today. Personal favourite is the Tubaconucken. Delicious.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #187 on: February 10, 2009, 02:11:20 AM »
God damn I can't believe my mom can stay Catholic.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #188 on: February 10, 2009, 04:54:32 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/keith-thomson/what-the-cia-doesnt-need_b_152173.html

Can't remember if I already shared this, but just in case.

CIA success story.  One of the most important Soviet defectors ever.  Included in the article is a reproduction of the letter he sent to the US that began his spying career.  It's fascinating, humbling, and kinda cute all at once.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #189 on: February 10, 2009, 06:23:17 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CrjYpX5M3o&feature=channel_page

That episode of Star Trek with Naked Q + Laugh Track = 80s sitcom.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #190 on: February 11, 2009, 12:13:54 AM »
http://www.fmylife.com/

So you think you're having a bad day, huh?

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #191 on: February 11, 2009, 01:24:02 AM »
I shouldn't laugh at that site. Yet I do.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #192 on: February 11, 2009, 02:48:27 AM »
Why shouldn't you laugh?  At least half of those are self-inflicted idiocy.  I mean, some of them are just shitty luck, but mostly they earned those. <_<

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #193 on: February 11, 2009, 03:54:52 AM »
And like 90% of them aren't even that bad...

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #194 on: February 11, 2009, 05:11:59 AM »
There's a few in there that make me cringe, a few that make me laugh, and a few that just make me feel downright bad for the people.

I remember one in there talking about how an employee had to let a new guy shadow them for the day, only to find out at the end of the day that they were now fired and the new guys was taking their job.

I'd feel like shit if that happened to me.

But then there are ones like, "Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML" where I just burst into tears laughing.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #195 on: February 11, 2009, 07:43:44 AM »
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Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway".

Man if my mother didn't respond with that I would have been disappointed in her.

Edit - Oh look, more examples of how mercenary capitalism is the path humanity deserves to follow.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-chevron-nigeria8-2009feb08,0,1965087.story
Goooooooooooooooo Chevron!  You sue those third world villages!
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #197 on: February 11, 2009, 11:13:50 PM »
http://www.physorg.com/news152544159.html

I'm really bothered by this. :|

Mainly the part where the men get an ad for motorcycles and the women and children make it turn into minivans.

Then again, as a writer of speculative fiction, I am intrigued.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #198 on: February 11, 2009, 11:15:50 PM »
It's creepy for ad companies to have information about you like that. 
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!