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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #300 on: March 24, 2009, 05:32:54 AM »
http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #301 on: March 24, 2009, 05:54:50 AM »
http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf

Let's play some Tetoris!

I dare you to play it long enough to clear a line. I double-dog dare you.

Huh, that Tetoris.

I've cleared a Tetris on that before, it scales to your resolution! It's pretty neat.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #302 on: March 24, 2009, 06:26:27 AM »
If you press "Key" you can drop the blocks faster.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #303 on: March 24, 2009, 07:20:56 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Ka8DnUVEQ&eurl=
(video) Wall-E video mixed up with Watchmen audio; amusing.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/03/the_7_most_depressing_songs_ever_sung_by_a_muppet.php
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #304 on: March 24, 2009, 11:22:35 PM »
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #305 on: March 26, 2009, 01:57:55 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #307 on: March 26, 2009, 09:11:08 AM »
http://exiledonline.com/sylvia-plaths-son/all/1/

John Dolan rants about Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath over at Exile.  Interesting read if you are into anger over poets.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #308 on: March 26, 2009, 01:02:08 PM »
http://blog.authonomy.com/2009/03/fun-and-online-games-at-authonomy.html

Harper Collins starts a social networkish site for amateur authors to post their manuscripts to be read and voted up or down by visitors, with the top ranks getting looked at for publication, and members themselves tracked by how good they are at "spotting talent" and voting up books lots of others also like.

Rather internet-famous Starcraft commentator Klazart has written a book and put it on the site.  In one of his commentaries on Youtube he gives it a plug and asks viewers to go to the site and vote it up.

Response is overwhelming as many people do just that.  Site's ratings begin to skew as Klazart's book tops the charts and the many people who joined just to vote for it get top ranks at spotting talent.  4chan learns of how the site is breaking and decides to break it even further with an even larger wave of votes, in fact enough traffic to crash the site outright. 

Other authors on the site, predictably, go bananas. 

Link is site staff's official commentary on the phenomenon; post and lengthy comments are fascinating.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #309 on: March 26, 2009, 01:57:58 PM »
The site's official reaction is interesting. The whining about how a publishing company's process for evaluating amateur authors' popularity is no longer a completely unbiased ego-stroke is just plain funny.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #310 on: March 26, 2009, 02:58:23 PM »
http://exiledonline.com/sylvia-plaths-son/all/1/

John Dolan rants about Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath over at Exile.  Interesting read if you are into anger over poets.

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If you were a wealthy American woman with no talent, a massive ego, and a willingness to simplify the world’s most lax gender rules into a simple passion play where the girl plays Jesus, your literary future was assured

Sounds about right.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #311 on: March 26, 2009, 06:09:54 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
(video) Franz Kafka International Airport.

http://gdc.gamespot.com/video/6206692/
(video) OnLive.  Holy fuck, how did they keep this a secret?  If they deliver what they claim here, this will be fairly big.  I'm still worried about latency, though.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #312 on: March 26, 2009, 06:13:36 PM »
You mean I can play all my games with lag, and not just online multiplayer? Sign me up!

And that's assuming it's not the same vaporware as the Phantom. It's a good idea, but if it even exists it's before its time.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #313 on: March 26, 2009, 06:58:27 PM »
And that's assuming it's not the same vaporware as the Phantom. It's a good idea, but if it even exists it's before its time.
Well, sure.  I mean, among other things there's this whole invisible box of "hey guys, we made up a totally new video compression that is a thousand times faster".  Which...is theoretically possible, but still o_O

Phantom, though, isn't a fair comparison.  Phantom never had anyone developing games for it, let alone playable games to demonstrate at a press conference.  EDIT: or apparently any demonstrated online functionality in any of its public showings (a slight problem given the online-only design).  Phantom was also not a free browser download on PC/Mac (speculated as a $300 console, and such).
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #315 on: March 26, 2009, 11:03:37 PM »
Hey, pink is de-masculinizing.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #316 on: March 27, 2009, 02:38:47 PM »
Edit - This is for the Phantom v2

You would need better internet connections than everywhere in the world to be better than they are now.  It stinks of returfing of old bullshit though.  7 years ago probably would place it around the last time remote computer management shit was all the rave (Client based technology was it being called last time?), you have now and "Cloud computing" is the big thing, so large corporations can pay other (Overworked underpayed) people to (poorly) run their servers instead of hiring on site IT staff (who have to do 4 times as much work as their own IT people because they have to give substandard service to 8 times as many customers).  Seems like another pipe dream in the trendy corporate sector leaking its way into the consumer level somehow.  It might work really nice in theory and in clean test environments.  As soon as you introduce large numbers of users I predict such a service would go completely tits up.

No thanks, I will keep upgrading my PC and you can keep selling me games instead of leasing them to me.  Fuck you.

Edit - This is for NotJim's Brittish Fail link.

You know what bothers me about this shit?  It is to make people FEEL safe.  They never say that there is an epidemic of youth violence.  They never say it is attempting to reduce the amount of violence.  It is all to make people FEEL safe.  To stop feeling threatened.  And for what?  Oppressing the underaged population that can't vote.  They can't even fucking sit around and talk in public with this kind of shit.  OH MY GOD YOUNG PEOPLE GATHERING IN LARGE FLOCKS OUTSIDE OF THE INSTITUTIONALIZED FORCED GROUPS THAT WE SQUEEZE THEM INTO DURING THE HOURS OF 9 - 3 DURING THE WEEK, LOCK YOUR DOORS AND RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS.

While I agree that a bunch of kids sitting around underpasses and drinking isn't exactly something you really want to have, but the way to deal with it isn't to fucking deter them from underpasses.  Seriously how completely fucked up is your society if the best thing teens want to do is hang out under a goddamned highway?  Underage drinking is sure as fuck something that isn't going to be solved with fluorescent pink lighting. 

If this mirrors anything like the same shit in Brisbane, the first place that they installed the noise making shit was in the high frequency shopping areas, so you force kids out of generally safe widely policed areas with high pitched squealing and wonder why they go somewhere worse?  How about looking at the availability of alcohol in this fucked up arse backwards society we have instead of just herding around youths with the human equivalent of Cattle Dogs.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #317 on: March 27, 2009, 03:44:56 PM »
Rejected Phantasy Star II plot: http://home.att.net/~RCgamusic/bizarps2.htm

More Phantasy Star junk: http://home.att.net/~RCgamusic/ps.htm

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #318 on: March 27, 2009, 03:50:09 PM »
http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/stargazer/stargazer.htm

A game that manages to be worse than Phantasy Star
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #319 on: March 27, 2009, 09:04:52 PM »
http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf

Let's play some Tetoris!

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It took me 20 minutes to clear a single line.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #320 on: March 27, 2009, 11:54:49 PM »
...into the nightfall.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #321 on: March 28, 2009, 08:12:04 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USBo4vswqO0

Somehow, people manage to fuck up NES music. Also, terribly batshit insanely difficult.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2009 - The Re-Vengeance
« Reply #324 on: March 31, 2009, 12:55:27 AM »
www.donkdj.com helped me accidentally make all forms of dance music obsolete (as well as terrible, but that had nothing to do with me). Basically, you upload an MP3, pick a few minor options, and it spits out a dance remix. Feel free to give it a whirl, but there's no point, because I already remixed More Than a Feeling, rendering your efforts second-rate at best.