That's total rubbish.
That really being the underlying point, I overexaggerate everything. The issue I have with eating is that, for something that's absolutely necessary, the nearly suicidal implements we added to it are quite a turn-off, and the more natural things tend to err on the side of the depressingly bland. And then, to circumvent the bland, the simplest solution often ends up being dipping it in utterly disgustingly poisonous junk to disguise the cardboard texture/taste (which makes me honestly not bother eating the things -at all-). Doesn't help personally that the few things I'm utterly passionate about regarding food (elaborate/artistic or industrial sweets, particularly) are the ur-poison to your organism, but that's just my meager experience.
EDIT:
HOWEVER, water is the best drink to ever grace the surface of the Earth, and that is final.