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Season 40 Team Match writeup
« on: January 04, 2008, 05:07:29 AM »
Team Jenna: Jenna, Lassic, Gale, Joker vs Team Zophar: Zophar, Ted, Rutee, Ricardo
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Re: Season 40 Team Match writeup
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 12:32:22 AM »
It feels good to be on the top of the food chain, and the demonic Jenna Angel returns, freshly renewed from her very first Godlike title, to assert her dominance! In another battle of evil against evil, Jenna counts with an assorted bevy of dark lackeys to aid her cause: the cursed emperor Lassic, with his mighty Anothergate and astounding durability, will certainly bring a brutal array of offense to the table. In an ironic twist of fate, the also demonic being Gale, who helped bring Jenna down in the past, is also going to fight alongside her, aiding with his Mudoon spells to destroy the souls of any opponent ready to ruin their party. And last, but not really least, the experienced Joker brings his Fire Rune to the fray in order to assist Lassic with cover fire against the opposing crowd. But Jenna herself will prove more than worthy in this fight: Bhairava shall make short work of anyone it targets, cleaning up after her colleagues. Zophar may as well just give up against such a powerful team, and admit, finally, that Jenna Angel is the alpha dog in the hierarchy of power.

The miserable demon may have edged the bringer of darkness, but Zophar will not let this travesty go unpunished! Jenna Angel's fight for survival will meet a bitter end with Zophar's new assault, which counts on companions far more worthy in a team match than her ragtag bunch of devils and a decrepit old man. Ted, a wielder of dark powers who would bring pride to Zophar's army, has just the perfect tool to wreck havoc in the field with his brutal Soul Eater Rune, casting Judgment after Judgment to obliterate the fools that get in their way. Rutee may not be a servant of evil, but her ammorality and plentiful healing should prove more than enough an asset to bring victory to Zophar. Closing it up, Ricardo Gomez, the hotblooded mariachi, can put his bevy of support songs to good use in order to guarantee the foolish devil's team a ticket to hell. And, of course, Zophar himself alone will bring great destruction, always with a Fate Storm handy. That accursed tranvestite carnivore may have foiled Zophar, the Destroyer, once. But never again!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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[01:08] <Laggy> .....