Author Topic: ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: NOMINATIONS!!!! (Read 4460 times)

OblivionKnight · « **on:** February 01, 2009, 09:55:28 PM »

Alright, welcome back to insanity, everyone!

I'd like to run another tournament of this real soon, and I figured it might be a good idea to get some input. As you may have noticed, there is no real logic to these, except the categories they have to fit in. So here are the categories I would like to use this season:

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Purposefully vague, so this should be fun. 2 noms per division per person, please. I'll leave this up for a bit.

Have fun!

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:34:21 PM »

Science is Power

Hojo (FFVII)- obligatory
Count Rugen (Princess Bride)- The Machine man. The Machine.

Apocalypse WOW

Miang (Xenogears)- She fits here.
Godzilla (Godzilla)- Eh, classical and I don't really have any huge favorites here.

Historical Pretense

Anastasia Romanov (Shadow Hearts: Covenant)- Duh.
John Hancock (Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle)- Obscura!

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Bundt (Super Mario RPG)- Cake.
Clarissa Arwin (Wild ARMs XF)- Lie.

ThePiggyman · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:35:23 PM »

Oh, I remember the last one. This was indeed a lot of fun. I'd very much enjoy another go at it. =)

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Iron Giants (FF series) - Big giants made of iron? Nutty creation indeed. ;p
Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama) - Far pass the centarian mark, and still inventing quirky shit.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Death Star (Star Wars) - Explodes PLANETS!
Black Materia (FFVII) - Explodes PLANETS!

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

The Fall of Troy (band) - (real life) - Awesome mathcore band. Fall of Troy = historical?
Jeanne d'Arc (Jeanne d'Arc) - Mildly entertaining PSP game... anyone play it?

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

GLaDoS (Portal) - i c wut u did thar
Twinkie (cake) - Good stuff.

Sierra · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:37:47 PM »

Science: Mathiu Silverberg, Robotic Richard Simmons

Apocalypse: The neutron bomb, The Juggernaut (bitch!)

Historical: Cate Blanchett IS Queen Elizabeth, David Bowie IS Nicola Tesla

Cake: Pilsbury Doughboy, Marie Antoinette

Fudozukushi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:55:07 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Dr. Strangelove: Works under Apocalypse as well!
Dr. Irving Schlock: Hahahahahahaha.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Rice Krispy Treats: Kills~
Apprentice(Starkiller/ Main character from Force Unleashed): Pulls Star Destroyers out of the air and isn't afraid of Emperors.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

Oda Nobunaga: Historical!
George Washington: Crosses Delawares.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Jim Brewer: Is amazing.
Thornby: YOUR GOD!

Ultradude · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:37:34 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

The 'Doctors' (Gundam Wing) - My first anime mad scientists deserve... something... for making Wing Zero so much better than anything based off of it.
Frankenstein's Monster (Frankestein) - That nutty monster!

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

'Dr. Device' (Ender's Game) - As long as we're nomming weapons... takes out fleets of ships, and effectively disintegrates planets in about 3 seconds.
Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) - Decides that your super weapon doesn't work.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

Saitou Hajime (Rurouni Kenshin) - Aku Soku Zan.
Leonidas (300) - Better catchphrase than above, despite only delivering it once.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Takamichi Nanoha (Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha) - ...
Kandy Kake - Delicious.

hinode · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2009, 02:48:51 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Dr Horrible (same) - Just to get it out of the way.
Shion Uzuki (Xenosaga) - Troll entry.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

TVTropes - Will ruin your life. It's only a matter of time.
The Holy Hand Grenade (Monty Python) - "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

Giant Enemy Crab (Genji: Days of the Blade) - Speaks for itself.
chaos (Xenosaga) - More trolling.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Sonic 2k6 plot
Caramelldansen

WanderingMind · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2009, 02:52:33 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

R.O.B. - Accessory for the NES and playable character in Brawl.
Catapult - Because catapults are awesome.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Marvin Heemeyer - Killdozer.
Segata Sanshiro - Once made a guy explode just by throwing him.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

Andrew Jackson - No explanation needed.
Jane Austen - Her books are known to make people die of boredom.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Fork - Used to eat cake.
Knife - Used to cut cake.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:52:40 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Professor Utonium (Powerpuff Girls) - Because his Japanese-dub voice is sexy.
Infinite Improbability Drive (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) - Champ-powered. Will probably even champ the divisions it's not entered into.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

WOW! (Grandia spell) - In the spirit of both this contest and the technique contest!
Haruhi Suzumiya (same) - Another nod for my favorite destroyer.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

The Entire Cast of Sengoku Basara (Sengoku Basara) - For making a history lesson into Devil May Cry. Should probably be treated as a single entrant.
Jeanne D'Arc (Jeanne D'Arc by Level 5) - Another nod for this game/character.
Richard Nixon (Futurama) - In case either of my entrees don't apply.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

L (DeathNote) - Well known cake-eater and liar.
Lex Luthor (DC) - Well, he stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens.

Taishyr · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:56:32 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Agatha Heterodyne (Girl Genius) - Give her a minute and a piece of tinfoil and she'll conquer Europe.
Schroedinger's Cat (Erwin Schroedinger) - Still awesome after tons of meme abuse. This says something.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Your Mom (Your Mom Jokes) - If I didn't do it, NotMiki would have. I feel justified in this action.
Blue (SaGa Frontier) - Master of infinite potential. Unless himself kills him.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

Kate Beaton (Kate Beaton) - Through her comics, divine and historical mysteries are unraveled
Catherine The Great-In-Bed (Kate Beaton) - "Empress, you are blind to corruption in your court because you only care about the dudes you sleep with!" "Then I will sleep with the whole court." "Empress, Poland is unhappy with Russian rule!" "Then I will sleep with Poland." "This is one hell of a takeover."

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Spoon (The Tick) - SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Apples to Apples (The Card Game) - Rubber gloves. I need not say anything more.

Lance · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:45:02 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy) - You can't just put "nutty creations" in the description and then expect nobody to pick the Nutty Professor. It was inevitable.
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers trilogy) - He's surrounded by frickin' idiots.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
The Annihilatrix (Frisky Dingo) - Destroys the world. Kind of.
Scarlet Witch (X-Men) - No more mutants.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Benjamin Franklin's clone (Dr. McNinja) - Dr. McNinja is awesome. Benjamin Franklin is Dr. McNinja's mentor. That makes him awesome squared or something.
Mike Tyson (Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!) - Hardest boss on the NES. Let's see him knock a couple fools out and eat their ears.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Pie (Delicious dessert) - Better than cake.
Gutsman's Ass (Hilarious meme) - Dun dun!

VySaika · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2009, 05:00:40 AM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Meeple Fantasy 6(FF3US hack) - I think this qualifies as a nutty creation.
Peanut Butter(Delicious Spread) - Also a nutty creation.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
You Mom(Your Mom Jokes) - She got nommed for this tournament! Last night! Twice!
Critical Hit(Various Combat Systems) - Because dealing more damage then you should is fun.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Okuni(Samurai Warriors games) - Takes over Japan with a parasol.
Adolf Hitler's Brain in a Jar(Irregular Webcomic) - Because we need to give someone a Nazi to beat up.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Ceiling Cat(Internet Meme) - Is watching you masterbate.
Hatbot(#rpgdl) - Counters your cake with pie.

Taishyr · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2009, 05:13:27 PM »

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Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
You Mom(Your Mom Jokes) - She got nommed for this tournament! Last night! Twice!

...hah, someone actually followed me up on the setup!

VySaika · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »

You expected me not to?

Strago · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:18:40 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Jan Jansen (BG2) - GNOME FUNK, BITCHES.
Dr. Gaius Baltar (Battlestar Galactica) - No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
Weird Fabricated Cataclysmic Alien Squid (Watchmen) - It may not have made it into the movie, but its inexplicable absurdity deserves mention.
Fallout 3 Mini-Nuke Launcher (FO3) - Because I hate myself.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Abraham Lincoln (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) - Classic.
Emperor Caligula's Senator-Horse (history) - Neigh.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Whiskey-Bacon Pie (my dreams) - Fuck cake.
Lie Bot (Achewood) - Prince of lies.

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2009, 07:35:12 PM »

STRAGO YOU SLACKER CHECK YOUR PM

Strago · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2009, 04:48:30 PM »

MANY APOLOGIZINGS HAVE NOW DONE SO

Mad Fnorder · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »

Science:
Young Frankenstein- "THATS FRANKENSTEEEN!"
Doctor Light- (Protomen version) He's Breaking Out of here tonight.

Apocalypse:
Ice-9(Cat's Cradle)
Bright Noa: Brightslap.

History:
Dracula (Everything, especially castlevania) Points for persistence.
Earl of Sandwich (Tasty)

Cake:
Katamari: This is a Cake-ish Katamari.
Candle Jack (Freakazoid): I said it oshi--------------

074 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:50:00 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Goggles(real life, internet meme): Despite doing NOTHING, still worn by scientists everywhere.
Neutron Bomb(Real Life): Kills people with the power of SCIENCE. And is indeed a zany creation.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
Raki(Ar Tonelico 2): What do you mean fatal errors that destroy the entire game world (and the game) don't count as the apocalypse?
Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion): Please don't say you have to actually think about this.

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Roger Bacon(Shadow Hearts, amongst others): Gives you ultimate power. For PORN.
Miyamoto Musashi(various): If numerous fighting game characters are based on you, you deserve some recognition. I could've put Bruce Lee, but most of THOSE knock-offs start to piss me off.

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Yuyuko Saigyouji(Touhou series): Eats cakes. And everything else. It's goddamned Yuyuko.
SHODAN(System Shock series):SHODAN is not missing out on a competition that already involves GLaDOS and Hatbot!

PurpleOutsider · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2009, 10:49:45 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Hand Banana, the evil rapist dog cloned from Master Shake's hand (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Lisa (Weird Science)

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (Marvin the Martian)
The Continium Transfunctioner, a very powerful and mysterious devious, and its mystery is only exceded by its power (Dude, Where's My Car?)

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Paris Hilton (Meet the Spartans)
Neil Patrick Harris (Harold & Kumar)

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
The band Cake that had that "Short Skirt" song
Soramimi Cake (Azumanga Daioh theme song)

Ryogo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2009, 08:31:16 AM »

Meant to post in here a while ago, but it slipped my mind.

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)

Doctor Boskonovitch (Tekken) - Created more in his life than you could in your mind. Plus he can kick people's asses while being unable to walk.
Geordi LaForge - Night lifes as a children's TV show host. And wears that awesome visor.

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)

Gambit (X-Men) - Became one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Death, at that.
Febreeze - Destroys odor and solves all of life's problems!

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)

The Smoking Man (X-Files) - Assassinates both JFK and Martin Luther King, Jr. himself
Obama - Is Hitler reborn. And the Anti-Christ. A 2-in-1 package!

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)

Solid Snake (MGSs)- Snake??! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
Princess Peach (Mario series) - "Please come to the castle Mario! I've baked you a cake!" </lie> RELATED COMIC

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:16:40 PM »

Ok, I'll be stopping noms and rolling a bit soonish. Maybe this weekend. Any new votes please put them up NAO.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:29:29 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Nicola Tesla (Earthquake machines, motherfucker!)
Nathan Stark (Eureka. Smart and smarmy)

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore (Apocalypse Now!)- Gotta nom him due to category title.
Communism (Totally a hazardous destructive force)

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Mitch Hedburg (Standup Comic. Knows strategic grill locations)
Sun Tzu (Inspired Zap Brannigan's Big Book of War)

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Tequila (When all the rest just won't cut it)
Punching Puppet Ghaleon (Totally won't come alive and kill you in your sleep)

Yoshiken · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:41:47 PM »

Science is Power (Scientists, inventors, and nutty creations)
Dr. Finkelstein (Nightmare Before Christmas)
E-102 Gamma (Sonic Adventure)

Apocalypse WOW (Destructive forces in one way or another)
Death Star (Star Wars)
Oblong (Name of shape) (This word apparently has the power to take over the world.)

Historical Pretense (Historical figures portrayed throughout media, real life, etc.)
Issun the Wandering Artist (Okami)
Adolf Hitler (Donald Duck cartoon from the 1940's) (Oh yeah, this happened. Disney made anti-Nazi, pro-US propaganda - who'd've thought it? >_>)

The Cake is a Lie (THE CAAAAAAAAAAAKE)
Flying Spaghetti Monster (Religious figure)
L-Shaped Tetris Block (Tetris)

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »

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Adolf Hitler (Donald Duck cartoon from the 1940's) (Oh yeah, this happened. Disney made anti-Nazi, pro-US propaganda - who'd've thought it? >_>)

Yep. Der Furher's Face. Awesome Spike Jones song of same name accompanies it too.

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Author Topic: ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: NOMINATIONS!!!! (Read 4460 times)

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