RPG quotes quiz! Round 9 (Snowfire time!)

[Ultradude]

I'm glad I got the Ashnard quote. Played the damn game enough times.

[Yoshiken]

Super, I think you should post my joke answers. They're clearly better than the real answers.
Especially #12! I personally think that would make that conversation MUCH better.

[Bardiche]

Amusingly enough got 16 right, whereas most were guesses. I knew I'd seen the Fire Emblem one somewhere, since I browsed a Fire Emblem forum for a time but knew not who said it. Ashnard kneejerking worked out!

[SnowFire]

Bah, annoyed I missed the Ashnard quote.  Knew that I'd seen the line before.  Reasonable memorable scene too.

[Cotigo]

Oh.  Seething hate.  NEB.  Actually, seething hate for the character would be more appropriate these days.  Rika was annoying and NEB is way less fun to hate than someone who responds to my trolling.

Anyway, got 1 in PM (Lucca).  Probably would have gotten Antenora if I had remembered that plot point in WA2... which is too bad that I didn't, since it was mildly clever which is really more than you can say for most of the things that happen in that series.

[alanna82]

I thought for sure 20 was tales of symphonia! At least I got the first bonus right.

[superaielman]

New RPG quote quiz! Same rules as before. You have two weeks to send responses. PM them to me. The format this time is 15 normal questions, 5 fantasy novel questions, and 5 bonuses.

1. "Die monster. You don't belong in this world!"
2."Pretty unreliable for a diety. If you want to keep your job as supreme overlord, you should keep your naughty/nice list straight."
3. Then we will fight... and we will save our people. Make your peace with whatever the gods worship. Your end is near."
4. "This has been fun. Maybe I can renovate my castle to be like this.
"...Right."
"Where's your sense of fun? Where's your spirit?"
"Fun...?"
"Let's go back inside! That place was cool!"
"Let's keep going."
"Aww..."
5. "What the...What's happening out there? Who would interfere with the heroine of the story?!"
6. "This is ridiculous. Worst Birthday Ever. Hmph."
7.  "Noooo! My precious Black Fenrir!"
"It's a shovel,  you don't need to name it!"
8. "Taste my refreshment!"
9. "Wh-why...? Why did you.."
"Because I wanted you to be here for this."
"Damn, kid. This is just wrong."
10. "What?!  This crystal is the life extending agent? It's so... big!"
11. "Didn't we swear on our swords when we were kids? We would fight to make people smile."
"Even if we follow different paths."
"Even if we bear different burdens."
12. "Ooohhh... I get it. What you're really trying to say is, "will you please beat the shit out of me?"
13. "Always listen to a hot babe. That's the law. Beep blip beep..."
14. "Doesn't that just beat all?"   
15. "You've got to be kidding me. These are your friends? These are the dregs of Giga city!"

Literali- Fantasy novel quotes, each are worth 1 point each. I just need the series/book name for this, or the character name.

1. "[He] had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys.'"
2. "The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest."
3. "You should know this by now." [He] said, bringing his armored forearm up and smashing it into the other person's face.  Though the bone had resisted his fist, it crunched with a satisfying sound beneath steel.  "Nothing I do is just for show."
4.  "Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain."
5.  "Go then, there are other worlds than these."

Bonuses: Worth two points each.  Just need the game each quote is from.

1. "Wait!"
"It's okay, there's a place out there where I'm needed. A place that I have to illuminate, with the shining light of the astra, that lies sleeping within my heart."
"Don't do it!"
"I  must do this. And it's for the person who means the most to me. My life is nothing compared to his. Doing this is easy if it's for him."
2. "Finally, you've fulfilled my wish. Finally I can escape from this forest."
3. "Gnash them snappers, kid; I got a sock that eats like a meal. This putrid, unwashed, puss-soaked, blood-crusted sock was fermenting around a gangrenous stump of a foot for eight and half months. This is the chewiest, smelliest sock you'll ever have the luck to nosh on. And you're just a short Q&A away from suckin' this baby dry!"
4. "R u Ju57 h0n357, 0R R u Ju57 4n idi07?"
5. "There is one method to change this reality... it is what you did on that summer night in order to wipe away the event that occurred... The evil thread of cause and effect that he spun started on that day... If you erase just that one incident, this tragedy will not occur, and you will forget everything from that day onwards. The world will be born onto a different Wheel of Time. "

[superaielman]

Ciddy is entirely to blame for fantasy question 2, by the way.

[Sierra]

What the hell.

[Shale]

Not #1?

[Sierra]

Super just likes blaming me for utterly horrid shit that I completely hate and despise.

[superaielman]

I partly got the idea of a book miniquiz from talking with you about Prachett this weekend. So you are somewhat to blame there. I may or may not have twisted this into completely meaningless slander out of thin air.


...

Yeah, ask Tai for some matches.

[Grefter]

Just so everyone knows, Super is quoting a book series that involves a central plot point having an abusive absentee husband use his wife that is being abused by his half brother to get access to a secret library that is in an alternate dimension.  The key to this library is his wife's period.  Within this library he discovers all the knowledge of the universe and decides to stay.  He eventually leaves and can only remember one thing from the library.

Fuck you Super, die.

[Taishyr]

Well it is super's favorite author, we should have expected to see it on here.

(I don't need matches to make you burn.)

[superaielman]

This closes roughly in a week, so send in guesses! I only have a few so far.

[superaielman]

*Whips slackers* This closes on tuesday. Send your guesses in now!

[superaielman]

1. Ricther, SotN
2. Ryudo, G2
3. Ike, FE10
4. Cecil and Edge, FF4a
5. Edna, XF
6. Lightning, FF13
7. Dean, WA5
8. Leo, Lunar:EBC
9.  Pinot, Revya, Gig, Soul Nomad (Demon Path)
10. Lyner, AT1
11. Yuri and Flynn, ToV
12. Kanji, P4
13.  Thursday, Disgaea
14. Rei, BoF3
15. Zero, MMXCM

1. Good Omens/ Terry Prachett/Neil Gaiman
2. Sword of Truth/Terry Goodkind
3. Elantris/Brandon Sanderson
4. Wheel of Time/Robert Jordan
5. Dark Tower/Stephen King

1. Eternal Sonata (Polka)
2. Shining Force 2 (Witch)
3. Anachronox (Sly boots)
4. .hack//Quarantine (Emails)
5. Persona: Innocent Sin (Philemon)

Random: 11/20 (Got bonus 5)
El Cideon: 14/20 (Got bonuses 3 and 5)
Shale: 12/20 (Got bonus 2)
Ciato: 9/20
Alex: 6.5/20 (Half credit on 13)
Djinn: 18/20 (Got bonus 1, 3, and 5, and got half credit on 4)
Snowfire: -9/20 (Should be 9/20, but:)

2 on book quiz:
Huh?  I'll keep with Pratchet and just say Discworld for now though it doesn't exactly sound right.

Twilkitri: 6.5/20 (Got quarter credit for lit question 2: "The novelization of Legend of Zelda.")
Tide: 5/20
Tai: 19/20 (Got Bonus 2 and 5, got half credit on bonus 4)
Elfboy: 16.5/20 (No bonuses, got half credit for guessing Sanderson on lit question 3)
Cmdr: 17/20 (Got bonus 5)
Meeple: 10/20

Other things of note: The sword of truth generated some colorful commentary.

A Tremendous Pile of Flaming Shit (humbly submitted for your approval by Terry Goodkind)
Faith of the Motherfucking Fallen, now die.
Sword of goatse.cx
Super Must Die, aka the stupid series, aka Super's favorite book series ever, aka Truthswordbookserieswhatever.

[DjinnAndTonic]

Oh, so -that's- what #9 was! Baka na! >.>;;

Whatever, I knew waaay more of these than I usually do, so 18 is pretty good. Too bad I don't win the illustrious prizes. I'm sure Tai will appreciate them. So what does he win, super?

[superaielman]

A Djinn hug at DLC! I am too cheap to pay for prizes.

[Cmdr_King]

I have to ask, what inspired using Philemon for a bonus question?

[superaielman]

Random. PSX game (sorta) that people had played, but obscure enough to be difficult for a bonus.

[Dark Holy Elf]

I'll readilly admit I got most of the lit questions by asking myself "what would Super use for such a quiz...". Pretty pleased that I got 4 of the 6 games I haven't played in the main 15 (then again, seeing as one is AT1, maybe not). Bonuses are the devil.

[superaielman]

1. "ALL LIVING THINGS MUST PERISH!"

2. "Some of us here are just overflowing with the chaos you're causing with this fight. That might be part of it... But, to be honest, there's a part of me that can hardly believe how much fun tearing your head off will be. "

3.  " You... idiot!!! The pen is mightier than the sword, but the fist is mightier than the pen! If you've got a complaint with our editorial direction, show us what you've got... then we'll talk!"

4. "I am beyond him in every respect. I'll get 100, no 200 princesses." [...]
"I'm afraid..."
"Don't worry, Gina. Now we'll have eternal joy together. I have the power to do it."

5. "Princess, your tutor told me that you plan to go out alone. That's so reckless! If something happens to you, I... I mean the King will be devastated."

6. "Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! "

7. "We should practice with our swords."
    "Hey Hey Hey!!"
   "What's wrong?"
   "Are you gonna swing your sword around in my house!?"
   "What's wrong with that? You have such a big house."
   "It's not right!!"
   "Just kidding.... Tut!"
   "I heard that! What is that tut about!?"
   "It's all in your head."

8 . "Please wait for me... And... please... don’t let a lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you!"

9. "I hope your efforts were fruitful... or veggieful!"

10. "But, if you slow us down or just piss me off, your butt will be skipping down Lollipop Lane on its own."

11. "I wanted to erase the sadness that lies hidden deep in your eyes. The sadness of one who cannot accept others. I loved you. But that was a mistake. It was my only mistake. But it cannot be forgiven. As a result of my mistake, I lost my Empire. What kind of land will you create in its stead?"

12. "…I swore I would never fight with these hands again. This time, I used them in order to save you."

13. "I will overpower the darkspawn with my rosy scent!"

14. "Adios, assholes."

15. "Oh, this and that. Basically, I'm consumed with melancholy after a particularly debauched midnight tryst."

16. "That loosened me up! You need more practice! But hey, you know that! I'm out of here. Smell ya!"

17. "You did nothing!  You just watched and waited while someone else did all the work.  What have you done for [town] and everyone in it?  A coward has no right to condemn someone else! What do you mean by pride?  How precious is your belief without the backbone to accomplish something?"

18. "So! The little knight has a little sword! But does he know how to play with it?"

19. "Any sound can shake the air, my voice shakes the heart!"

20. "This drawn out chat is ruining a good cigarette. I think it's time to wrap things up."

New quiz! open for two weeks, the usual. This time, I promise I won't accuse Ciddy of being responsible for Goodkind filth.

[superaielman]

Need more people to send in responses. *Cracks whip

[superaielman]

*Kick upward* I still need submissions!