New RPG quote quiz! These are always fun for a few laughs (or tears) so hey, why not.
Rules: PM me your guesses. Unless otherwise said you have to list the game and the character(s) speaking. This quiz will be open for the next two weeks.
1. "They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I say nice try."
2. "Yay! We're in parm. Now where's this seagull restraunt?"
3. "Let's test it. You, or the empty me. Let's see which side the world wants to survive!"
4. "While one old man's life may not be enough to atone for what we have done, still I offer it. For it is the nature of mortals that they pass quickly through this world. This time comes to all of us--it is up to us only to choose when and how."
5. "*sob* Sh, shut up...you're an enemy. I can't trust anyone..."
"Stop talking. And trust this."
6."Now you mock me."
"No, I've been mocking you for the last half hour. A little slow to notice, aren't we?"
7. "You little hoochees!"
8. "It is rare to be able to talk to a real schizophrenic. As a scholar, I am extremely intrigued."
9."Dad?"
"Yeah?"
"I hate you."
"I know, I know. You know what you have to do."
10. "For her sake, I will not fail!"
11. "Well, it's like this... Out on the Western Isles, there's a stone giant that men call Kelles. He's thrice the size of the tallest man, and he can swallow you whole, from your head to your--"
"He's dead."
"Huh? Really?"
"Yeah."
"...Seems like I heard about him only recently. You must get news quickly."
"...Next."
"Wait...I just remembered... There's a mage in Ilia who has the power to freeze your blood in its veins. He found an ancient ice tome that--"
"Yeah, he's dead, too. About a month ago."
"I... Well, that's... Are you serious? How could you know that?"
"...Next."
12. "It was a dog I used to have as a child. He was the best... He followed me everywhere. I had an armor made for him which looked like mine. I loved him so much. When he died, I was going to have all the Knights kill themselves."
13. "Listen to me, punk. History doesn't flow! It moves... in leaps and fits! Sometimes it must be pushed along by men like us. If a bit of suffering is the price we must pay, then pay it I will!"
14. "Man, did you see my awesome death scene? ...It's kind of embarrassing to see you guys so soon after, though."
15. "That dirty-minded pervert of a father! I've come to grips with him leaving me, but what about Mom? How could he do this to her?"
16. "Let me take a rest inside your head for a while..."
17.
"Like the moon over
the day,my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools."
18. "Well then. Does this mean that you are currently…single?"
"Yeah, you could say so—but why do you ask?"
"Ah, perfect."
"Wanna marry my daughter?"
"What!?"
"What’s wrong? Some problem with my daughter?"
"No, that’s not it. But isn’t that the sort of thing that people usually decide from themselves? Even if I said sure, what would she say?"
"What are you talking about? I know my daughter well. She would not say no. So it’s settled, then! And the family line is assured."- See 5.
19. "That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers."
20. "Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair."
For the bonuses with the exception of 4, you just need to cite the game. 4 needs the game and the characters. You can also score a point by correctly guessing the theme of the Bonuses this time.
Bonus 1. "As you hold the eight gems to the sky, four dragons descend. The blinding rays of light given off by the dragons create the ninth tear drop."
Bonus 2. "To be judged and punished by my own creations.. Thou hath refused my extended hand of salvation. Without me to guide thee, dost thou truly think thou wilt be able to find thy path? But remember this.. humanity is not strong enough to live without one to cling to or rely upon. As long as people continue to seek my salvation, the will of the universe will recreate me, again and again..."
Bonus 3. "For the...both of us..."
"Both of us?"
"That's right...you're gonna..."
"You're gonna..."
"Live. You'll be...my living legacy. My honor, my dreams, they're yours now.."
"I'm your...living legacy.."
Bonus 4. "I leave you to speculate, forever without answers. I can think of nothing that will harm you more."
Bonus 5. "You... I'll make you pay for this! If you go down, I'll take you with me! You'll never win, I'll be back!" Rival, we shall meet again!"
"I'm grateful that you fulfulled my wishes. You've saved the people of this world. He may have destroyed your flesh, but I will not let you die. I will give you my flesh, and let you be reborn as my descendant."
