1)Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle? Why?
Donatello. He's the nerd and all the others blurred together for me. Fun fact: I thought Raphael was the leader for ages. (He wears red!) Certainly didn't learn differently back when I actually watched the show. <_<
2)Do you like Flurries? (Also called Avalanches, Blizzards, and Concrete) If so, what's your favorite Flurry Innards?
Sure, but I have them too rarely to have a favourite. Except that it should involve chocolate and caramel in some way.
3)What's your favorite movie that is not from your home country, the US, or Canada?
Man, I dunno. Possibly something British that I am forgetting is British.
For something I can actually think of... hmm. Life is Beautiful.
4)YOU MUST PICK ONE: Drowning or burning to death.
Argh. Drowning.
5)YOU MUST PICK ONE: A quick and painless death in your sleep, or being the first human being to be compressed into a singularity.
Former. If nothing else it would probably be less jarring for those I leave behind.
6)Assume God or some other divinity comes down to Earth and tells you that for reasons beyond your mortal ken, sapience must be granted to another species on Earth other than humans, and He asks for your advice. What do you tell Him? Why?
Dolphins, because they're close anyway, and it really seems wisest to pick an aquatic animal. This gives us very clearly defined territory lines and less chance of some nasty interspecies war (optimally I'd like to imagine both sapient species living together peacefully, and certainly believe there's a good chance, but might as well reduce the risk of the other).
7)Who is the coolest Vampire of all time? Why?
Don't really care much about vampires. Dracula can be cool but he's not cool in Castlevania which is sadly one of the things I more associate him with. Scythe is cool, but probably doesn't count as a vampire.
8)How about Robot? Why?
Elecman. Naturally.
9)What is your favorite lame joke?
I'm not really sure what is considered lame and what isn't, but all jokes are lame to some extent and this one was my favourite for a good long while, so...
A feared pirate ship is sailing the ocean seas. One day, they come across a vessel controlled by the local country's navy, which makes to attack them. The pirate captain tells his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate is confused by this request, but complies. The captain dons the shirt, and leads his mates into battle. They emerge victorious.
A few weeks later, a similar situation unfolds. This time, the local authorities have sent two ships to attack our pirates. Once again, the captain says, "Bring me my red shirt!" Once again, he receives and dons this shirt, then leads the attack against the foes. It's a tough battle, but the pirates win once again.
The government is taking more and more interest in these elusive pirates. Within a month, another force tracks them down. This time it contains three ships of well-trained men. The pirate captain sees them, but once again confidently says "Bring me my red shirt!" and once again, the pirate ship surpasses the odds, defeating the enemy despite being badly outnumbered.
The first mate is impressed. "Cap'n, we've been winning all these amazing victories, and every fight you're right there in the thick of things. It's like you're invincible! But I have to ask... why do you always wear that red shirt? Some sort of good luck charm?"
"Nay, matey," replies the captain. "It's an ordinary shirt. However, its red colour conceals my own blood. When I take wounds in battle, our men don't notice, and fight on bravely because of it, while our enemies see me as you do, an invincible foe, and lose hope." The first mate couldn't help but wonder at how clever his captain was.
A few weeks later, the government once again sent a strike force against the pirates. This time, however, the fleet contained ten ships... and some of the biggest ships, manned by the finest men in the royal navy.
The first mate's heart quailed, but he had courage. He immediately went and retrieved his captain's red shirt. However, the captain made no move to don it. Instead, he said,
"Bring me my brown pants!"
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10)YOU MUST PICK ONE: Yourself and the [gender] of your dreams are perfect for each other, but not destined to be with each other. One of you has the superhuman ability to know exactly who their match is the instant that they meet, but have no way of convincing the other of this power whatsoever. Do YOU want to be able to recognize them, and risk failing to seduce them, or do you want THEM to be able to recognize you, and risk them being unnoticed?
Interpreting this as meaning that any efforts to start a relationship would fall on deaf ears, then giving that cursed power to the other person is a no-brainer choice. Super's point is interesting, except I couldn't consider someone who doesn't return feelings to be a "true love", so that's not an issue.
Some people seem to be taking a different interpretation, though?
