I case anyone was worried (yeah right), I'm still alive.
After reading Ringworld (which sucked), I thought of you all and read all four released books from A Song of Ice and Fire (which didn't suck).
A SPOILER or two!
Book one and two were pure awesome in their ability to pump out exciting plot developments and keep me turning pages. I've mostly read more cliche fantasy fare, and I kept waiting for the "right thing" to happen, but was pleasantly surprised when it continued to not happen, although he ought to deliver occasionally. Cliche it might have been, but Sandor and Gregor Clegane fighting to the death would have been pretty much awesome.
Anyway, things started slowing down in book three, to the point where I was looking forward to some characters and wanted others to get their chapter's over with. Also it was like 30% Tyrion, which is fine because he's a great character, but it got old, really. There were some awesome exceptions to the lower quality of this one, though (Red Wedding caught me COMPLETELY by surprise, and then I laughed at myself because Martin dropped about a zillion hints.)
And things REALLY got slow in Feast for Crows. Jaime was the only character I really liked that got a whole lot of face time. A few other interesting people made appearances not often enough and every once in a while something cool happened. But Cersei was more or less insufferable. Gah, I wish it hadn't been prophesied that she'd outlive her kids THEN die, because both of her living offspring are way cooler than her.
Anyway, looking at other people's comments, no way in hell do I think Jaime goes back for Cersei. He rightly hates her crazy annoying personage at this point. And the next book will probably be better just because it will star Jon and Bran and Dany and Tyrion and those characters are usually a good time.