I read nothing for a while, then read a whole lot of shit at once. Brief reviews. Probably full of spoilers:
Fifty Shades of Grey, plus the other two the names of which I can't be arsed to rememberThey are as advertised. It is much like Twilight in that the writing is decent enough that I keep reading, but also much like Twilight in the shitty ideas department in that it's pretty damn obvious this woman was like "I liked Twilight, what would happen if..." I'm normally a fan of that kind of logic, because it leads to some fantastic fiction, but this is not one of those cases.
If you brave this, be ready for a lot of sex. A LOT of sex. I think the "story" that does not have sex could be boiled down into a slim novella. (If you take out all of the wish fulfillment, you would have neither Twilight nor Fifty Shades of Grey.) I am still utterly amazed at the number of grown-ass women who publicly declare this is their favorite book, or who buy onesies for their children that say shit like "Conceived after mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey" or whatever.
A net plus for the BDSM community, I guess? Even though I'm pretty sure they're whining about how "inauthentic" the BDSM in the book is.
The Start-up of You: Adapt to the Future, Invest in Yourself, and Transform Your CareerDo you read the internet? Are you familiar with entrepreneur culture? Okay. You can skip this book. (EDIT: Also,
this.)
CoralineDespite loving Neil Gaiman, reading the shit out of everything he writes, and having seen the movie, I'd actually not read this before. Now that I have, I appreciate how fucking brilliant the film adaptation was. The book was pretty excellent, and did some things better than the movie could, but overall the film version is pretty spot on for themes and characterization.
Graceling and BitterblueTwo different books in the same world. Interesting, a decent read, but much more
Dark Lord of Derkholm than, oh,
Mistborn. Made for an interesting enough read, but they felt really shallow. (A slightly unfair comparison. I fucking love
Dark Lord of Derkholm, and these weren't parodies.)
My favorite thing was heterochromia being a signifier of magic talent.
EverneathThis is pretty obviously a teen romance kind of setting, but you know what? I don't care. I like teen books sometimes. I like when the world is simple enough to be nothing more than what problems you have right in front of you, whether they be an irresistible attraction to a boy or a fight for the fate of the world against some supernatural shit. Kinda interested in reading the next one, even.
Legend of the Oceina Dragon (The Dragons Saga #1)I am glad I read this because I had forgotten how bad fiction can be. Good god. Considering I read this shortly before I started Fifty Shades, I think I understand a bit more why Fifty Shades didn't seem so bad.
Lilith's Brood (Dawn, Adulthood Rites, and Imago)Alien sex.
Okay, okay -- it's about what would happen if aliens came to save us from ourselves, and what our future could be if part of the bargain was to iterate in ways that were no longer human. It felt a little like the Mars Trilogy in asking questions about what the future could hold, but it didn't have nearly the depth (or science) that those books did. It was a pretty simple story, all told, with some aliens thrown in. And the alien sex was only gratuitous in the first book.
1Q84I am still finishing this (83% through, according to my Kindle), but I will say this: this book is not for the faint of heart. This is 900-fucking-pages of partially-translated literature. I say "partially translated" because it is steeped in so many things that are so Japanese that they can't be adequately localized for an English-speaking audience. I say literature because, well, it is. With all those connotations -- including the ones about pretentiousness and unnecessarily thick plot.
But hey, I'm still trying to finish it, so there's that. And it is interesting.
StormdancerNew release by a new(?) author. This is Japanese steampunk, and it fucking rocks for that reason alone. But also griffins and sci-magic and a female protagonist and tattoos as a status symbol and eco-terrorism and fucking chainsaw katanas.
You should read it. If nothing else, it's fun and fairly brief.
About 10 Pern booksI grew up reading this shit, thought it was time for a re-read. Also read a few ones by her son. They are obviously a product of their times, but I saw in them what made me get into internet fandom communities all the same.
Her son is a terrible, terrible follow-up. He gets away with publishing fan-fiction because a) the McCaffrey lawyers were dicks about letting anyone else write any; b) he has her last name.
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On the list:
Jhereg, as soon as I figure what the fuck I did with my copy
Shadow Show: All-New Stories in Celebration of Ray Bradbury, when I get in the mood to read shorts again
Sundiver, when I need a paperback to occupy me
Pre-ordered:
Cold Days C'mooooon Dresden Files! (end of November)
A Memory of Light Can't not finish it. Duh. (beginning of January)
4-Hour Chef If you can get past the marketing bullshit, which I admit is pretty damn thick, there are some genuinely interesting nuggets in what Tim Ferriss has to say. Doesn't mean you have to forgo hating him for being a douchebag, but still.