Ages ago, there existed a golden goat. This golden goat brought peace to the world, ushering in a new age of beauty, love and hope. It's coat shone with light and wisdom, uniting the world in harmony.
Meanwhile, on Earth...
The recent political turmoil that arose in the United States (after the president declared tacos the national everything, language, food, bird, etc.) made the world snicker in delight. How wonderful it was to see the greatest country in the world in turmoil! Riots in the street, children playing with matches, old men running with scissors! Delightful!
But that wasn't all - deep in the heart of Russia, the enigmatic Zombie Tesla was working on a device that would turn the world to his whims - a Infantunfuckibalipopooity Devie. I don't need to explain what this does - I'm sure you're all familiar with it. Suffice to say, it is PURE EVIL.
But just because the United States was in political turmoil, doesn't mean that they weren't interfering in the affairs of others. A squad composed of some of the greatest heroes in the world broke into Tesla's lab to stop the affair. But the great zombie foresaw this, and had a small surprise waiting for these heroes...
A trap! As they entered his lab, they were teleported to an alternate dimension, dark and dank. But voices! Voices all around them. Very...annoying, wrong voices. Some were recognizable, some not. And in a flash, light! The distorted waves of the dimension, not to mention the alternate physics, made deciphering exactly who was who difficult and challenging.
The voice of Tesla spoke throughout the dimension.
"Fools! This dimension will be your grave! My apprentices will be your downfall! They'll kill you all, and you'll never be able to deduce who is who! Your precious world will fall prey to me infa...irrit...however it's pronounced! Hahahahaha!"
The forces of justice knew what they had to do - it would be hell, and it would be harsh, but mob rule must be instated, for the good of the world!
Blah blah, rules, should be familiar:
- No editing your posts.
- No talking outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may.
- No posting during game nights.
- No spectator posts with content.
- Do not directly quote your role PM or conversations with the mod. Paraphrase is okay. Check with me before posting if you're unsure.
- There may or may not be third parties with separate win conditions from the town/mafia.
- There are no players or parties that would cause the game to end Day 1 or Night 1.
- Don't try to cheat or break the game in any way. Use common sense.
- PLAY TO WIN. Failure to at least put in an effort ruins the game for everyone else. Playing poorly is fine, and to an extent expected, but sabotaging your side deliberately or through massive apathy will get you modkilled.
- Please try to at least post a paragraph or two of useful content every 24 hours or so.
- You do not need to post "in character" or do anything special regarding flavor. If you want to, it's fine, but it may complicate the game or accidentally give away your role, which is generally bad.
- Individual players may have "hidden" abilities that were not included in their role PM, but can be revealed by certain events happening in the game. Additionally, there may or may not be 'scripted sequences' of events that may change the rules of the game or do other things if certain events happen.
The Living:
3) Tai (replacing Strago)
4) Tom
6) Dhyer
9) Yakumo
10) Ciato
11) Meeple
12) Andrew
The Dead:
Day 1:
2) Otter - SHION, EVIL
8) Carth - ELITARD, GOOD
Day 2:
14) Zenny - BRAVE SIR ROBIN, GOOD
Day 3:
5) Smodge - HERCULE, GOOD
1) Quietrain (replacing Gate) - TRECKIE MONSTER, GOOD
13) Excal - PARIS HILTON, EVIL
Day 4:
7) Alex - SUPERMAN, GOOD
Days will be 48 hours long, approximately. The person with the most votes on days 1 and 2 will be lynched, unless a No Lynch vote reigns supreme. Day 3 (after the first 2 days of lynching) and beyond, there will be no lynch if the par is not reached. Similar to Cid's Discworld rules.
Hal and I are co-mod and mod, respectively. We can answer any questions.
The first day will go a little longer, unless a lynch is reached early (due to me having a recent, as of 45 minutes ago, schedule change on Thursday). It will be ending in ~55 hours (7pm EST on Thursday, January 10th).
Good luck and happy hunting.
