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Monkeyfinger

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Heath (vs. Jessica)
« on: March 20, 2009, 09:57:50 PM »
Heath's line of work is taming obnoxious, temperamental, smelly creatures, so he will never be more in his element in the arena than he is this week. For this week's braining, he will bring the Fire Emblem multiverse's most potent counter to characters like Jessica: Killer weapons. Her only outstanding feature, timed card healing gimmickry, won't help much against a critical strike that brings her from fully healthy to dead in one skewer. Heath, having the first strike and a killer critical rate, won't have to endure much punishment before landing one of those terrifying stabs.
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Re: Heath (vs. Jessica)
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 03:22:24 AM »
Heath's line of work is taming obnoxious, temperamental, smelly creatures, so he has never been more in his element in the arena than he is this week. For this week's braining, he will bring the Fire Emblem multiverse's most potent counter to characters like Jessica: Killer weapons. Her only outstanding feature, timed card healing gimmickry, won't help much against a critical strike that brings her from fully healthy to fully dead in one skewer. Heath, having the first strike and a killer critical rate, won't have to endure much punishment before landing one of those terrifying stabs.
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