A goddess against a human being in a match to the death? It sounds horribly one-sided...because it is. Goddess, the greatest of the three Goddesses, is taking a short break from standing around doing statue things to grace NR Godlike with her power. Her first match, though, is rather...underwhelming. A wimpy sky pirate who can't even seem to decide what game he's actually in? Such an opponent is nothing before Goddess; her deadly Charm can end the match in one shot, Love Token turns his physical prowness against him, and the magicks of Quasar and Bolt 3 will render him a smoldering crater. Indeed, this will prove that facing down a Goddess in combat tends to have...dire consequences.