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Rufus (vs. Roger)
« on: April 25, 2009, 02:25:23 AM »
In a fair fight, Rufus Shinra might have problems against Roger Huxley... but who's expecting a fair fight, here? The resourceful President has all the power and connections he needs to win this match. After all, if you were a bratty kid, would <i>you</i> say no to a powerful man who ambushes you with a squad of SOLDIERs, not to mention a sawed-off shotgun, and threatens to stuff you in a cage if you don't forfeit? I didn't think so.

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Re: Rufus (vs. Roger)
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 02:39:24 AM »
In a fair fight, Rufus Shinra might have problems against Roger Huxley... but who's expecting a fair fight, here? The resourceful President has all the power and connections he needs to win this match. After all, if you were a bratty kid, would <i>you</i> say no to a powerful man who ambushes you with a squad of SOLDIERs, not to mention a sawed-off shotgun, and threatens to stuff you in a cage if you don't forfeit? I didn't think so, and neither should Roger if he values his skin.
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