Flandre suddenly pointed at Remilia's head. "Big Sis, um, why do you have my Maze of Love?"
If Remilia was shocked at her sister's accusation, she didn't show it. "What are you talking about?"
"That's my spellcard under your hat! Right there!"
Flandre made a grab for Remilia's hat; Remilia danced out of the way.
"What on earth are you doing? Don't touch my hat!"
"C'mon, give it back give it back give it back!"
"Calm down!"
The game of cat-and-mouse continued until Flandre made a sudden dive at Remilia's midsection, knocking them both down to the ground in a heap. Remi's hat flew off in the collision, revealing a small smattering of spellcards. Flandre was stunned at the revelation - to the point where Remilia had to push her dead-weight little sister off of her before she could get up and brush herself off.
"Jeez, you're heavy. Are you happy now? I have half a mind to send you-urk!"
Mokou had run over at the spillage of the cards, and lifted Remilia up by the neck of her blouse. "Where'd all those come from, bat? I don't suppose you're in league with that fox?"
"How dare you accuse me of such actions! Let me go this instant!"
Yuyuko had floated over as well, and she looked into Remilia's eyes with a deceptively childish grin on her face. "You had better hope for your sake that it was not you who disarmed my gardener. Otherwise, well, I cannot be held responsible for my actions."
Remilia glared daggers at the ghost. She was about to speak further in her defense, but, in looking around, she saw Sakuya flitting her eyes back and forth between her mistress and the pile of cards on the ground, Flandre still frozen in shock while staring at her sister, Meiling somehow taking a nap, and everyone else seemingly ready to whip out a stake and a mallet and get things over with. Her lips curled in a defiant sneer. There was no turning back.
"Ah, so that's how it is, eh? One word from my dear, daft sister and you fall all over yourselves to be rid of me! Well, I know I'm not exactly the most popular individual here, but I never thought you all would be so eager to sling me out as to accept such feeble condemnation--and from my sister, no less! Such ingratitude! Siblings should know to follow the lead of their elders!"
"Wait, sister, I-"
"Flandre! I should've left you in the basement! Allll those years I protected you from the dangers of the outside world, and this is how you repay me? You're in for a very stern talking to when we get home. I assure you, I'm just getting warmed up! It'll take you an age and a half to redeem yourself after this disgrace, so you'd better practice grovelling while you still have a chance!"
"But-"
"As for the rest of you? I see your true selves this day! Petty, small-minded creatures, all too glad to blame current misfortune on one who might just have a slightly troubled past in these parts, I say. You don't even need proof! One little accusation and you can unravel the whole of the mystery, eh? I simply marvel at your deductive powers. Clearly I am outdone among such august company.
It seems a girl can't have any fun these days without everyone assaulting her. Well, I am sorry if I upset anyone, but eternity does grow so tedious after a while. But some of you just can't handle a little bit of mischief. So sad, that your tiny minds rebel on encountering anything unexpected. Well then, go back to your staid little lives, all of you! I've no more use for those who are clearly not discerning enough for my company. A swarm of curses upon you all! I'd be glad to explain every single one of them in detail so that your feeble minds could better grasp the scale of misfortune in store for the next person to cross me, but I at least know when I'm not wanted (unlike some others here I could name), so I'll do you the small favor of leaving now.
If any of you has the guts to take this up with me on your own, you know where to find me!
Flandre? Enjoy the company of your new friends until they've no further use for you~"
Remilia then kicked Mokou in the stomach in order to be free of her grip and sped back off to her house, leaving a trail of laughter behind.
Aya, having emerged from the shrine interior and watched the whole spat, got ready to take off herself. "Don't worry, I'll get her and bring her right back. There's no way she can outrun me."
Reimu, who had joined her, help up her hand. "No. Once Yukari gets back, we'll send her after Remilia."
Then followed a period of silence that allowed the truth of what they had just witnessed sink in. Marisa walked over to Flandre, who had started to cry, and put forth her best efforts to comfort her. All Sakuya could do was stare in the direction her mistress had left, her mouth still slightly agape.