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Bowman (vs Seifer)
« on: May 02, 2009, 02:16:48 AM »
Having defeated an elegant and athletic noble demon with his vast stock of completely legal substances, the good pharmacist takes on a punk kid as the next roadblock in the way of a Middle championship. Well then. Seifer may be a troubled young man with severe anger issues most likely stemming from bad sleeping habits and a trashy diet, but his skills with a gunblade are not to be underestimated. However, his best damage comes from his limit break, so Bowman will have no trouble pulling off an immensely powerful Sakura Attack before the fight gets serious. From there, it's a simple slugfest that should take less effort for the paragon of health to win than figuring out the correct medication for his opponent after the match.
<Niu> If I ever see that Langfadood, i'll strangle him on sight
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<Gourry> And playable, at that?
<Niu> that lose the whole point of of L2!!!

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Re: Bowman (vs Seifer)
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 04:08:07 AM »
Having defeated an elegant and athletic noble demon with his vast stock of completely legal substances, the good pharmacist takes on a worthless punk kid as the next roadblock in the way of a Middle championship... that's sad. Alrighty then! Seifer may be a troubled young man with severe anger issues, most likely stemming from bad sleeping habits and a trashy diet, but his skills with a gunblade are not to be (too) underestimated. However, his best damage comes from his limit break, so Bowman will have no trouble pulling off an immensely powerful Sakura Attack before the fight gets truly serious. From there, it's a simple slugfest that should take less effort for the paragon of health to win than figuring out the correct medication for his opponent after the match. Seifer'll need all the painkillers he can get after this fight.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....