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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2009, 05:29:07 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2009, 05:35:30 PM »
Eh, Zenny is inoffensive, just loud.

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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2009, 08:14:43 PM »
Hi, I'm Veryslightlymad.

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Please disregard that your first impression of me was whoring myself out.

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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2009, 08:44:08 PM »
3 Pages?

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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2009, 08:57:54 PM »
As the person that writes Zidane a lot:

I don't hate him.

Does he get blown up a lot? Sure, for being a pervert.

Is he a pervert?

Yeah. Pervert, ladies man, etc. Whatever you wish to call it.

Do people react to this in-game poorly with him getting one slap and little/no mockery otherwise?

Yeah. Despite it largely being a comedic trait, the game...doesn't play up the comedy at all.

Do most perverts in RPGs get off this easy?

Sten nearly gets beaten to hell in-game.

Siegfried the unicorn gets more of a reaction out of his crowd.

Edgar has two? three? perverse moments. He gets mocked in every single one of them.

It's not hate; It's the reactions that every other RPG pervert gets.

(My honest opinion is that Zidane is the epitome of a bad main; A protagonist you could remove and have nothing notable change about the game. But that doesn't mean I dislike him. Put him in a secondary role and he'd be inoffensive; He's just got as much real importance to the plot as, say, Amarant. Well, no, he has the romance with Dagger, I suppose that's a bit more than Amarant, but...)

Does Zidane have other, highly notable traits?

Well, he has the thing that makes people call him emo(ehhhh I've never thought of him as emo. I dislike that scene, too out of character, but.).

He also is...generally, blandly cheerful, a trait that maybe half of the minor characters in the DL have, that doesn't make him notable for any writing purposes. One could easily say that I like Zidane, after a fashion; After all, I write him into scenes he has no real place being. Just, as humor.

Zidane's obviously not written quite true to in-game, it plays up his scenes of perversion, and has him have such terrible luck that there's a 60-odd-K linked series of writeups that describes exactly why. (What was that, Season 30? I forget though. It's been a while.) It's just played up for laughs. I've never claimed to be a great writer, just a silly one.

Anyways, my suggestion would be to not go too overboard trying to "reverse" the effect, if that's what you want. Having Zidane suddenly turn into a perfect gentleman who can suddenly slay Ghaleon would be kinda...ah, tacky.

And also, welcome. ^_^

Thanks for the advice, but since when does Zidane get slapped in FF9? IIRC he doesn't.  ???

Your kinda of right with the plot thing, But there are a few points where his important. (first Waltz fight, Lindblum ark, the play) He doesn't carry the plot. Like Garnet >>.

Until disk END disk 3 and 4. (The whole genome thing, Bran bal, Kuja being his brother etc)

And don't forget, his pinky finger (and the rest of the cast XD)
serve more plot importance than Quina.

(not that I hate her, but you could take her out and replace with Marcus for an even BETTER plot.)

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« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2009, 10:48:00 PM »
When he's climbing up after Garnet very early in the game and reaches too high, I think is one time he gets slapped.  Or maybe just his hand slapped.  Or maybe my memory sucks.  I haven't played the game in years. <_<

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« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2009, 11:25:02 PM »
The "Oooh Soft" scene is more responded with a simple kick by Garnet knocking his hand off.  He then tries to apologize, and Garnet tries to hold back her obvious fury, which Zidane is quick to notice (something like "Zidane, I trust you!" *she leaves* "...I get the feeling she doesn't quite trust me yet...")

Zidane's pervertedness, in any event, does sort of end late Disc 2, where he and Garnet start actually seriously developing some romance (its around Black Mage village where they have their first real "touching" scene.), so the second half of the game, that aspect of Zidane is almost played down entirely (actually, Eiko's the one who starts acting more like that way, but in a more innocent, child like manner, naturally, and its pretty much entirely centered around a childish Zidane crush.)

For what its worth, Dissidia does toss this aspect of Zidane in, but downplays it some.  Its mostly just him making cracks like "I'd rather fight you than have to face a lady" when giving his reasons for tackling Garland over Ultimecia (convenient excuse to get Squall separated from Garland so he can have his rival fight with Ultimecia really <.<)  Interestingly enough, I don't think there's a single plot scene where he interacts with Terra...its almost like they PURPOSELY avoided that scenario <_<

The DL does overplay Zidane's pervertedness, but its totally for comic relief value.  There are obviously bigger perverts in the DL based off their home game *waves to Zelos*, but Zidane's been around longer than most, and yeah, that aspect of his personality I guess sticks out to people, so he was sort of flanderized that way in the DL.

FOR WHAT ITS WORTH...
I think Sage is downplaying Zidane's role in FF9 some.  One thing the game does reflect on in the ending is the way he influenced most of the cast.  The whole ending is essentially everyone talking about him and the impact he had on each.  The core plot may not be about him until late game, but he definitely was serving an actual purpose besides just being a random PoV.
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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2009, 11:31:12 PM »
You can always count on meeple and his in-depth, speechless... Speeches.
Well said man, well said.


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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2009, 12:01:19 AM »
He'd make a great politician.

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« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2009, 12:25:55 AM »
He'd make a great politician.
Oh my god, I hadn't even thought about that, but it sounds scarily true.

Well...he'd need to train himself to talk at 1/3 his normal speed, otherwise he'd have to be a speechwriter and not a speaker himself.

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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2009, 01:20:01 AM »
As long as he doesn't become corrupt.  :P


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« Reply #61 on: May 08, 2009, 01:48:17 AM »
As long as he doesn't become corrupt.  :P



You my friend, are a naive person who has a lot to learn <.<
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Re: New user alert!
« Reply #62 on: May 08, 2009, 01:52:53 AM »
What do you mean?  :-\

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« Reply #63 on: May 08, 2009, 01:53:21 AM »
Exactly. 

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« Reply #64 on: May 08, 2009, 01:57:03 AM »
I think this topic should give some hints as to what I mean </not shameless advertising>
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« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2009, 02:02:00 AM »
I think this topic should give some hints as to what I mean </not shameless advertising>

But you aren't corrupt in the slightest... not in Gfaqs nor here...


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« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2009, 02:44:15 AM »
You have no idea.
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« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2009, 02:48:54 AM »
...

Is it better not to find out?

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« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2009, 02:55:39 AM »
Did you not notice there's a link in "this topic" <_<?
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« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2009, 03:08:34 AM »
I don't think it's possible not to find out.
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« Reply #70 on: May 08, 2009, 03:15:05 AM »
So you've sculpted your own FF6. No biggie.

So you've taken out pretty much 90% of the cast. Again, no biggie.

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« Reply #71 on: May 08, 2009, 03:55:33 AM »
So you've sculpted your own FF6. No biggie.

So you've taken out pretty much 90% of the cast. Again, no biggie.


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« Reply #72 on: May 08, 2009, 05:50:28 AM »
Here I was thinking that I was the "New Guy" instead of Scar.  Oh well.

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« Reply #73 on: May 08, 2009, 10:25:34 AM »
So you've sculpted your own FF6. No biggie.

So you've taken out pretty much 90% of the cast. Again, no biggie.


I like how this same statement could apply to FF9.  Do you see what I did there?
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« Reply #74 on: May 08, 2009, 12:59:08 PM »
Man, I've been here for over a year and this dude is going to have more posts than me by the end of the weekend.