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Zidane is a saiyan.
« on: May 08, 2009, 01:35:30 AM »
When FF9 first came out, many questions arose due to Zidane's tail. What is he? Human?

People even made half jokes about him being a saiyan. Let's just say that's not far from the truth.
Okay the game SAYS that he's a genome, but thats a bold faced lie.

Let's look at the facts people.



His tail is the first hint. Each Saiyin is born with a tail that amplifies their power. Zidane is the tied for the 2nd strongest character in the game. (2nd With Beatrix, 1st is Amarant)

Next his trance form.



A purple aura surrounds him, slightly spiked hair, and a power increase. Clearly he's a super saiyan at this point.
There is a rather large misconception surrounding this form.

He is a Super Saiyin 4.

This is FALSE!!!
Zidane is nowhere NEAR the strength of a super saiyan 4. He stays at Super Saiyan 1 throughout the game. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
But he's pink/red
Irregardless, his power isn't near the strength of a Super Saiyan 4.


However...




Trance Kuja is clearly a Super Saiyan 4. He is undoubtedly the STRONGEST character in FF9. (Not even Frieza
Necron comes close to his level) Being able to wipe out the party instantly with his powerful Ultima spell.



The only other Saiyan in FF9 is Mikoto, who hasn't shown ANY fighting capability. (although it can be assumed she's reasonably powerful)

http://www.deviantart.com/download/90432957/Final_Fantasy_IX__Mikoto_by_Alayness.jpg


Power levels
Zidane: 1 500 000 000
Kuja: 99999999999999999999999999
Mikoto: ???
Necron: 1200 000 000


And that's it. I will answer any questions if needed.

Solution 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3b9FL_9hsw&feature=channel_page
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 01:01:56 AM by PKNintendo »

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 01:40:45 AM »
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Zidane is a saiyin

No, that's not true.
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 01:43:13 AM »
I chuckled.
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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 01:53:31 AM »
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Zidane is a saiyin

No, that's not true.

Dude it's a fact.

[spoilers] I'm joking of course[/spoilers]

Edit: Why can't you hide the text!?!

« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 02:31:39 AM by PKNintendo »

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 02:04:29 AM »
Oh god we're not going to get an assload of worthless topics from you, are we, new guy?

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 02:18:04 AM »
No "over 9000!" joke? For shame.

Interstingly though aren't some sort of power levels given in FFIX about genomes, Zidane and Kuja?

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 02:30:47 AM »
Oh god we're not going to get an assload of worthless topics from you, are we, new guy?

Course not.

It's 2 topics. And the first was an introduction. (Although was it needed) This second topic was for the joke.

>_>


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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 02:33:13 AM »
No "over 9000!" joke? For shame.

Interstingly though aren't some sort of power levels given in FFIX about genomes, Zidane and Kuja?

Nope. The only thing noted was that Kuja,Zidane and Mikoto had souls. (the others were empty)
Zidane was noted to eventually surpass Kuja.

Thats a load of a bull after Trance Kuja. Nothing in FF9 beats Trance Kuja.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 02:55:48 AM »
Well, except presumably the PCs.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 03:06:42 AM »
They don't beat him remember?

Kuja: Ugh I'm going to die anyway. (short lifespan via Garland)
I won't have to be afraid anymore.
But I'm not going to die alone.
You're all coming with me!

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The party dies... XD


PS: right before they die.
Zidane: Freya what does the Scouter say about Ultima's power level?!

Freya: Fu-


Everyone dies.


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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 03:09:11 AM »
And if that was how FF9 ended, things would have been great.
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 03:14:03 AM »
???

Nonsense.
XD

FFIX should have ended this way.

Kuja: ULTIMA!!!

Team: Zidane, Garnet, Vivi and Quina.

Zidane: (dies)
Garnet: (dies)
Vivi: (dies)
Quina: (miss)

Quina: Funny, you miss. Now what?

Kuja: Damn! I'm nearly finished. What do I do with this freak.

Quina: (Kuja's theme plays)
(adopts a sinister voice)

You serve me now. You've defeated the fools, and together we can take over the WORLD.

Kuja: !

Quina: (Maniacal laughter!)

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 04:32:30 AM »
You don't understand I want the entire cast dead
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 04:37:02 AM »
Oh god we're not going to get an assload of worthless topics from you, are we, new guy?

Don't mind Zenny, he's like this with everyone. It's how he shows he -cares-.  :'(


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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 05:10:58 AM »
Lies!! LIEEES!! They can't turn into gold monkeys, this is nothing but lies!!

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2009, 05:46:18 AM »
You misspelled "saiyan".

Just sayin' (pun intended).

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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2009, 08:28:24 AM »
???

Nonsense.
XD

FFIX should have ended this way.

Kuja: ULTIMA!!!

Team: Zidane, Garnet, Vivi and Quina.

Zidane: (dies)
Garnet: (dies)
Vivi: (dies)
Quina: (miss)

Quina: Funny, you miss. Now what?

Kuja: Damn! I'm nearly finished. What do I do with this freak.

Quina: (Kuja's theme plays)
(adopts a sinister voice)

You serve me now. You've defeated the fools, and together we can take over the WORLD.

Kuja: !

Quina: (Maniacal laughter!)


Needs more keyboard cat at the end.

Quina:  I will rule the world!

Player:  Well FF9 managed to get even worse.  Done with this.  *Eject.*

Keyboard cat:  Dum dum dum dum dum dumdum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dumdum dum, dum dum dum dum dumdum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... dumdumdumdum.

*Slow motion replay of eject.*
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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2009, 12:36:45 PM »
XD!!!


Crap, I did mispelled saiyan.
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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2009, 09:00:41 PM »
Eh, even if Zidane's a Saiyan, he's not half as good a one as Ramza.  I mean, let that guy stand in one spot and scream for a few episodes and he'll move at relativistic speeds and crack planets with his bare hands.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2009, 11:56:23 PM »
Eh, even if Zidane's a Saiyan, he's not half as good a one as Ramza.  I mean, let that guy stand in one spot and scream for a few episodes and he'll move at relativistic speeds and crack planets with his bare hands.

All you did was prove that Ramza is from DBZ.  "Screaming for 20 episodes and gaining super powers in the process" is not a trait exclusive to sayains you know!
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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2009, 12:50:45 AM »
This is true.

I also forgot to mention that Solution 9 that Zidane uses in Dissidia is basically a rapid KI blast.

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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2009, 01:00:21 AM »
I fail to see how that proves that he is Saiyan any more than Solution 9 has always suggested that Zidane is in fact Ed Wood.
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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2009, 01:14:14 AM »
Ed Wood is infinitely more awesome than Zidane.
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Re: Zidane is a saiyan.
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2009, 01:39:08 AM »
Yes, yes he is.
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Re: Zidane is a saiyin.
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2009, 03:43:31 AM »
Just sayin' (pun intended).

stop that.  also, claiming misspelling on a transliteration?  c'mon, man (what's the official transliteration? Saiyajin?  something like that?)
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