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Who would win?

Elincia
4 (13.8%)
Jogurt
2 (6.9%)
Strangle OK
23 (79.3%)

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THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« on: January 21, 2008, 02:34:06 AM »
And now, I present to you the greatest match the DL has ever seen!

In one corner, weighing in at 2 pounds, 3 ounces...

Jogurt!

And in the other corner, weighing in at...something over 300 with the pegasus...

Elincia!

The only stipulation is that Elinicia's skills are locked.  This means she has Stun, Canto, Mercy and Renewal.

So yes, do debate this one.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 03:02:55 AM »
I vote to strangle you.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 03:17:20 AM »
Does mercy activate with staves?

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 03:49:17 AM »
Elincia gets Struggle after using up all staves, kills Jogurt with her final breath.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 04:00:39 AM »
Staves are not consumed when used as a counterattack, and yes Mercy works with them.  Man, what a shitty skill.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 04:15:47 AM »
Mercy really is a joke of a skill.  I can't fathom why it exists at all...can it even be sold <_<?
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 05:48:31 AM »
Yeah, it can.  Only worth 1000.  Well, that's a free steel weapon?

Hey, we can pretend Jogurt has Nihil!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 07:23:39 AM »
It was probably meant to be a way of leveling up weak units by having Elincia weaken the enemy.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 07:47:18 AM »
What dude said, and it makes sense plotwise.

Also yeah, voting to strangle OK sounds good.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 09:41:14 AM »
I go with violence.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 01:03:34 PM »
Violence is good.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 04:00:13 PM »
I voted to strangle OK on principle, but can someone explain how Elincia can both fail to kill Jogurt (which requires a total lack of lethal offense) and fail to eventually die?
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2008, 04:10:19 PM »
The skills Elincia is equipped with.

Mercy is an auto-equipped skill on her that prevents her from killing any enemy.  Criticals, offensive skills, etc., cannot kill a target.  The worst they can be is left with 1 HP. 

Renewal is regeneration.  It regenerates 10% of Elincia's HP each turn. 

So neither can ever kill the other.  Ever.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »
...right.

Needs more strangling.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 03:08:51 AM »
I... well, technically I can only vote on FE9 Elincia, who doesn't have Mercy? So I guess she would technically win then.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 05:38:49 AM »
For what its worth, Mercy can NORMALLY be removed (and thus becomes an item...believe its an Elincia only skill anyway, go figure) in game, just as OK noted, we're assuming its a locked skill for this.

Strangle OK is really the best option no matter how you look at it.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE MATCH OF ULTIMATE DOOM AND LOVE
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2008, 11:55:03 PM »
If Elincia can get Jogurt down to 1 HP...

Can Jogurt wildly miss his attack and hit himself for a whopping 1 damage for epicly epic fail?

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