Pretty Princess Mafia - Day 2 (Rat dies. ;_;)

[Yakumo]

Born rich, eh?  That explains how you could afford the chest.  Those aren't fooling anyone, dearie.

[QuietRain]

*smiles*

So many pretty girls, how will the boys decide?  Pretty ninja princess *twirls around*, dainty princeses, sexy princesses...too much yumminess for them, truely!

[Carthrat]

As long as they remember that they can look, but not touch~

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Born rich, eh?  That explains how you could afford the chest.  Those aren't fooling anyone, dearie.

Chest? What do you mean by chest? I'm perfectly lolitastic. Now, that chestwork of yours, my dear... did the surgeon have to wear opaque shades to do the job, mmmmmmmmmmm? ^_~

*Blows rosy kisses.*

[Carthrat]

Besides, only old women say 'dearie'.

[Yakumo]

Well, a mature beauty like myself is perfectly justified in using the more traditional terms instead of that horrid 'slang' you little whippersnappers use to destroy the elegance of the language.

[Carthrat]

Lucky for us that our audience is young~

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Young to the point that they might call our esteemed Princess Emma "grandma", to boot~.

[QuietRain]

And snarky princesses, too.  It just gets better and better.

*grin*

The poor boys will be needing chiropractors after this at the rate they're going to get wrapped around fingers at this point.  I mean, whether they like the frail flower, the vamp with sultry looks or something a little more balanced (~whee), they're all set.

[Nitori]

*spins~*

If you won't recommend me, then recommend the next-best choice, Princess Zorro~. I mean, wings are so incredibly last year~. Shoulderplates are the new trend this year. Also, I think this day has gone on for a bit long~

[QuietRain]

I don't think that we've got much of an option in the time regard.  I think the time's been set to allow the maximum amount of people to answer our lovely audience poll as possible.  But I disagree with you about the vote, Nitori.  Princess BH is is simply the most obvious choice, outside of myself, for the Prettiest Princess.  With classic good looks and amazing fashion sense?  It would be foolish not to vote for her.

_{Besides she's wearing black...it's gothy...^.^;}

[Nitori]

Boots? Armbands? BH could be the prettiest princess, sure...in a few cheap bars somewhere~

[Kilgamayan]

##Unrecommend: Princess Tenko

Okay, time for something serious. Recommending based on looks is incredibly superficial; I'm going to take the high road and do it based on names instead.

- Princess Falco gives me a mental image of Mr. Lombardi in drag. No thanks.
- Princess Zorro is a notable improvement because Zorro was a kickass character but I'm a spiteful bitch so no.
- Princess Girl is pathetically generic. Next.
- Isn't Princess Di dead? How is she in the contest?
- Who the hell names their kid BH? What does that even mean? I bet it stands for Breast Hair. Ugh.
- Tossing Princess Ann because, again, I'm a spiteful bitch.
- Princess Emma reminds of that one anime about some old maid with the same name. No hags in my beauty pageant, thanks.

This leaves us with Ara, Sea and Ein. One is a word used by quiet airheads, one is a body of water and one is, well, "one". No real forceful opinion for or against any of them, so Princess Hatbot says:

##Recommend: Princess Ara

[Tonfa]

Oh dear. I sense some of our princess candidates are a little...venomous this fine day. ^_^;

Now now, let's all be happy and put on our sweetest smile for the audience~

[Carthrat]

Oh, yes, let's be vapid together~

[Dhyerwolf]

Isn't that essentially what beauty contests boil down to anyways?

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Pretty much, and it's not like the audience cares if we say it out loud OF COURSE IT ISN'T! We all have plenty of ways to show depth and dimension beyond our glamour and oniric beauty! I love Le Petit Prince, for an example!

*Reads to the public under a solemn rose petal fall.*

[Taishyr]

For personal reasons, Meeple, the person playing Princess BH, must step back, but fear not, ladies! Ran has come to take up the cause instead!

[QuietRain]

OOC: *is anyone else's head pained by a mental image of Alex dressing up as Meeple?  Maybe it's just me...*

Looks over at Princess Ein.

Dear, the janitorial staff would probably adore it if you would stop throwing sooooooooooo many petals on the floor.  They do have to clean up after us, you know.

[Ranmilia]

Helloooooooooo ladies!  I'm just overjoyed to be here!  It's going to take me a while to read through everything, but I promise to study hard and yay!

The rumors about me also answering to Princess Tenko are entirely founded, I assure you.  But only if you like it... suppa~.  *giggle*  <3

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

OOC: *is anyone else's head pained by a mental image of Alex dressing up as Meeple?  Maybe it's just me...*

Looks over at Princess Ein.

Dear, the janitorial staff would probably adore it if you would stop throwing sooooooooooo many petals on the floor.  They do have to clean up after us, you know.

It is the price to pay for elaborate atmospheric patterns, my comrade!

[Kilgamayan]

Comrade? What are you, a communist?

[QuietRain]

Oh, dear. 

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[Jo'ou Ranbu]

The only red in my life is the red of roses! I'm just avoiding committing the same mistakes that the old hag dear Princess Emma made with language and calling people "dearie" like they were my grandsons.

[Ranmilia]

Well, I'm caught up now.  Love you all!

##Recommend: Princess Di

Because she's so pretty in the Netherworld!