1.) My body is a weapon
2.) I am still mourning the loss of my true love
3.) Just by looking at me, you would think that I'd just keep turning around in circles, but that's not the case.
4.) Apparently that thing attached to my back is just there for decoration. It serves no practical purpose whatsoever.
5.) If you think my partner's facial hair is impressive, you obviously haven't seen mine
6.) I don't mind sharing a ship with a ghost, even if that ghost was a bloodthirsty pirate back in the day
7.) Captain? Harrumph! I am an admiral, thank you very much.