Ding, Ding.
1. I am Earth's foremost roboticist. - He built a robot, and it is the first robot you encounter in the game. DECEIT
2. Those other things don't disqualify me. - You fight a lot of other robots.
3. Because they are not from Earth. - All of them are aliens.
4. He did what? Really? Oh. Well, that guy doesn't disqualify me either. - Dr. Andonuts turns the PCs into robots for the final battle.
5. Because when I said foremost, I meant foremost... chronologically. - Deceitful, yes, but the last few rounds had gone quickly and I wanted this one to go to 5.
6. Everyone knows real robots run on steam, anyway. - Every other round, the Frankystein Mark II lets out a burst of steam.
7: And despite all that, I'm still working in fast food. Damn it. - Come back to Onett sometime in the middle of the game and Franky's working at the burger joint.
Alex's ball.