1. I'm not a sailor, but you could be forgiven for thinking I am.
2. Start a band and put out an album? Well, I guess I could, but I have other priorities.
3. I may have a thing for fairies, but that doesn't mean I am one.
4. Some people say I'm more effective as a hero than as a villain. That's debatable, but I am inarguably more dangerous as a villain.