1. I'm famous, at least in my own land.
2. I'm also apparently horrifically nearsighted? Okay, probably not, but that's a conclusion that could be drawn from my performance in battle.
3. At least my friends can support me when fighting to help with that little problem.
4. And you have to be impressed at my linguistic talents. While my game doesn't really think too hard about this point, I'd estimate that I know at least three languages, quite possibly more.
5. Comic relief? Me?! I'm on a very serious mission here, I'll have you know! And it's not like you jokers are paragons of solemnity, either.