Correctamundo!
1. I travel with some strange companions.
-A megalomaniacal cosplayer, a flying cat, and a pyro with a panda backpack.
2. It's not my job to be judgemental, though.
-Because he's their butler.
3. I don't have any connection to Norse mythology. That's just a coincidence.
WA3 likes giving odd names to standard physicals. For Todd, it's Black Fenrir.
4. Come to think of it, I guess I do have good reason to be alarmed about one of my teammates in particular...
-Alfred...
5. ...because he's a pyro.
-...because...
6. Don't touch the hair. DON'T. TOUCH. THE. HAIR.
...you can set Todd's hair on fire.
7. Shame about that first-round loss. Oh well, there's always season 48.
-Todd just crashed against T260G.
Your move, Excal.