1. I'm pretty good at being an immovable object.
He starts off every battle asleep. And, as has been often noted, worthless blobs of sleeping flesh don't move.
2. Except for when I'm being an unstoppable force.
Of course, when he finally wakes up, he's got tons of Swing, Heavy Crit, and Fury to smear anything that looks at him funny.
3. Of course, you can forget all that if I'm wearing a scarf.
The Yellow Scarf confers status immunity, which nulls sleep. It also nulls the Fury though.
4. Well, yeah. I know a cowboy and some loser with wings. But why would you ever think I am one?
There's Landis and what's her name in Suikoden 3, a cowgirl and a Winger. Coincidentally, the Waking Rune users in Suikoden II and IV are a Winger and a cowboy.
5. Bujutsu? Yeah, you could say I'm pretty good at that.
Juan is one of the Bujutsu trainers.
Anyways, Snowfire got this one, and so the next one up is his.